Miscellaneous Musings (Limited Edition)

[Baeyer-Drewson]

Bad idea to sleep with a girl from the gym? If things turn sour then seeing each other at the gym would be awkward....

Nah, these are the only girls you should sleep with. My gym bro has at least 3 wives in his gym wife harem.

[Chris-Craft]

while I am on the topic of sisters...i have no problem with men dating their friends sister in so long as they have the balls to stand up straight, look their friend in they eye, and man-to-man ask permission. i am a little old fashioned, but dating a friends sister behind your friends back is just about as low as you can get.

[Chris-Craft]

also, a gym is a GREAT place to meet people to fuck...if shit gets awkward (a situation is only as awkward as YOU make it) then just join a different gym

[Chris-Craft]

also, i CAPITALIZE in order EMPHASIZE certain words.

always a self deprecating concept

[broneck]

i'm not a square

[Spastic_Koala]

The toad was all like, "sup guyz"

http://lightyears.blogs.cnn.com/2011/07/14/lost-rainbow-toad-reappears-after-87-years/?hpt=hp_c2

[Spastic_Koala]

also, a gym is a GREAT place to meet people to fuck...if shit gets awkward (a situation is only as awkward as YOU make it) then just join a different gym

Great targets are the girls who don't realize they're hot because they used to be fat (they're at the gym for a reason). They're usually the ones not wearing the super tight/revealing workout clothes and are hurt that all the guys are hitting on the hot stuck-up chick who will never put out.

I've smashed a bunch of girls at various gyms I've been to over the years. It's never been awkward afterwards.

One side note: if the girl is clearly there to workout and isn't in the mood to talk. Leave her the fuck alone. I hate it when people try chatting me up in the middle of my set (or between sets).

[Spastic_Koala]

Some bitches be crazy: http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/14/california.penis.knifing/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

[crissyw]

what do i wear today

[penis]

omgosh crissyw just posted :o

[sawn-off chef]

[Desi]

Some bitches be crazy: http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/14/california.penis.knifing/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

she doesn't even look bad! Extra shit that he was awake during the act too.

[Lozinski]

Oh wow.. This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time.

Ix6RYq1ni6k

[i wear shooes]

fapfapfap

[vitasoy]

"his wife was over top of him getting ready to cut off his genitalia"

video editor shows zucchini and knife harharhar

[funkdoobi]

what do i wear today

who gives a fuck?

[sybaritical]

I never understand when people throw up WTB posts looking for things that are readily available everywhere.

You want APC's?

GO TO THE SHOP.

VISIT THEIR SITE.

[wrong_move]

was in a line at McD's to get some food and the girl in front bumped into me cause she was backing up without looking. i apologized and then she turned hostile for no apparent reason

her friend told me it's that time of the month...

[Lozinski]

Hahaha how old was this fine lady?

[wrong_move]

looked straight outta high school

[Lozinski]

You should have yelled COME AT ME BRO or some shit. Scare the fuck out of that sassy girl or get the most epic reaction worthy of a 'superawkward' post.

[Baeyer-Drewson]

Oh wow.. This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time.

Holy fuck... that second run is so brutal... I seriously hate watching those sort of plants where the person barely moves at the end.

[tac0tron]

Dude, ship my toy please. I need it for a custom as a gift. Normally not anal about this kind of stuff, but I don't want to hear shit from my girl.

- Winu

[wrong_move]

You should have yelled COME AT ME BRO or some shit. Scare the fuck out of that sassy girl or get the most epic reaction worthy of a 'superawkward' post.

haha, i don't know what would have happened if i did that. gurl was large and in charge.

[crissyw]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV7eSpn9jC4&feature=related

i don't actually know how to embed after all these years

hi scott <3

[MissingNo.]

carmageddon ):

[Vampyrvargfesten]

[Oxy.]

google + invite check

spotify invite check

turntable.fm invite check

i'm officially caught up on my internet hype.

[Spastic_Koala]

Large contingency of bros at the gym last night. There was even a group of brahs. Fist pumps, back slaps, spots, and digits were being exchanged left and right, all while checking out each other's muscles and talking about their super awesome bro-ness.

Bro-love was palpable.

[okonomi]

Oh wow.. This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time.

How can you laught at that? That's cold.