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Not sure where to put this but it gave me a good laugh.

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in the future everyone will live alone in tiny apartments doing the same stuff and then eventually everyone will die and there'll be no more humanity. unless we all die sooner than that.

although i'm having a good time today i couldn't find any happier thought.

In response. Here ya go freecat. ;)

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eating while shitting?

in one hole out the other? i wouldn't be able to eat with the smell, kinda gross.

nothing better than reading while shitting

i like this, but i tend to get into the reading and i sit longer than i have to. then my legs/feet get numb and it's a bitch to walk after.

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Anyone who has watched TV in Australia knows that we have hardly any free-to-air channels (~5 main ones), but why the fuck are they showing old Jackie Chan movies on the sports channel? We already have SBS for multicultural stuff...

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INSTRUCTIONS:

- Put your iTunes (or whatever) on shuffle.

- For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

- Write that song name down. No cheating!

- Tag some friends! Including me!

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY:

"I Used To Love H.E.R." (Common)

2. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

"Kill From The Heart" (The Dicks)

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

"Blind Love" (Swans)

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

"Here Come The Warm Jets" (Brian Eno)

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

"Play For Today" (The Cure)

6. WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?

"Cars" (Gary Numan)

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

"Charms Alarm" (Common)

8. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

"King Ink" (The Birthday Party)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

"Loneliness" (The Residents)

10. WHAT IS 2 + 2?

"The Safest Place" (Sigmund Und Sein Freund)

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

"Love Can Never Die" (Iron Curtain)

12. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY"?

"Indiscipline" (King Crimson)

13. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

"Mr. Clarinet" (The Birthday Party)

14. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

"God Is In The House" (Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds)

15. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING"?

"Terror Story" (Iron Curtain)

16. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

"Fan Letter" (Michael Gira)

17. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

"I Never Tried" (Martin Dupont)

18. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

"Lamentation" (Nick Cave)

19. WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?

"Sign Of Love" (Neil Young)

20. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

"Tearing Up The Plans, Pt. 2" (23 Skidoo)

21. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

"Beating Heart" (Section 25)

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im selling something to some dude on craigslist

hes driving about 45 minutes over to my city to buy someting from me but he isnt answering his phone. Hes pretty insistent on buying it tonight. I havent spoken to him, only emailed and texted him

Checked the fb account linked to his email, seems like a chill white dude. some sort of college tennis sensation.

i hope i dont get robbed.

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