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How does quidich have like at least 500 posts in the CWG thread? The guy honestly seems creepy as hell and is undeniably obsessive

 

he's the prophet of tits bringing white girls to the unwashed asian masses 

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so one of my older group project members adds me on linkedin.

 

i actually havent updated my shit in a while so i click the email to go view his profile.

 

I met him through a competition (sponsored by a bank)  together where we had to manage a fake portfolio on a site like marketwatch/stocktrak

 

this fuckboy puts that he was a stock analyst for said bank

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is there anyone out there who actually thinks jeff koons is not a complete worthless piece of shit?

 

Saw Dior and I yesterday and Raf talking about Koons in reverence cemented my opinion that he's a complete wanker

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might be wrong on this but don't think most established businesses care much for something like LinkedIn

 

and I'd imagine if he applies for something on a similar level they would at least do a reference check on his work experience

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ebay just suggested buying a Drive scorpion jacket to complement the boots i recently purchased 

 

You should get it for an edgy look, ladies will love it. Timeless.

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Looking at a girl's Facebook profile pictures in chronological order is like those accelerated motion movies of a flower wilting.

 

Mignonne, allons voir si la rose

Qui ce matin avoit desclose

Sa robe de pourpre au Soleil,

A point perdu ceste vesprée

Les plis de sa robe pourprée,

Et son teint au vostre pareil.

Las ! voyez comme en peu d'espace,

Mignonne, elle a dessus la place

Las ! las ses beautez laissé cheoir !

Ô vrayment marastre Nature,

Puis qu'une telle fleur ne dure

Que du matin jusques au soir !

Donc, si vous me croyez, mignonne,

Tandis que vostre âge fleuronne

En sa plus verte nouveauté,

Cueillez, cueillez vostre jeunesse :

Comme à ceste fleur la vieillesse

Fera ternir vostre beauté.

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girl i'm kinda dating said my cum smells like "fresh dough".

 

i do'nt even know where to begin with this one. 

 

maybe you have a yeast infection? either way you should try and cultivate some sourdough with it and feed it to your girl. let me know if it works!

 

or some yoghurt. that would be interesting.

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