Miscellaneous Musings (Limited Edition)

[okonomi]

This stupid girl wouldn't let me return my movie at the redbox because the Justin Bieber movie was rented out. I asked her dad if I can just return my movie so I can leave and this asshole says that they are not leaving until she gets her movie. Said happy fathers day bitch to him and left.15 min of my life.. gone.

Shoulda snapped both of their necks and then pissed in the mouths of their dead bodies.

[i wear shooes]

Shoulda snapped both of their necks and then pissed in the mouths of their dead bodies.

next time

[ninetynine]

Had some California "New York Style" Pizza last night, my aunt gave me the whole dissertation on how the dudes are from New York, etc.

Honestly it wasn't bad, it reminded me of a place by me in NJ, far from thin crust tho...

and look who i'm hanging out with:

[freecat]

i just accepted a diner tomorrow with one of my best female friend, her friend i hooked up with last year that lives in spain, her close friend who i really want to see naked and a random dude who's older than everyone and seemingly also wants to get closer from the one i want to get closer to (i'm sure he's in the friend zone too, i just hope i'm not).

this isn't the plot of a shitty movie. i'm starting to drink already because i won't get out of there alive if i remember it.

[dovo]

R.I.P

[broneck]

What does your vagina look like today?

http://www.healthzone.ca/health/newsfeatures/cancer/article/1011833--remember-movember-well-here-comes-julyna

[Desi]

Decided to tow my car tomorrow. To get it checked out.

Also have a date tomorrow :/

[haploid]

S'guuuuuuuuccccciiiiiiiiii!!!

[dovo]

Dudes 51 and Chicks 16. But what is so crazy is that that's the fuckin oldest looking sixteen year old Ive ever seen.

[iralex]

who are they?

[16steps]

R.I.P

my buddies were on an episode of roomcrashers (?) w. ryan dunn (mtvs pimp my ride bedroom version)

My buddies sold various things in college and partied with hin after the show and said theyve never seen someone do as many pills as he did

[Bona Drag]

who are they?

dOrD5kqyov0

edit: titties are real, her mom said so

[Bona Drag]

someone get on them gifs

[Bona Drag]

btw i aint heard about this b4 that post but i found that shit on google in like 2 min

[Bona Drag]

w8, now google tells me 16 is not jailbait in most states

i think i knew that but fakk

[Desi]

that dog. Why does it have to be left to such a fate?

[ChaseDizzy]

i think it's dumb that people are all, OMG ryan dunn died? and people are like, who the fuck is clarence clemons?

whatever, eat shit

[Gatefold]

Today, the woman at the hospital cafeteria I go for lunch at sometimes cut my cheeseburger in half.

why?

WHY?

[16steps]

i think it's dumb that people are all, OMG ryan dunn died? and people are like, who the fuck is clarence clemons?

whatever, eat shit

who the fuck is clarence clemens?

and what the hell is a saxophone?

[Servo2000]

dOrD5kqyov0

This is the most depressing thing I've ever seen.

[i wear shooes]

The Big Man.. RIP

[16steps]

and what the hell is a saxophone?

ahhh a sexy phone!

[16steps]

also, was getting my morning coffee from starbucks.

As i left i looked up and see, literally, the hottest girl ive ever seen IRL (dressed well too, those heels!) and blurt out "holy shit!" as i walked past her

she looked and smiled as if to say "ya, that happens a lot"

CS,B?

[Lozinski]

Did you get her number?

[OCEANSECT]

^^rep

10char

[funkdoobi]

did you get them digits? pics? if not. fucking fail.

[16steps]

nope.

i was caught off guard, all i could manage is holy shit

[Spastic_Koala]

Start stalking that Starbucks until she shows up again. That's what any solid creeper would do.

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

tracking a lotus tonight, will see if i can borrow a buddy's gopro.

last time i was at a track awesome things happened.* (10)

also - worst waywt fit keeps reminding me, why do people buy geller when they can't keep $1k in their account?

shit doesn't makes sense

[broneck]

you're putting the cart before the horse - we can't keep $1k in the bank BECAUSE we buy geller