Durrty Dozen +2 offical threak

[almostnice]

as soon as the sun gets out most people in Hamburg are getting prepared for the barbecue season-or our version of it.very popular are cheap one way picnic-grills,which can be thrown way after use.soooo easy and simple,some dumbheads often threw them in the wastecontainer,resulting in some ghettoesque firescene,so the firebrigade isnt far away.

after seeing the next picture, a wise decision.

for some its barbecue,to it looks like the army is testing fog-grenades.

and this is only a 5 on a scale from 1-10.

police on the way...

...to sort a small scuffle caused by some hotheaded youths

anyway,time to call it a day and ride home,some nicer scenery as finish:

[denimdestroyedmylife]

wippe = seesaw

[almostnice]

allright,read it in some online-dictionary,together with teeter-totter and rocker.wasnt too sure which to use,cheers!

[Paul T]

good idea

as an aside, i was checking on what my students were looking at in the computer lab while they were meant to be doing research and one was looking at sufu, they had found it after reading paul t's book and googling him. freaked me out a little bit.

OK Almost nice bringing the thread back on with flavour.

Without really delegating at all, I personally vote that Paul T gets to represent London.

I will cook him Dinner and Tweeds can do the handover business.

Aw, how can I refuse? Is this straight from almostnice, though?? (shivers in fear...)

[almostnice]

Aw, how can I refuse? Is this straight from almostnice, though?? (shivers in fear...)

nothing to do with me and i am not sure if the quality of your pathetic posts in the wayjdt-thread will do this jeans justice.but if you will get the same haircut like me and show your ugly mug eventually,you have my vote.

[sybaritical]

... Was just a thought ...

[tweeds]

thoroughly seconded, long as we drink many pints as a toast to almostnice

[beatle]

Cool, this tour is alive again ..almostnice passing on to PaulT sounds good to me ...but for right now I am happily enjoying updates from Hamburg

[almostnice]

the gutter-press is in full swing setting the atmosphere for todays match

german football legend Uwe Seeler:"the worst english team of all times"

you will look even older tomorrow

a joke about the difference in age between the teams,the germans are younger by 4 years average.not that funny really...

[ranonranonarat]

i see you in that picture almostnice!

[almostnice]

i see you in that picture almostnice!

hey,watch your mouth,son!

the youth on this board is definitely in need of some respect for the older members.

where am i,btw?

[beatle]

Yeah - it's on...5 hours ****

[sybaritical]

*not saying a word *

[ranonranonarat]

hey,watch your mouth,son!

the youth on this board is definitely in need of some respect for the older members.

where am i,btw?

you used to be a john terry, but now you've ended up a wayne rooney

[almostnice]

you used to be a john terry, but now you've ended up a wayne rooney

ROOONEY???? worst insult ever!!!!!!

if any,i am Beckham,but even that is a self-offense.

lets face it,a warthog is a sheer beauty compared to most players,germany included.

[ranonranonarat]

deep down inside, you know you are our oliver bierhoff - a charming, prolific, strikingly handsome lad.

2 pints of bir says germany will take the three lions by their head.

now now, do not let this young one derail the DD+2 thread.

[almostnice]

sorry for the little delay,yesterdays historical victory in the mother of all battles didnt allow me too much sparetime to report.

lets start in chronological order:

chin up,Wayne! its only 4 years til your next try,enough time to practice.

one for the ladies.well...not only.

isnt it about time to pull the flag in?

the supporters creativity is mindblowing... enough to get a little boy confused.instead of watching stupidly dressed lagerlouds the kids used their own creativity to make a little raft

which was promptly launched into the water

a major construction error leaded to a fast sinking...i told you its not stable enough,if you dont listen you have to learn it the hard way.

roy6,dont forget the lawn mower when you visit me next time.

[beatle]

Good luck floating device ?

[cash]

With Paul T joining this groups of miscreants, I wonder if Almostnice is sending a subtle message?

[roy6]

roy6,dont forget the lawn mower when you visit me next time.

Is that your yard? Tsk.

I'd be glad to teach the wee ones how to use the Rasenmäher when I'm there next, if they can be excused from camera-toting and dad's-bum-photographing duties.

[almostnice]

i appreciate your educational demand to the fullest,but be prepared,this will be a tough one!

just when you take a break and think the world is your friend

its very likely that they will start one of their perfidious attacks,targeting usually where it hurts most!

they will use brute force without hesitation!

and your rasenmäher will be in bits and pieces

like this ball a minute later.

do you really have the balls to confront them?

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[roy6]

Your minions don't scare me.

(Actually, they do, a little. Can they smell fear?)

[ranonranonarat]

haha cute picture post. quality time always gets to me.

[almostnice]

todays was spend with way too many kids again.my daughter had her first ever graduation at the kindergarten.the young hotspurs challenged me and another dad for a footballmatch,how could we refuse to teach them a lesson?

the opposing team started with a very

fast played offensive

coming dangerously close to our goal which was defended by yours truly with a fantastic Gordon Banks like parade

landing straight into the opponents forwards face...

"You may dont understand it now,but one day you will thank me for this.the moment will come,where you will remember me,who helped you developing your concentration and motivation.dry your tears now,the match isnt finished yet!"

my son shared a different opinion,but what does he know from life?

the way back home was uneventful,apart from some ducks

and i dont have any intention to eat them,riff!

the common raylwaybridge,but different view and lighting.

did i say unevenful?that was til i passed this guy in hiphopgear,who stopped me,telling me he owns the same model of jeans.he is a regular customer of Burg&Schildt in Berlin who are the only shop in germany selling MF stuff afaik.check his wallet,some big fat MIJ one.we both were in a hurry so our chat was very brief.he doesnt know sufu and our "subculture",but is well into denim,which he couldnt wear because he was on his way to work as a coach in some fitness-studio.

enough for today!

[beatle]

Your son wearing a hickory overall is a serious competition for you. Plus - even his facial expression says "step away"...we'll have to watch out and sharpen our canes for the next generation of denim heads

[almostnice]

Your son wearing a hickory overall is a serious competition for you. Plus - even his facial expression says "step away"...we'll have to watch out and sharpen our canes for the next generation of denim heads

agreed.as Paul T points out in the nipperthread...its in the genes.

[almostnice]

randompics taken between 18.30-20.00 today

hanging out at Creamshop after work

shopassistants bike:

[almostnice]

openingparty at a little gallery

game over for today

[beatle]

I am really enjoying this...

[marvelous1200]

that fully chromed Kondor is f-ing niiiice.