stolen

[branespload]

Subscribed...this is getting good. What was CJ's rep pre-bitchmove?

full green tips, rep power 15

[原料かば]

wow that means he totally got gang raped

nice job gang

[Billy.Barbados]

if this kid is having so much trouble in suburbia irvine, hes gonna be shitting his pants if he gets that transfer to usc like he wants

It'd be a better life experience for him, because I'm thinking the police in LA wont give a shit about a stolen backpack. He'll realize that the only person to depend on is yourself.

[Guest on-display]

if shit gets real I'm pitchin this concept to warner bros

.........how was class today cj?

[branespload]

Cliffnotes for this threak:

[JoyDiffusion]

I wonder what the kid who really stole the bag would think if he read this thread lol? This has become so legendary... like are people aware of this shit on the UCI campus?

[U MAD]

monitoff make a rap about this thread

[branespload]

^ yeah because monitoff would be the appropriate writer for this

EDIT:

(10)

[Tyro1]

maybe he was trying to say something about how monitoff stole your lines, like you stole cjs backpack?

[branespload]

^... *branespload*

[Fuuma]

Ok guys I did it. I decided to return the bag since CJ promised he wouldn't look down on me (I'm really worried about the judgment of people I steal from, which is why I never return the stuff). Problem is I had a little party at home and things got out of hand and some Mexican prostitute defecated in his backpack. What should I do?

Oh and, while this is of secondary importance I might as well ask about it here: what's the best way to dispose of the body of the aforementioned prostitute?

Irvine police officers can contact me by creating an account using the nick "DaPolice" and sending a private message, I assume they know a lot about the law and stuff and might have a vehicle to help me dispose of the body. Thanks guys, I'll give you 12 donuts if you help me dig the hole.

[YoungPunch]

Hey, somebody has to have walked past those lost backpack signs and gotten du's phone #??? Post that isht up!!!

+Rep for the person that gets that phone number (although my rep power ain't shit, you get the idea).

[bouwnt]

what's the best way to dispose of the body of the aforementioned prostitute?

do ya know anyone with a pig-farm????

[branespload]

Ok guys I did it. I decided to return the bag since CJ promised he wouldn't look down on me (I'm really worried about the judgment of people I steal from, which is why I never return the stuff). Problem is I had a little party at home and things got out of hand and some Mexican prostitute defecated in his backpack. What should I do?

Oh and, while this is of secondary importance I might as well ask about it here: what's the best way to dispose of the body of the aforementioned prostitute?

Irvine police officers can contact me by creating an account using the nick "DaPolice" and sending a private message, I assume they know a lot about the law and stuff and might have a vehicle to help me dispose of the body. Thanks guys, I'll give you 12 donuts if you help me dig the hole.

Don't worry about the caca left in the bag. CJ claims to honestly only want his shit back, it shouldn't bother him if you gave him a little extra.

As for disposing the body, I just finished reading Darkly Dreaming Dexter and it's obvious the best thing to do is slice the body into clean cut parts, completely drained of blood, stacked nicely in the home goal net of your nearest hockey rink or ice arena.

DaPopo will most likely not help you as they confuse your serious request with sarcasm, because after all, the internet is very hard to understand. They obviously have more important things to do like follow up on claims based on evidence found on a fashion site rather than alleged homicide.

(1.. nvm

[Fuuma]

But are you sure he won't look down on me? I mean he didn't say he wouldn't in case of extra excrement. My self-esteem in as fragile as the neck of an underage prostitute and I wouldn't want my feeble heart to get hurt; I've got so much love to give.

[iGIT]

uh oh. phone numbers out of the box now!

[E36]

do ya know anyone with a pig-farm????

this guy might...

[breams]

[selaviso]

i just think its funny how america is going broke but the po is out there looking for a fucking backpack.

[Le Buttsecks]

put the bag on ebay mention CJ reap profits

[Enray]

The ultimate plot twist in this thread would be if both Branespload and CJ were from Visvim and wanted us to get their name into our head.

[Mr Waffles]

bout to get taunted

[Kregg]

Ok guys I did it. I decided to return the bag since CJ promised he wouldn't look down on me (I'm really worried about the judgment of people I steal from, which is why I never return the stuff). Problem is I had a little party at home and things got out of hand and some Mexican prostitute defecated in his backpack. What should I do?

Oh and, while this is of secondary importance I might as well ask about it here: what's the best way to dispose of the body of the aforementioned prostitute?

Irvine police officers can contact me by creating an account using the nick "DaPolice" and sending a private message, I assume they know a lot about the law and stuff and might have a vehicle to help me dispose of the body. Thanks guys, I'll give you 12 donuts if you help me dig the hole.

Do you understand this is a house party?

[原料かば]

^report back with your findings

[Bislane]

hahahah the number is very real everyone better get on their game quick before he has to change his number though. and for anyone wondering, he sounds like a bitchass too

^^ EDIT: so the phone makes some weird clicking sounds while it's ringing, not sure what that's about maybe he got the popo tracking that shit wouldn't be surprised. anyway I say I know where his backpack is and he pauses, then says "is this serious?" and I say yeah, it's in the trash. to which he replies "what?" and I say "i t s i n t h e t r a s h". Then he says what trash? and I respond "in supertrash hahahaha" and hang up

[原料かば]

someone needs to put a face to the name

i feel bad hating two innocent letters

[bustinxjustin]

Bislane... that's fucking awesome.

[原料かば]

CJ walked into that shit

[High Monika]

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Edited April 22, 2015 by Hang the DJ

[branespload]

Awww SHIT!

Get your towels ready...

It's about to go down!