stolen

[super]

wow i just read all 11 pages, epic threak. +rape

and yes, UCI popos are really that bored to follow leads from an internet message forum regarding a stolen backpack. my homie told me they followed his dormmate from vons all the way back to campus, waited like an hour and a half and then busted down his door cuz they suspected he was buying alcohol for minors. they were actually right about their initial suspicion but that's just fuckin crazy. lol @ irvine PD hahahaahaha

[branespload]

LOL, Chris Brown took it (and fled to Universal City).

[Billy.Barbados]

LOL, Chris Brown took it (and fled to Universal City).

He hit Rihanna? I'm going to get Major Payne on that mowdafucka.

[JoyDiffusion]

The ultimate plot twist in this thread would be if both Branespload and CJ were from Visvim and wanted us to get their name into our head.

Fuck that's how my screenplay ends... is it too obvious??

[AstroWolf]

this thread is sad and wonderful at the same time. wowzerz.

[zimmerman]

best thread of 2009. made my day. thanks CJ.

[sawyer]

read this entire thread while eating breakfast, rated five stars

AND I AM FROM MUMBAI, SO I KNOW WHAT A GOOD THREAD LOOKS LIKE

[junglejane]

Oh JungleJane, how the mighty have fallen.

du that's not my schtick, he must've contracted the services of the fine lady that shares my street corner, Fernanda Margarita. I'm the one with the neon bajingo, remember? a girl's gotta get creative these days to make those pesos.

[bouwnt]

I'm the one with the neon bajingo, remember?

.

!! u better stop bfore u give my cobra commander

a seizure

[khoiphan92]

what the hell? CJ just fucking called the cops on me and they came busting through the front door. But it all ended well because i gave them what they came for. Sure am going to miss my walmart backpack but i think ill learn to love my new visvim backpack.

[Mr Waffles]

bout to put my lawls in ur jawls

[fffffut]

once someone stole my cologne out of my gym locker at school

fuck that shit

[branespload]

^ i didn't supply these. (0) for the popo. Also apparently he was talking to the manager of the cafeteria asking if he saw a backpack today, lawl.

EDIT: WAIT WUT MCDREAMY SNITCHED ON ME?!?!

[原料かば]

when is he going to give up ?

[branespload]

^ he hasn't really bothered me, I'm just waiting to hear word that UCI has called off further investigation based on insufficient/inadequate preponderance of evidence against me. I wonder if he's met with any UCI officials yet.

[Mr Waffles]

more pics. is his name christian justin?

[branespload]

^ there are no more, and no.

[DaBestSpoona]

more pics. is his name christian justin?

I think christian refers to his religion, since he uses terms like "won't look down on you"

[bustinxjustin]

Uh oh... we have pictures!

[branespload]

Uh oh... we have pictures!

[Knugget]

Dang, after those pictures went up he switched it over to private.

[bustinxjustin]

I failed

[bouwnt]

dempsey just stole this thread

like he probably stole CJ's girl-friend/kid sister/mother/

ican'tfuckintellllllll

[nickthechibi]

I can't believe this blew up to this level in 4 days

[sidneylo]

dempsey just stole this thread

like he probably stole CJ's girl-friend/kid sister/mother/

ican'tfuckintellllllll

Gentlemen, we have found the root of CJ's complex.

[Yardsale]

my mother is also my sister concept

[YoungPunch]

Dempsey all up in this bitch.

Appropriate youtube vid for the "stolen" thread:

w-keEe6DJDg

[Knugget]

I can't believe this blew up to this level in 4 days

would blow up more if fam0us showed pictures of the pack.

[JoyDiffusion]

would blow up more if fam0us showed pictures of the pack.

^^agreed.

Someone with a Visvim backpack needs to hold it "ransom" -- duct tape, rope, note written in blood with ransom requests -- the whole works, and post photos. Something real enough to get CJ wondering if it's forreal... Make things interesting again.

[Orion]

CJ-

Be a good sport and post images of the neg rep train. Just "print screen" open in paint, save and post. It would at least show some humor on your part for this completely ridiculous situation you created. You may even get some sympathy rep...