25 fun factz

[tac0tron]

Dude bake me some cornbread (6)

[inc abs man]

1. Praying the rosary between 4-6 AM is peaceful.

2. I wrote a letter to my professor earlier this year and don't know if she ever read it. I bumped into her the other day and was thinking about confessing that it was me.

3. I chickened out.

4. That Helen girl is in my Anatomy class right now. She looks like Makiko Esumi.

5. I keep sending her anonymous post-its on her car.

6. I write small inspirational stuff on them.

7. I know this one girl's home address.

8. She's a ballet dancer. I wrote her a letter too.

9. I don't know if SWV's best song is Rain or Weak.

10. Boyz II Men is probably my favorite R&B group of all time.

11. Xenogears is probably my favorite RPG game of all time.

12. I never did finish FFX, I got stuck on that one female boss.

13. I've always wanted to bake pot brownies and just give them to a room full or people.

14. Exodus by Utada Hikaru is a cool album. I put that thing on repeat until my iPod broke down.

15. I miss that show Doug.

16. I can run a mile in 10 minutes.

17. I hope Clippers can win over 50 games this season.

18. I hope Pacquiao beats Margarito and him and Mayweather can finally get it on.

19. I always thought Erik Morales had a great hairdo. nh.

20. When I think of All-4-One, I think of their song, I Swear.

21. Got a birthmark on my back. I don't see it everyday. It's not a giant mole or anything like that. It's like a burn..I don't know.

22. Anatomy is showing me love. Chemistry not so much at the moment.

23. We don't get tired. We get hungry.

24. Move mountains.

25. Walk on water.

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

Dude bake me some cornbread (6)

gotta be honest, i've baked like 3 batches since friday. i think i need to make chili asap. lol

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

1. Praying the rosary between 4-6 AM is peaceful.

2. I wrote a letter to my professor earlier this year and don't know if she ever read it. I bumped into her the other day and was thinking about confessing that it was me.

3. I chickened out.

4. That Helen girl is in my Anatomy class right now. She looks like Makiko Esumi.

5. I keep sending her anonymous post-its on her car.

6. I write small inspirational stuff on them.

7. I know this one girl's home address.

8. She's a ballet dancer. I wrote her a letter too.

9. I don't know if SWV's best song is Rain or Weak.

10. Boyz II Men is probably my favorite R&B group of all time.

11. Xenogears is probably my favorite RPG game of all time.

12. I never did finish FFX, I got stuck on that one female boss.

13. I've always wanted to bake pot brownies and just give them to a room full or people.

14. Exodus by Utada Hikaru is a cool album. I put that thing on repeat until my iPod broke down.

15. I miss that show Doug.

16. I can run a mile in 10 minutes.

17. I hope Clippers can win over 50 games this season.

18. I hope Pacquiao beats Margarito and him and Mayweather can finally get it on.

19. I always thought Erik Morales had a great hairdo. nh.

20. When I think of All-4-One, I think of their song, I Swear.

21. Got a birthmark on my back. I don't see it everyday. It's not a giant mole or anything like that. It's like a burn..I don't know.

22. Anatomy is showing me love. Chemistry not so much at the moment.

23. We don't get tired. We get hungry.

24. Move mountains.

25. Walk on water.

Holy shit, you are creepy. Also a mile in 10 minutes is nothing. Try a mile in 6 flat.

[tac0tron]

gotta be honest, i've baked like 3 batches since friday. i think i need to make chili asap. lol

God damn, corn bread + chili is fucking amazing!

[FADEtoDARKNESS]

Xenogears is the best rpg of all time...of all time!!!!!

[broken_dubz]

1.) i am what i like to call a 'fourth culture kid'

2.) i was born in london, but grew up in hong kong

3.) im not white or chinese

4.) my parents were born in africa, but im not black

5.) i grew up in a big city, but i think london is pretty shit tbh

6.) i am a doctor

7.) i used to hate my job but now am loving it

8.) i still smoke cigarettes

9.) i am currently trying to steal a girl whos been in a 6 year-long relationship - this is my project at the moment (tips are welcome btw)

10.) my parents were never around much whilst i was growing up

11.) i used to get into a lot of trouble as a result

12.) i was pretty much raised by a maid

13.) i want to move to the US at some point

14.) i fucking love pulled pork

15.) i am thinking about pulled pork right now

16.) this is pretty hard to write, i am running out of shit to say...

17.) ...

18.) i joke around all the time, even at inappropriate moments

19.) i am an only child

20.) as a result i am ok with being a bit of a loner

21.) i am a classically trained pianist

22.) i've been playing the guitar since i was 7

23.) i pretty much only listened to rap for over a year, but i feel it had a negative influence on me

24.) im 24 years old

25.) i have exclusviely slept with older women

[mrchariybrown]

1. my name is charly.

2. that's not short for charles or charlie.

3. most people call me "chuck."

4. I'm diagnosed with OCD.

5. also with social anxiety.

6. and depression.

7. the latter is no more though.

8. I enjoy powerlifting.

9. I enjoy it more than sex "most" of the time.

10. I'm very awkward.

11. whiskey, neat, is my drink of choice.

12. I'm a hopeless romantic.

13. I'm extremely fickle.

14. indian and mexican are my favorite kinds of food.

15. I'm lactose-intolerant, but I don't mind it because dairy is terrible for you.

16. I can used to be able to deadlift and squat over 500 pounds.

17. girls that are religious are probably the biggest turnoff for me.

18. I don't think religion is wrong. you can believe what you want and I don't really care. it's just how my dick feels.

19. I stutter and mumble. when I was in grade school, my teachers advised me to go to speech classes but I refused to them and my parents. looking back, I should've gone.

20. I seem dumb sometimes (who am I kidding, most of the time), but I'm actually pretty smart. always have been a straight A student, with the occasional B, in school. top 15% at my high school (magnet school), 1460 out of 1600 on my SAT's, and 3.5+ GPA in college with honors in dual majors.

21. smile, eyes, legs, ass, then tits. the order of my favorite traits I look for in the physical appearance of a girl.

22. I like it rough. hitting, choking, scratching, BITING, etc. if the girl does not bite, it will not work out.

23. I like being belittled by girls as long as they're in for it too.

24. I'm a second degree black belt in taekwondo. which means nothing besides the fact that I was very flexible in the past.

25. I am against violence to solve problems but I won't hesitate nor have I hesitated to send people to the hospital if they touch any of my family or friends.

[ohsnap]

1.) my (preferred) name is shay

2.) i'm vietnamese/chinese

3.) i worry too much about grades, but they're nothing stellar at all (B+ average)

4.) i was a pussy whipped, horny motherfucker in 8th grade

5.) i used to breakdance from 6th grade up to end of high school

6.) i broke my right wrist during a session

7.) haven't bboyed since

8.) i've now moved onto choreography

9.) with earphones on, i randomly dance to the song i'm listening to

10.) the first hip-hop song i listened to was juvenile - back dat ass up on mtv

11.) i save any image i think is interesting on my hard drive

12.) all signs point to me being an english major, but my parents are pushing a finance major

13.) i've hated all my college classes save for the english ones

14.) i plan to open a bakery when i have some financial stability

15.) i make bomb ass brownies

16.) i'm currently listening to samantha james

17.) my relationship with my family is all over the place

18.) naivete in my friends really irks me

19.) i have an affinity for redheads and brunettes

20.) i had a summer bank internship in high school

21.) i absolutely despised it to the point where i hated waking up each morning; i stayed for the pay

22.) my heart melts whenever i see a baby/kid

23.) i taught little kids how to play tennis this past summer

24.) i couldn't have been happier during that time; i didn't even care if i got paid or not

25.) i find it hard to open myself up to people because i have this notion that showing emotion = bitchassness

[Kemosabe]

doin' my 25 in pieces, then will edit/delete into one complete list.

1. my real name is john, i go by jack. everyone is fucking baffled by this. it's a nick name. e.g.: richard/dick

2. my height/weight fluctuate nonstop. i gain weight, lose weight. keep getting taller too.

3. my parents have the best intentions, they're just extremely old fashioned.

4. i don't follow sports as closely as i once did, despite many of my friends. i have no opinion on them anymore, also have no time to just...watch them constantly to stay current.

5. i cannot drink alcohol then drink caffeine the next day. depreshun

6. i gravitate towards people/friends who push me to do things i normally wouldn't do. not a peer pressure concept though.

7. i just picked up fixed gear biking this year. i can ride pretty hard for only riding a few months.

8. i hope to keep riding for a long time.

9. i go to the gym, eat healthy, and get way too much sleep, you'd never guess though.

10. i chose a really dope college.

11. my eyelids are heavy. everyone assumes i'm a huge stoner. not really the case.

12. i worked in a streetwear-y shop last year. i excelled. the owner of the shop is on sufu as well.

13. one time i was walking across the street in a neighborhood i'm not normally in, and kix/M.O.A. was stopped at the stoplight in his whip and we exchanged headnods. lol.

14. i dated a girl in high school named alexa. she's the dopest girl i've ever seen/met. we still talk sometimes.

15. i discovered adderall recently. i dig it.

16. i'm a huge fan of drinking

17. i have the most solid group of 10-13 friends that all go to separate colleges now. we are bound by a common obsession with cigarettes and always will be.

18. i love mixed girls. i've always been around them. my hometown is really diverse. it's an acquired taste.

[Oxy.]

1. my name is paul

2. youngest of three children, and the only boy

3. studying cultures is a hobby of mine (specifically asian cultures)

4. obsessed with asian women, but ever since i had a (semi)relationship? with a hapa, i lean more towards white/asian mix than 100% asian.

5. chemistry major

6. always have been the token black guy, it's to the point i actually like being the only black person around

7. for a while i actually thought i was allergic to alcohol

8. i don't get along with my sisters, and it actually is quite strange for me to refer to them as such

9. i have a persecution complex

10. when i'm in a setting where i don't know anyone, i purposely give off a holier-than-thou, cocky vibe

11. i listen to a lot of different types of music, but indie rock and classical are my favorites

12. i lose things all the time

13. terrible with time management

14. i fucking love nutty buddy pie (look that shit up if you haven't heard of it)

15. people always tell me i look like i'm half-asian, so in 9th grade i actually started telling people i was

16. i'm an overall misanthrope, and people tend to get depressed around me therefore it's hard for me to make new friends

17. fact of the matter is, i get tired of people after being around them for more than a few weeks b/c i start nitpicking their flaws

18. i got in a car accident the 1st week i started driving

19. i have a hard time staying up past 10 most of the time

20. picked up an acoustic guitar over the summer, i don't even practice (nor do i take it seriously). it pretty much sits there, until i feel like freely strumming the chords to make a horrible sound.

21. i've traveled, but have never left the south

22. i wanna be a forensic pathologist

23. i told myself i'd never marry within my own ethnicity, not b/c i hate our women, but i have a strong desire for interracial marriage and kids

24. girls are all pretty much dumb to me,

25. it's more important to me that you be intelligent rather than beautiful (i'd hate to have to be in a relationship where i'm forced to dumb myself down for you).

[Oxy.]

goddamn you fadetodarkness, you are exactly like me in so many freaking ways. it's ridiculous

btw, sorry for the overuse of the word "actually". i'm sure everyone who read found it annoying.

[redX]

i didn't notice

[redX]

1. my name is claudius

2. i have a love/hate relationship with my name. i hate it because there are no good nicknames for it. i love it because i only know of 3 other people with my name and one of em has the same birthday as me

3. i love chocolate, i'm very partial to the swiss kind

4. crèpes with nutella is my favourite food, pizza's a close second

5. until i was in 10th grade i never had many friends, only 1 really close buddy

6. i can't seem to finish my bachelors degree because i'm just so fucking lazy

7. i hate myself for being so fucking lazy

8. procrastination and sex are my 2 favourite things to do. not necessarily in that order

9. i used to play the guitar and i have a very good rhythmic sense (how you say in english?) but i dropped it because when i was 14 i thought karate was cooler (i'm such a dumbass)

10. i would really like to learn a different instrument but i haven't got the drive or the passion for something like that

11. the cello really fascinates me, but i will probably never be good enough

12. electronic music is awesome

13. i love driving but i always have to watch my temper when i'm a car with other people

14. my nose is the biggest on sufu - no contest

15. i'm kinda awkward

16. i always think awkward is spelled "awquward"

17. up until the point where i kinda get to know a person i try not to crack jokes around them

18. i often get misunderstood

19. i love computers or what they can do way too much

20. i feel like i've been failing at this whole life thing, or just doing it wrong

21. i really like the USA and have been there often

22. i would like to live in a forreign country (i've lived in switzerland, well i guess that kinda counts for a german )

23. i would like to have more friends

24. my mom sent me a care package with lots of chocolate

25. i need to poop now

[FranklinCosgrove]

14. my nose is the biggest on sufu - no contest

Must see a redX vs. soxfan Cyrano de Bergerac nose battle immediately.

[redX]

he's got dat beak nose, mine's just longer

[robgotsastaplerr]

01 my name is rob

02 i turn 21 in 4 days

03 my fob friends call me bobby, my high school friends call me robert, and my college friends call me rob. don't know how that came around exactly

04 i have an unhealthy habit of ordering sesame chicken from my local chinese takeout place when theres nothing to cook

05 met my first girlfriend when she approached me back in high school at six flags and asked if i knew a certain band that just happened to be my favorite band at the time. i said yes, she said i look like the band lead, we take a photo, numbers, etc.

06 she left me for some other asian emo punk dude

07 i got my last girlfriend in high school by being a homewrecker. good friend of mine was away at school and asked me to get some comfort foods for his girlfriend still back in our hometown after they fought. i of course help the poor guy out, before i know it, girl asks me to come to bed and that was the end of that

08 first girlfriend in college happened when we both drank till we passed out on my futon, when i woke up and saw she was staring at me. figured she was feeling me, so i make my move...only to figure out the next day she was staring at her empty bowl of udon she had forgotten to clean up and left at the window sill right behind my head...oh well

09 ive only slept with women older than me, my current obsession being a 27 year old...think i can do it?

10 but i need my girlfriend to be someone...how to say...less intelligent than me; i can't date someone who's a know it all

11 i learned everything i fundamentally know about clothes from my mom

12 i can be stupidly optimistic/hopeful; makes me make a lot of mistakes

13 i own a plycraft replica eames chair and i love it

14 i ride a honda 1970 cb350 to get around campus. currently fixing it myself from what was originally a junkyard bike

15 i will be the first to admit brad pitt in benjamin button really made me want a trad bike

16 i love all things lanvin, patrik ervell, and stephan schneider

17 i am that kid in school who's always been really good at just scraping by...i'm that bastard, sorry

18 although im studying for the lsats now, i'm secretly hoping by friend at parsons makes it big someday and whisks me away into some future career in fashion

19 paypal gave me a credit card debt/problem for 2 years that i recently decided to finally amend and fix

20 my one and only pet dog died on my 18th birthday

21 i don't play video games, except i really enjoy playing super street figher 4

22 i have a scar on my knee from walking into a giant boulder that i failed to notice at the beach when i was a kid

23 last weekend i randomly ran into one of the delta force guys from black hawk down with his son as i was walking back to my car from my neighborhood restaurant; we made eye contact in that awkward "you know who i am, please be quiet" kinda way; he was the dude who was the bank manager in the beginning of the dark knight haha

24 i'm mostly korean but i think i got like a sixteenth or eighth of japanese tossed in there. i met my japanese great aunt one time; she's total baller status, owns like 4 casinos in japan apparently. for her son's 30th birthday she bought him a video game store; he just chills there and runs it and the upstairs hentai section. pretty chill dude though

25 i got into my first major car accident in high school after blasting the rocket summer after getting a girl to say yes to a date after school; was driving down the main road back home when i thought i saw another girl i knew by the sidewalk. stared and squinted too long at the sidewalk until i looked back to find a bigass minivan in my face. hit it going 35, miracle the air bags didnt pop

[FADEtoDARKNESS]

Oxy. I def see the similarities.

And rob! 10 is so true for me too. My ex was such a show off and with her it was a battle of wits all the time. But She told me she did it just to impress me and stuff since she was younger.

[shufon]

This is an interesting thread.

1. I'm half Lebanese - half German/Irish/Scottish/Native American

2. I've been traveling my whole life.. I think I've been to around 30 countries on 4 continents

3. I love food. It's probably one of the most enjoyable things in life for me.

4. I drink way way way too much coffee/espresso. One day a few weeks ago I had around 80oz of coffee with 12 shots of espresso (4x 20oz w/ 3 shots) over the course of the day. I need to cut back.

5. I drink too much alcohol as well.

6. I've always expected far too much of myself and I can't seem to help this.

7. I have a problem with moderation

8. I played piano for 7 years, bass guitar for 4, drums for 15, and dj'ed for about 5. I haven't done anything musical for the last 3 years and it saddens me.

9. I don't think I've gotten adequate amounts of sleep regularly since I was in middle school.

10. I am pretty malcontent in general.

11. I have come to hate relationships because I realized I get bored with almost all girls I meet after a short period of time and don't want them around anymore.

12. People tell me I eat faster than anybody they've ever met.

13. I hate the feeling of spending a lot of time cooking a good meal only to eat it in a matter of minutes.

14. I'm very blunt in my statements and tend to offend people with some things I say. I think people get offended too easily.

15. My dad taught me how to play blackjack when I was 4. Consequently, I love to gamble. Poker, craps, and baccarat.

16. I once sat at a craps table for 18 hours straight, then went to play poker for a few hours before returning to the same craps table to play more (see #7).

17. I rarely leave a casino a loser (knock on wood)

18. I was raised Christian by my mother but I don't really believe in anything anymore.

19. I once flew 27 times in a single month.

20. I used to have yellow fever but nowadays I mix it up. (edit: still prefer Asian girls though)

21. When I live in a place where I have to drive, I get sick of driving. When I live in a place where I don't have a car, I miss driving greatly. (see #10)

22. My hometown was a pretty fucked up place. I got made fun of in 4th grade for being a virgin, and went to middle school with a pregnant 6th grader. I laugh about this shit looking back on it but most people I tell this to are appalled.

23. I think too much about shit.

24. I just made some jorts out of old APCs to repair the APCs I'm wearing now.

25. I'm craving Chinese food.. going to go get some now.

[squirtlepk]

This is an interesting thread.

1. I'm half Lebanese - half German/Irish/Scottish/Native American

2. I've been traveling my whole life.. I think I've been to around 30 countries on 4 continents

3. I love food. It's probably one of the most enjoyable things in life for me.

4. I drink way way way too much coffee/espresso. One day a few weeks ago I had around 80oz of coffee with 12 shots of espresso (4x 20oz w/ 3 shots) over the course of the day. I need to cut back.

5. I drink too much alcohol as well.

6. I've always expected far too much of myself and I can't seem to help this.

7. I have a problem with moderation

8. I played piano for 7 years, bass guitar for 4, drums for 15, and dj'ed for about 5. I haven't done anything musical for the last 3 years and it saddens me.

9. I don't think I've gotten adequate amounts of sleep regularly since I was in middle school.

10. I am pretty malcontent in general.

11. I have come to hate relationships because I realized I get bored with almost all girls I meet after a short period of time and don't want them around anymore.

12. People tell me I eat faster than anybody they've ever met.

13. I hate the feeling of spending a lot of time cooking a good meal only to eat it in a matter of minutes.

14. I'm very blunt in my statements and tend to offend people with some things I say. I think people get offended too easily.

15. My dad taught me how to play blackjack when I was 4. Consequently, I love to gamble. Poker, craps, and baccarat.

16. I once sat at a craps table for 18 hours straight, then went to play poker for a few hours before returning to the same craps table to play more (see #7).

17. I rarely leave a casino a loser (knock on wood)

18. I was raised Christian by my mother but I don't really believe in anything anymore.

19. I once flew 27 times in a single month.

20. I used to have yellow fever but nowadays I mix it up. (edit: still prefer Asian girls though)

21. When I live in a place where I have to drive, I get sick of driving. When I live in a place where I don't have a car, I miss driving greatly. (see #10)

22. My hometown was a pretty fucked up place. I got made fun of in 4th grade for being a virgin, and went to middle school with a pregnant 6th grader. I laugh about this shit looking back on it but most people I tell this to are appalled.

23. I think too much about shit.

24. I just made some jorts out of old APCs to repair the APCs I'm wearing now.

25. I'm craving Chinese food.. going to go get some now.

this post offends me greatly

[fallen angels]

1. my name is david. growing up, i was the only one among my friends with that name. when i got to college, my crew had 5 Davids, so we had to use nicknames: older david, cope (his last name), mexican david, D4 (the 4th david), and me Chinamang. i had no problem with my friends callin me that.

2. i discovered sufu in 2006 when a colleague hooked me up with a pair of 1947 LVC 501s. I knew nothing about it at the time and wanted to find out more, and found sufu.

3. i made "fallen angels" my sufu name because it was my favorite film at the time, it probably still is. The Ghibli film Porco Rosso is one of my other favorites.

4. i slapped kanye west's foot in 2003. this was before he became a super megastar, and he was on tour as a guest for talib kweli. i was in the front row and he was at the edge of the stage giving everyone high fives. he skipped my hand so i slapped his shoe (bapes).

5. in college, talib kweli had a free concert on our campus. we saw his trailer so we went over to it and asked him if he wanted to blaze with us before he went on stage. he politely declined, and showed us why: he had a much bigger blunt than us.

6. mos def also had a concert at my campus. i fainted when he got on stage. not because i was starstruck, but because i didnt eat anything that day, nor did i sleep the night before, and i had just smoked 3 blunts while waiting 2 hours for mos to show up. then i spent the whole concert sitting in the back with a fatty headache.

7. 11 or 12 years ago, during halloween, my friends and i got drunk and walked around the neighborhood. some girls we didnt know were hollering at us, so i picked up the nearest pumpkin and ran at her. i wanted to throw a pumpkin at a girl to scare her. i aimed for the ground in front of her, however, i underestimated my own strength and it nailed her in the face, exploding upon impact and she fell to the ground. holy shit i felt so bad. this was all recorded on video.

8. when i write with a pen, i direct the point of the pen with my middle finger, not my index. my index finger sits behind the middle finger, as support.

9. i met my current gf 9 years ago, when i was working part time at Noahs Bagels. i thought she was cute and hooked her up with a free bagel dog haha. my manager saw that, and suggested i take a 5 minute break and go talk to her. so i did, and we became good friends.

10. although i have a love hate relationship with China, my favorite city in the world is probably Shanghai. probably because i studied abroad there during college, which was one of the best times of my life and a very fond memory.

11. sr year of high school, freshman year of college, and senior year of college were the happiest times for me. i didnt have money, but i had passion. i miss that, because now it is the opposite.

12. i go through phases where i am extremely nostalgic, and find it hard to concentrate on the present, as if i was lost in time. this could last from days to weeks. its hard for me to let go.

13. my eyes tear up pretty easily during movies. i even got teary eyed during the new Karate Kid, and it wasnt even during an emotional scene

14. the first sufu person i met in real life and became friends with was mrip. then selective beef. then winq.

15. my favorite singer is Faye Wong, by far (since the 90's). she set the standard so high. i even have a tumblr dedicated to her music and fashion.

i'm at work and should be working on some stuff so i'll cut it off at 15, that was fun.

[Dijonnaise]

1. My life (not me) is sort of bipolar, as in, my lifestyle goes from being the absolute best thing ever to the most boring and tedious thing you could ever conceive

2. I haven't made a single good friend in my hometown after highschool. All my best friends live abroad, or were met during my early years

3. My parents paid for all my tuition fees, ever, and it's the only reason that drives me not to quit university

4. I am currently in the process of inheriting large sums of money, most of which is going to charities

5. I don't care much for money, and I feel sad for people who will give up their own dignity for it

6. I fell in love in Shanghai, and with Shanghai, simultaneously

7. One day I will go back to Shanghai and eat malatang near Fanyu Lu and Huaihai Xi Lu, right next to Jiao Tong

8. I feel immensely happy when I watch Dazed & Confused

9. I don't like to talk too much, my mouth gets tired. Thus, I don't find long silence awkward.

10. I am a huge nostalgic. I dearly miss the vibe of the early 90s

11. I am currently fundraising for cancer research, and it helps me cope with how bored I am

12. I bite the inside of my cheeks when I'm stressed

13. I love to walk alone on a warm and dry summer night, slightly curling my fingers to feel the refreshing breeze. Makes me feel very alive.

14. Ever since I was a kid, I've loved to jump and hike around on big rocks, I can't explain the feeling. I felt very happy visiting Grand Canyon and Verdon Gorges

15. I love my coffee strong, no sugar and no milk

16. Same for my chocolate. I love 99% Lindt tablets

17. I have a closet full of clothes, yet always wear the same shit (surprise)

18. I'm agnostic, but have great interest in stories and lessons stemming from christianity. This makes me despise christians who don't know shit about their own religion, yet always post about God on facebook.

19. When I watch sci-fi movies, I try to transpose the perception I get from seeing all the technology to real life, and it grounds me. Makes me realize how awesome life really is

20. I think trying too hard to be different and cutting edge often means settling for mediocrity

21. I do not have any idols

22. I wish I still had a N64 with Goldeneye

23. If it wasn't for the weather in here, I would not own a car

24. I still sleep with this small pillow I had since I was a baby. My gf teases me all the time about it

25. I wish I met more people from sufu

[Dijonnaise]

you got to be kidding me Fallen, I swear to god I didn't see your post before posting mine, nor did I see your rep before repping you for the same reason

[samsikle]

17. I have a closet full of clothes, yet always wear the same shit (surprise)

same here :T

7. 11 or 12 years ago, during halloween, my friends and i got drunk and walked around the neighborhood. some girls we didnt know were hollering at us, so i picked up the nearest pumpkin and ran at her. i wanted to throw a pumpkin at a girl to scare her. i aimed for the ground in front of her, however, i underestimated my own strength and it nailed her in the face, exploding upon impact and she fell to the ground. holy shit i felt so bad. this was all recorded on video.

plz post video

[samsikle]

haha you can't say that shit and not post the video

[fallen angels]

sorry this was like 12 years ago and was recorded on an old school camcorder, not on digital video.

[Forbidden]

I have a feeling a lot of ABCs or any other not born in China Chinese will have similarities up to a point where the stereotype is proven.

1) I am Chinese, but a real twinkie.

2) I was born in NorCal but grew up in Vancouver and Hong Kong

3) When I enrolled into my dad's alma mater for grade school, I bawled on the first day of school because it was all boys.

4) Since then, I knew in my heart I will be whipped by pussy.

5) Went to boarding school near Santa Cruz when I was 14.

6) I have yet to date a full asian, that just shows how twinked out I am.

7) With my dad paying all of my tuition, he threatened to pull the plug if I did not go to the college of his choice

8) That leads to why I am currently going to school in Peking University.

9) I dislike everyone on my father's side of my family because of multiple reasons.

10) I once sincerely thought I have ADD until I managed to finish Tales of Vesperia with 2 other friends in one sitting. (Took roughly 24 hours)

11) All of the girls I have dated before I moved to Beijing were not full Asians.

12) Even here in Beijing, I find myself attracted to brunettes with at least something there chestwise.

13) I wish some day I can be financially independent and then disappear from the face of the earth and lose all contact with my father and his side of the family.

14) I can speak Japanese, Mandarin Chinese, English and Cantonese Chinese.

15) I like to listen to any kind of music, as long as I enjoy their vibe. Recently I have been listening to a lot of House and Screamo though.

16) I will always and be Team Ron Weasley. I apologize in advance but a vampire that sparkles in broad daylight is plain stupid.

17) I have a tattoo on my right thigh of a playful buddha hanging loose. (see tattoo thread) No one in my family knows except for my sister.

18) The only thing Asian about me is that I failed my driving test 2 times before getting my license. This mean, old asian lady gave me the creeps and I jumped the curb inside the DMV. That was how I failed the first one.

19) To all you people in the US, I envy you because of Chipotle and Jamba Juice.

20) Because of my situation, my close friends are all over the world. Others who could call me their friend I have simply lost contact with, which is a great shame.

21) I hope to study Marketing and piss my father off who insists on me doing investment banking. To him, making money is almost everything. If it weren't for my gramps it would be all about money and how I will make money in the future.

22) I believe in a life where I can sustain myself. It doesn't have to be luxurious so long as I have good company and good alcohol.

23) I can a whole bottle of Grey Goose and still be mildly tipsy. Not a good thing though because I am surrounded by light weights which always mean I have to be responsible for all of them.

24) The only thing that I find enjoyable in China are the cheap DVDs. I have the full set of South Park, Lost, Family Guy, Weeds, Scrubs, The Big Bang Theory, Planet Earth (Fascinating stuff), Entourage and...Harry Potter (including the 7th one...shhhhhhhh)

25) I am allergic to weed.

[ohsnap]

i'll do another one:

1.) my relationship with my mother is eerily similar to charlie's relationship with his mother in two and a half men

2.) back in 2005, my password for almost everything online (e.g. email, etc.) was my gf's nickname (now my ex)

3.) to this day, the password is still the same

4.) i have no idea where my style is going

5.) but it has drastically changed within the past 2 years

6.) i constantly have headphones on wherever i go

7.) i often feel pressured due to being the eldest son of the eldest son of my dad's side of the family

8.) because according to vietnamese tradition, the eldest son of the eldest son (my dad) is essentially the leader and "heir"

9.) i'm afraid this finance major is going to lead me to a drab existence in a suffocating cubicle with only a computer in front of me

10.) i have no clue what i wanna do with my life

11.) i've considered becoming a teacher

12.) but how can you be a baller on a teacher's budget?

13.) my ideal girl is alice-glass-meets-annie-clark [looks-wise] and emma stone's character in easy a [personality-wise]

14.) i've found that teachers really do appreciate christmas cards

15.) that being said, i wonder how many cards teachers really get from their students; students should consider doing that more often, or at least a thank you card

16.) i've had asthma ever since i was 5 months old

17.) 70% of my itunes library is R&B

18.) in order to put me to sleep when i was a youngin', my mom popped in sade's diamond life cassette

19.) thanks to her, i have all of sade's discog. she's my most played artist

20.) i found a full pack of newports, smoked one, hated it, and threw out the pack within 5 minutes

21.) after vaping for so long, i'm unable to get high off joints/blunts

22.) i have a sticky-note on which i've written my must-cops for 2011. on that list right now: more thick socks, 3sixteen bracelet, and uniqlo oxfords

23.) i was a competitive swimmer for 8 years, but quit 3 years ago

24.) my ultimate dream is doing a 365-day photo experiment in which i take portraits of total strangers at my college

25.) said photos will be posted on tumblr/some blog and attached to the photos will be a "what's your story?" questionnaire/bio type thing

[julzkind]

I am a Palestinian and a Muslim

Altho I don't pray 5x a day, cover my hair or body

But I am fasting this month of Ramadan

I love Italian boys, they are my kryptonite

I hated kids

My son is the best thing that's EVER happened to me

I love making ppl feel beautiful

I am in my second marriage

I'm scared there is a 3yr curse on my relationships

My best friend is a white girl

I wasn't allowed to have friends that werent my cousins

I finally figured out how to booty bounce while dancing to "salt shaker"

The only times I have to myself are when I shower and do my makeup

Because I wasn't allowed to have friends, I am extremely socially awkward.

I am an insomniac in most ways

I was addicted to pain killers at one point, got over it

I prefer pot over alcohol

I think I am a reincarnation of an Egyptian princess

I wanted to be a witch

I fucking love Larry David

[Spastic_Koala]

^ Do you still have two tongues?