What are you craving today?

[mofonyx 55,154]

chinese new year pineapple tarts.

i haven't had them for 3 fucking years. :'(

[dismalfuture 1,169,029]

none of that ching chang shit, gimme a burger

[tac0tron 1,028,300]

[mofonyx 55,154]

man, have you had one of those tarts? heaven.

also, craving these cos I just got an email from my dad saying that he had some today. Why do they torture me like this

bak kut teh. or ching chang shit. lol.

[reallynow 8,475]

a country chicken biscuit thing from mcdonalds. with sweet/sour sauce. mmmm

[Astérix 203,273]

I feel you. I hate thick patties too, I get them patted out as wide and thin as possible, and then then just flash grill them. Actually I don't, because I don't really make hamburgers at home, but that's what I would do. I'm having flashbacks to college here where we used to go get those bags of frozen hamburger patties...

I am gonna make this artisanal Big Mac, once I can bake the proper bun. I even have a crinkle cutter so I can hand cut the pickles. Two 1/3lb'ish wagyu patties done all thin and wide. I might fancy the sauce up a bit and make it from scratch, use like a $12 jar of imported gherkins and mince those to make for some baller status relish to mix into the Kewpie mayonnaise and some imported German ketchup. Spend like $30 on my Thousand Island from scratch, and use a block of English cheddar at like $12 a 200g block. Organic iceberg lettuce and some diced shallot in place of the regular onion, because shallots are like $4 per here.

Wash down my $50 Big Mac that takes 24 hours to make, with a Rock Star Fruit Punch.

Reading this gave me a boner

[salaryman 244,579]

^ that means its time to get off the internet for a while.

dismal, you are a race traitor.

craving this. chunky, and with the crust.

[Astérix 203,273]

Haha taking things a bit too seriously?

[sawn-off chef 1,667,856]

its late at night, back when i lived in new york there was this amazing 24 hour deli that made this sandwich that was coined the cluckin' russian. it was chicken cutlet, bacon, provolone, and russian dressing on a roll, it was the perfect thing for this time of night. sorry no pics.

[dismalfuture 1,169,029]

a country chicken biscuit thing from mcdonalds. with sweet/sour sauce. mmmm

sounds dope

[willy cheesesteak 1,086,295]

[dismalfuture 1,169,029]

well fuck me. game over. ordering pizza now.

[dismalfuture 1,169,029]

scratch the pizza, I'm buying a shawarma (actually 2) from around the corner.

[dismalfuture 1,169,029]

This would solve all my problems, the drunkard's dream: (and could be endlessly modified)

[julzkind 384,388]

wtf.

fuck pizza hut.

i want a chicken shawarma sammich from the arab store off lorain.

blat blat. with extra spicy pepper sauce too. and tahini.

[youkinorn2 234,621]

maybe tonight.

[gfunkdocta 702,984]

goddamn. im craving them zas now bros..brb lunchtime, gonna look for the weirdest za i can find..

[tac0tron 1,028,300]

maybe tonight.

good stuff

[evisu 2000 1,358,651]

[showbiz00ditc 31,974]

yea that artichoke pizza really got me goin.

fuck i miss living in a university town with shawarma's a 2 mintue walk away and huge slices of pizza a short drive away.

fuck work.

[salaryman 244,579]

would probably settle for easy mac.

but I like it crunchy.

[Yardbird 42,851]

Well I typed "Burrito" in google search and this is what I got back....

---------------

What I really want is...

A burrito with green sauce from Paquitos.

Or a chimichanga from Benny's Burritos.

God damn spaghetti ain't gonna' cut it.

[the_state 43,786]

^son next time you in benny's fuck w/ the chicken quesadilla grande. shit is bomb.

Brad Pitt - you made my nipple hard w/ that basille's post. i haven't had that shit in months. you can feel your arteries clogging as you eat it but fuck me, it's so damn good.

[evisu 2000 1,358,651]

cobb sandwich

turkey, bacon, cheddar, tomato, onion, chipotle mayo in a hero

nomnomnomnomnomomomjlkasjdlkasd

[jeepster 183,318]

fuck I would kill someone for a Cobb Sandwich right about now. I had such a shitty shitty shitty sandwich for dinner. The food at my school is so, so bad. I am so upset that I can't have that sandwich right now.

[evisu 2000 1,358,651]

that SUCKS!

chocolate chip pancaaaaeks, bananae, chocolate chip pancakes, bananae, chocolate chip pancakes, bananae, strawberry whipped cream banana pancakes chocolate chips

[jeepster 183,318]

Fuck it

I am going to go buy cold cuts, a panini grill, and fixings tomorrow

I don't care if I already put down like $800 on my cc in the last week.

I need real sandwiches.

[the_state 43,786]

that SUCKS!

chocolate chip pancaaaaeks, bananae, chocolate chip pancakes, bananae, chocolate chip pancakes, bananae, strawberry whipped cream banana pancakes chocolate chips

goddamn i want me some pancakes right now. i have this bomb ass peasant-ass recipe where you mash over-ripened bananas into the pancake batter and blend until smooth. add a lil cinnamon, lil nutmeg. maybe some chopped walnuts if you wanna get your dj rajio on..

[dismalfuture 1,169,029]

I got 5 lbs of pork shoulder marinating in a brown sugar/vinegar/cayenne/paprika/salt and pepper/lots of garlic/thyme paste. It's gonna hit the oven in a an hour or so and roast for like 5 hours, and I'm skippin out to buy some Jil Sander marble jawnz.

Got mini brioche buns and a 4-color cole slaw already made up for this shiiiiiit.

[jeepster 183,318]

I got 5 lbs of pork shoulder marinating in a brown sugar/vinegar/cayenne/paprika/salt and pepper/lots of garlic/thyme paste. It's gonna hit the oven in a an hour or so and roast for like 5 hours, and I'm skippin out to buy some Jil Sander marble jawnz.

Got mini brioche buns and a 4-color cole slaw already made up for this shiiiiiit.

beezy'z lined up? Rock Star Fruit Punch poured?

both important.