Superawkward

[Desi]

I was walking my my nephew earlier today and a group of girls (4) said nice jacket to me... I said thanks and started walking faster.

Haha for some reason this got to me as I envisioned you ldragging your nephew.

[okonomi]

The Awkward Giant

[funkdoobi]

I was walking my my nephew earlier today and a group of girls (4) said nice jacket to me... I said thanks and started walking faster.

i don't understand why you'd start walking faster.. are you that shy around the opposite sex? or is it uncomfortable for you to receive complements on your choice of attire?

[StrangeLove]

lol i have trouble talking to groups of strangers/people I have not met before

Edited April 27, 2012 by StrangeLove

[gettoasty]

i'm cracking up in the back office reading these updates ... this thread is gold

[gettoasty]

i don't understand why you'd start walking faster.. are you that shy around the opposite sex? or is it uncomfortable for you to receive complements on your choice of attire?

back in high school i had this friend Cee who we were both very much into one another prior back in jr. high. she was 1 year younger, freshman and sophmore. when we finally attended high school together i was so giddy with happiness. i'd always be looking around the hallways for her when going to my next class or during breaks/lunch. we catch each other a lot and make eye contact.

we always chat a lot through AIM too and one day when i was signed on (you know waiting for her) some random screename IM's me and says it is her friend Bee who is a junior. Friend starts saying i'm creeping Cee the fuck out starring all the time and to stop talking / making so much contact with her. This was pretty out of the blue for me and I was shocked and devastated.

After that I pretty much stopped talking or looking at Cee, like literally took it for what it was and "broke up" with my friend Cee. I have not been able to look at a girl in the eye much less "check them out" without feeling guilty since. lol

(I found out later that Cee was seeing an upper classman at the time or soon after) /heartbreak

and FWIW, i went through the rest of high school never speaking to her and whenever i bumped into her, just walked past like nothing happened, keeping my head down. mutual friends tried to get us to talk throughout the 4 years and explained it was a big misunderstanding. i was already lost

Edited April 28, 2012 by gettoasty

[LiberationFrequency]

In an elevator in an office in Beijing, trying to drop my iphone down through my shirt so I don't have the wire flailing everywhere when I walk. It's packed, silent and i'm the only white guy in the lift so i'm already getting a couple of stares. Start up Palace - A$AP Rocky and as the phone drops the headphones disconnect. "UH...GODDAMN...HOW REAL IS THIS? I KNOW THEM HARLEM NIGGAS GON' BE FEELIN' THIS!" fills the elevator at full volume before I scramble to press pause and turn it off.

[laserbeast]

i had similar shit happen to me, except it was with my blackberry in a lecture of about 90 kids. fumbling around in back and i accidentally hit the 'play' button and never gonna come back by gravediggaz comes on so the grym reaper shouted "BLACK WOMAN!" and everyone started staring at me. w

[infamousmilli]

Today I attended a little league game of the brother of a girl I'm casually seeing was playing in. It was the usual shit. Hits, runs, and parents screaming. The next up to bat was a boy named Jimmy. Jimmy's father was sitting to the left of me. As Jimmy walks up to plate, Jimmy's father stands up and yells, "Yeah Jimmy! Do it for the Cougars!" I, being an individual who likes the occasional cougar porn, proceeded to laugh at the expression. Steadily, parents start staring at me for my laughter. Felt weirded out because obviously no one wanted to admit that they knew what I was laughing at. I leave the bleachers, walk into the parking lot, and have a cigarette.

[lmaozedong]

this thread makes me feel like im the coolest

[eggshell]

was at girls place, she was showing me a zine that some of her friends had work in. i flip through it, occasionally commenting on stuff. i come to a spread that caught my eye, and i said "this page is great. this other one i don't give a fuck about." then i look at the bottom and in tiny text is her name. she had taken the photo on the page. i didn't acknowledge this and just flipped the page over and pretended nothing happened

[hahapete]

Alex, my girlfriend, came over last night with a friend who lives on the east coast and was flying home today. Her friend needed a place to stay so she stayed in the living room. This morning I walked into the living room and the girl was laying like a good six feet away from this memory foam mattress I gave her to sleep on and was surrounded by what I thought was water.

I laughed, went into the kitchen, got myself water, and went back to my room. I told Alex about her friend and Alex didn't think it was funny. She jumped up and ran into the living room. I was like wtf and followed her. The chick pissed herself in her sleep. I guess she has some sort of sleeping problem and takes sleep meds. Apparently she mixed up dosages and took too many which when she had to pee didn't let her wake up so she just pissed. She wouldn't wake up and I thought she was dead but according to Alex it happened semi-frequently.

I for sure thought this girl had pissed herself and died in my living room but after ten minutes of shaking her and shit, Alex woke her up. The chick had no idea where she was. She was so embarrassed when she realized she had pissed herself in my living room. She vaguely remembered me but once she seemed fine I walked back into my room.

She was just super disorientated and I didn't want her to freak out or anything so I jumped into the shower and then when I got out they were cleaning the living room. She apologized a million times but I pretended like it was no big deal. I said I was gonna go get donuts and asked her if she wanted anything. I dipped out of there and when I came back I heard the shower going so I assumed she was showering. I left most of the donuts on the kitchen table and walked over to my room eating a donut.

I heard someone in my room and assumed it was Alex so I opened the door without knocking. It was Alex's friend. She turned around surprised and was topless. She didn't cover herself up or anything. She was just like shocked and froze. I just stood there for a second and didn't know what to do so I told her there were donuts in the kitchen, turned around and closed the door.

She didn't leave my room until Alex got out of the shower and then they came over to the kitchen together. She apologized some more but wouldn't look me in the eyes and I was pretty much silent until she left after lunch.

[t3hcoke]

were the boobies nice?

Edited April 30, 2012 by t3hcoke

[Mauisnake]

[djrajio]

Haha. Excellent.

Keep wearing Rick Owenz and Julius sufu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3

[Denton]

hahapete coming for dovo's spot in here

[deleted342394234]

were the boobies nice?

just making sure you see this question hahapete

Edited April 30, 2012 by mildew

[Dropt]

this thread just gets better and better.

[hahapete]

were the boobies nice?

They were pretty darn nice. Ha. I made sure not to stare but I got a good look.

[wrong_move]

this thread

[Augustus]

I figured out yesterday that this one girl I have been hanging out with a lot was using a fake name all along. Yea we met at a bar, but we hung out a couple of times after that as friends and I even bought dinner once. She added me on instagram yesterday and I saw that her name is Miranda, not Serena. I've been calling her by Serena via text and phone calls for weeks. I called her out and she has yet to get back to me. wtfff

Edited April 30, 2012 by Augustus

[wahwho11]

lol double life.

[ifeelasleep]

dovo≠hahapete, one does the awkward, the other embraces all the awkwardness around him, both deliver.

[dovo]

The old after sex cuddle

[Jvlv]

I was sitting down at my coffee table on the floor next to my pug. I live in an apartment building on the second floor. I'm just doing some light reading on the internet when I hear some heels or someone wearing boots walk up the stairs and my pug just starts going nuts and barks like crazy. The person goes into their apartment, but my pug keeps barking... I'm half reading and half trying to stop him. He keeps barking and there is no end in sight so I reach out to swat him in the leg (lovingly of course). I'm not looking at him when I swat because I'm still reading and my finger pretty much touches his butthole and inserts slightly (pugs have curled tails that expose their buttholes) for a quick moment. He immediately stops barking and turns his head all the way around and just looks at me... I look at my finger and then back at him. This lasts a few seconds and I eventually get up to wash my hands, sit back down at the coffee table and he climbs into my lap and falls asleep.

thats fucking adorable LOOL

[limbo]

tigerprawn, your pug blog is gold. speaking of pugs: http://bahhumpug.blogspot.ca/2012/04/pug-alphabet-z.html

[Desi]

Pug shit had me rollin

lol double life.

adh knows about this. I lie about my school and name all the time when talking to girls. Even use Google voice if I remember too.

[mmfood]

my office has its own private bathroom. One of the accountants, whom of which is an older lady, Comes in and asked if she could use my bathroom because they're doing renovations throughout the building and she would have go to the basement to use the women's bathroom. Because of this I say sure. So I go back to work, a few seconds later I hear she start pissing, which was kind of weird. So I go to get my headphones, then the lady lets out this odd sounding, cartoon-esque fart. Im chuckling to myself and bewildered because Ive never heard a fart sound like that before. Then she does it a second time. Still chuckling from the previous fart, at this point I lose it. I'm certain she heard me laughing from my desk. I hear her open the door, so I cover my mouth with my hand and stared directly at my computer screen. She beelines it to the exit with the quickness without saying a word.

Edited May 4, 2012 by mmfood

[dovo]

got to class late now I'm sitting in a pile of ants and I'm trying to act like i don't notice. Everyone knows theres a pile of ants here thats why the seat was open. I think ones crawling up my crack. but fuck man this corner feels so safe. id move but i hate having people sitting behind me.

Edited May 4, 2012 by dovo

[merry burger]

i sit in the front row of all of my grad school classes so i can see the board better and also so i'm forced to stay awake. i stayed up late doing homework one night and couldn't sleep because my mind was racing about all sorts of school bullshit i had to do, so i watched some dumb porn online until i finally felt really sleepy and closed my laptop.

the next day at my 9:00 am class, i open up my laptop and before i know it, the video i was watching the night before continues playing from where it left off last night. everyone in the entire classroom, going about seven rows back can see my screen and hear the video. there's a muscular latino man with greasy long hair and a shiny chest wearing 90s stonewashed jeans pulled down to his ankles. he's wearing socks. next to a christmas tree. a woman with a big ass is on top of him and he's grabbing her by the hair and whispering to her, urgently and with desperation, "touch my balls... touch my balls..." with a mexican accent and she's moaning that cheap porn moan. i'm frozen for a good three seconds, and finally snap my computer shut, but there's another two seconds before the computer goes into hibernate and the sound finally cuts out. i sit in the rest of my 1 hour 45 minute long class sitting with 100% perfect posture, sweating, not even taking notes, wishing i could die, feeling 300 eyeballs on my neck.