Superawkward

[pepper davies]

I don't know how I came across this woman's profile on this strange website, but it's definitely superawkward.

http://members.baby-gaga.com/member657229

She posts about her whole life in "her latest topics", and not to mention there are pictures of her breast feeding her little kid all over this place...

[Guest Methimphibian]

Nothing weird about breastfeeding, some Americans are just fucking uptight. looks like a typical internet blog

[rgray]

I was working at a coffee shop last summer and this woman had her tit full out and her child drinking like there was no tomorrow. You could tell it was making people uncomfortable (maybe cuz she was larger?) It was kind of awkward but I can see why it shouldn't be, it is natural blah blah

[evisu 2000]

masturbating is natural too don't mean people wanna see others doing it

[pepper davies]

I don't have any problem with breast feeding and that woman has nice boobs, but I find it awkward that she writes about every aspect of her relationship online.

[rgray]

I totally agree however, by law she is allowed to pull out her big saggy tit but unfortunately, public masturbation is a crime. Some sort of reverse sexism type shit.

"Your right to breastfeed anywhere, anytime is protected by the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms."

"Despite this, breastfeeding is still an endangered practice."

from here

[into the rain]

why is it okay for a baby to suck on titties in public

but not okay for me? maybe im just fucking hungry

[TTM]

let me first start off saying that I am a rather attractive male. Extremely attractive, and fashionable more so.

Unfortunately, since I prefer to keep a tight and well regimented schedule, one morning I was running rather late and was forced to take the bus. I grab the first open seat I see taking no care to look at my seat partner, as I was preoccupied with observing the cuties aboard.

To my cruel amusement, I am sitting next to a complete ogre. I struggled to maintain my composure as this beast of a woman became visibly uncomfortable in my presence. Her forehead began to glisten, knees jerking uncontrollably,..wow. if I had any empathy whatsoever, i might have jumped to a newly empty seat. But no, I sat and let her waft my cologne. awkward

[boy better know]

breastfeeding in public is fine as long as its tastefully done, ie in ''womens lounge'' in some malls or dressing rooms

[freecat]

puking in front of other people. so bad.

it's only awkward if it's in the afternoon or inside some building.

[FranklinCosgrove]

What if you're puking inside a building in the afternoon? x2 awkward or does it cancel out?

[echoepidemic]

why you all fucking care so much?

especially this whole breastfeeding thing. what did you suck on when you were babies?

lemons...?

[echoepidemic]

well i sucked on tits

[SDES]

I once had a really bad stomach ache, and as I walked out the classroom to go to the shitter I fainted and fell to the ground. Then I woke up and was escorted to the nearest toilet and literally shat out my entire breakfast. Felt good man.

[echoepidemic]

your age seems appropriate then... haha

[freecat]

What if you're puking inside a building in the afternoon? x2 awkward or does it cancel out?

it only cancels out if you manage to pull it off but yeah dangerous trick. happens to me sometimes when i hold it during class after a night of drinking i go to the bathroom and come back like i only went there to wash my hands. but yeah not awkward since usually no one sees me.

[fruitbrute]

Not only did someone see me, but i actually managed to get some puke on this one guy's trousers, so it was plenty awkward. It wasn't in the afternoon, however. That's a good thing, right?

[duck sauce]

if it wasn't in the afternoon, it should be fine to puke on someone's trousers

[Trinity]

puking in front of other people. so bad.

I actually puked on a friend of mine while I was surronded by 10 other friends looking at me. No one noticed it, except the one I puked on ofc. That was fast, & clean.

[sawn-off chef]

Puking out of a cab is fucking Awkward.

[Goslett]

^ would rep. Moving or stationary?

[ke1]

Stationary, in front of a club, no driver.

[bluespring]

^^Moving and inside a tunnel.

[ke1]

Having the side of my face drawn in class right now. This obligatory small talk wouldn't be so bad if this guy wasn't such a severe mumbler.

[Augustus]

Puking out of a cab is fucking Awkward.

haha happened to my roommate while the car was moving. Cars next to us gave us the nastiest looks, but I was too high to say anything. Surprisingly the cab driver didn't even notice and drove us home.

[dovo]

Thinking you have a booger in your nose. Forgetting about it and then it falling out randomly while you're having a conversation. Feeling it making moves in your nose right before take off and watching the person youre talking to watch as its being raped by gravity is superawkward.

[clover]

so there's this creepy coworker that no one likes, and he told/semi-confessed to me that he frequently has dreams of raping women.

the fuck

[sawn-off chef]

^ would rep. Moving or stationary?

You already know that shit was flying down Houston.

[ke1]

Student next to me: "Professor, can you review my drawing?"

Professor: "Well, your shading could be a bit darker, you should stop talking so much and get your work done, your lines could be more straight..."

[sea bass]

once in new orleans i got so drunk i pissed on my little brother in my sleep. not awkward at all having to explain to him that he's not sweating, because i pissed on him.