list of random shit you want to do before you die.

[artificialsky]

they call me to fuck kari to test theory.

"popular television personality fucked to death by zebra-panted frute swag, news at 11"

[Charlie Delta]

Doom, you'd really better not.

option a) You succeed and then would have murdered a person on national television

option You don't succeed, people will think you're a fool for claiming that kind of stuff PLUS you've had sex on national television

Your plan does not sound failsafe...

[artificialsky]

Doom, you'd really better not.

option a) You succeed and then would have murdered a person on national television

option You don't succeed, people will think you're a fool for claiming that kind of stuff PLUS you've had sex on national television

Your plan does not sound failsafe...

Stop snitching.

[Guest DUM]

ugh then they outfit Buster™ with mechanical orgasm sensor and artsky fucks him.

[artificialsky]

ugh then they outfit Busterâ„¢ with mechanical orgasm sensor and artsky fucks him.

wait, what?

[Guest DUM]

I was going to post a picture of Buster, their dummy...but I just got more pictures of Kari and now I'm back to my original plan.

[will_i_am]

no way that first pic is kari.

[Guest DUM]

I really doubt it. but titties came up in my google search I so I felt should post.

[will_i_am]

8. eat a whole turducken.

happy thanksgiving

[junglejane]

Where did it go wrong?

Where THE HELL did it go wrong?

Tell us so we won't make the same mistake...

yes pls because before I die I want sexy time with an extra from a western movie and a goth rainbow ninja AT THE SAME TIME

GIDDY-UP

[wEstSidE]

1. kill a cracka, +1 4 po po.

2. kill a snitch

[notesee]

Fuck an asian girl.

Fuck a black girl.

Kill someone.

Eat an endangered species.

[Ahlvahroe]

mine is i want to seduce an elderly female billionaire, you know to the point where i end up in the will.

[will_i_am]

9. roundhouse kick danpat's enforcer

10. titty fuck danpat.

[Servo2000]

2104. Kill a hypebeast just to watch him die

[Guest DUM]

Fuck an asian girl.

Kill someone.

No matter how ichigo I sound...I too need to accomplish this.

[Servo2000]

yes pls because before I die I want sexy time with an extra from a western movie and a goth rainbow ninja AT THE SAME TIME

New look for DUM.

[NESK]

my main goal in life is to get in a bar fight with someone way bigger than me, and right before i get pounded i jumpkick the light out and hit a kung fu stance, and dude justs backs down.

[will_i_am]

my main goal in life is to get in a bar fight with someone way bigger than me, and right before i get pounded i jumpkick the light out and hit a kung fu stance, and dude justs backs down.

first thing that popped into my head.

0VBIEJQPhdY

[NESK]

niggaz iz alwayz bitin my shit.

[Guest DUM]

New look for DUM.

quite honestly, this is what I am going for from now on. already said it in that superfashion thread.

[whitney]

-tame a tiger (to keep)

-ride an elephant (this time astride)

-capture the monkey

-meet starvin marvin

-drive (or attempt) 228mph on the freeway (before meeting death)

-breathe life into glass

-play corporate ceo

-build my (dream) house from ground up

-pilot a jet

-dive deep enough to meet the sharks

-start my own cafe

-live in hk for at least a year.

[Servo2000]

quite honestly, this is what I am going for from now on. already said it in that superfashion thread.

I should've said "new way to describe it," I saw your description.

Zebra pants + Carpe Diem + Cassette Playa shirt + Ann Dem Skulls?

Fuck that sounds awesome

[Vitamian]

Kill a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[seksu!]

fall asleep on a hammock naked

[seraphim]

walk on hot coals

spend a year in a monastery

hold a rave in a cave/old tube station

go camping in the forest and shroom

learn to fence

learn serbian

[ProfMonnitoff]

I should've said "new way to describe it," I saw your description.

Zebra pants + Carpe Diem + Cassette Playa shirt + Ann Dem Skulls?

Fuck that sounds awesome

BRAND PERPATRATlNG THO

[Tyler Durden]

kicking a handicap person.

kidnapping a child.

punching a priest in the face during mass.

have a bunch of fat women parade on a street as i whip them in my chariot.

make milk from my nipples and feed an african.

ask a jew for money.

tell white neo nazi's that i am the second coming of hitler.

seduce the president of the united states.

dickslap this pinoy bitch i know.

[Ahlvahroe]

bump!

1. Swim with whale sharks.

fuck this one is a regret of mine, if i knew that it took 4 days to get certified to swim with the whale sharks, i would have booked my vacation in okinawa at a different time when i went last year.

as for my list:

-i want to knock someone out, ive never been in a fight and am a pretty calm dude, but this has to happen.

-(i posted this somewhere in the sufu archives but ) fuck a hot girl... who only has one leg

- time travel

- drive my flying car to work, (come on its 2010 we should have fucking flying cars by now)

there is probably more but i cant think of anything

[jyoni]

booty wax

halo jump