list of random shit you want to do before you die.

[will_i_am]

searched.

didn't see anything.

like the title says.

1. flip a table over during an argument

2. run from a burning building and have the explosion knock me forward

3. drive a car off a cliff and jump out at the last second

4. pull grenade pin by the teeth and throw it

5. kick down a door

6. head from two girls at the same time

[Charlie Delta]

We have Superlists...

[ordo]

1. Swim with whale sharks.

[mike lowrey]

I think there was a topic on suggestions what one should do atleast, maybe not one on what you want to do.

4. pull grenade pin by the teeth and throw it

its quite a brutal and scary feeling. the ground trembles a bit and shit flies.

I'd like to throw a molotov

[ordo]

2. Dress like Mike Lowrey

[will_i_am]

7. be in ordo's 2000th post picture

[artificialsky]

8. head from ms_will_i_am

[Guest doubletap]

9. kill someone in battle

[mizanation]

searched.

didn't see anything.

like the title says.

1. flip a table over during an argument

2. run from a burning building and have the explosion knock me forward

3. drive a car off a cliff and jump out at the last second

4. pull grenade pin by the teeth and throw it

5. kick down a door

6. head from two girls at the same time

these are awesome.

[Guest doubletap]

6. head from two girls at the same time

this is great.

[Lab]

1) Climb the Aggro Crag.

2) Uncover ancient ruins and treasures; prevent ressurected evil cults from sacrificing villagers.

3) Solve a cold case; like, track down a serial killer, and there would be a huge twist at the end. Kinda like Old Boy, but no incest.

4) Have sex with an angry bitch and not get stabbed afterwards.

5) Urinate on a Supreme store

[mr fluffernutter]

1. flip a table over during an argument

DONE

[seraphim]

I'd like to throw a molotov

fucking quality to do, fire spreads like a virus once it smashes.

[homme.homme]

6. head from two girls at the same time

who are japanese twins.

[mizanation]

searched.

didn't see anything.

like the title says.

1. flip a table over during an argument

2. run from a burning building and have the explosion knock me forward

3. drive a car off a cliff and jump out at the last second

4. pull grenade pin by the teeth and throw it

5. kick down a door

6. head from two girls at the same time

problem with a couple of these things is that it could very well be the last thing you do before you die.

i wonder how many i can do at the same time. maybe #2, #4 and #6?

[Guest DUM]

all of them.

ok so you're getting head from two chicks, then one of their boyfriends comes in and starts an argument (flip a table). while running out kick down a door. take out your grenade (remove pin with your teeth) throw it somewhere in the building. RUN. jump as building explodes. steal dudes car and drive off cliff (jump out at last second).

[sybaritical]

^^

... naked in a car crash with the tunage cranked up to 11 ...

I went out with identical twins once. They weren't Japanese, but I slept with them both, although not at the same time. Does this count and can I die happy?

[mike lowrey]

fucking quality to do, fire spreads like a virus once it smashes.

I can imagine, a grenade just goes boom while youre ducking away, unless of course you're steven segal. its still a pretty gnarly feeling though.

I went out with identical twins once. They weren't Japanese, but I slept with them both, although not at the same time. Does this count and can I die happy?

yes

[Charlie Delta]

... but I slept with them both, although not at the same time. ...

Where did it go wrong?

Where THE HELL did it go wrong?

Tell us so we won't make the same mistake...

[Lab]

I want to rebuild the Legends of a Hidden Temple set, cop a Red Jagz tee, wear one of those Junya helmets, kidnap Kirk Fogg and the best of the best winners from the show...

make them all compete against me. And whoever loses I will make Olmec rape them. Hardcore.

Pendant of life bitches. You better have one.

[mizanation]

it's not easy to have sex with twins at the same time. twins are rare enough, but twins that will let you have sex with both of them at the same time? that's like hitting the lotto.

i had the opportunity once but before i could make it happen, one of them got pregnant and cancelled. one of the biggest regrets of my life.

[sybaritical]

Where did it go wrong?

Where THE HELL did it go wrong?

Tell us so we won't make the same mistake...

I have no explanation to this other than I was much younger at the time and I was

amazed that I was having sex at all so it didn't seem important.

[Guest DUM]

I'm going to kill myself now. give me 5 things to do before I do it, no rules. go.

[mike lowrey]

++masturbait

++masturbait

++masturbait

++masturbait

++masturbait

[Charlie Delta]

Miz I've never had to try harder not to neg rep someone, but I guess it not happening was punishment enough.

Syb words fall short here...

On the other hand it's kind of fucked up since you're partaking in incest, plus they'll look identical anyway (except for some scars and birthmarks) so it'll be a huge mindfuck anyway. Must be weird even when it's not at the same time... non?

[sybaritical]

Mr Cotton :

I'm glad you understand.

Mr Düm :

Save an attractive female from an imminent peril of undisclosed nature

Crash a motorbike spectacularly and walk away from the burning wreckage unscathed.

Learn how to use chopsticks efficiently.

Rent a top class hotel suite and have 2 professional escorts stay the night.

Travel to the outer Hebrides, find your spot, lay on your back and watch the night sky.

[Guest DUM]

sidney lo taught me how to use chopsticks!

[sybaritical]

Ok well go learn how to read braille instead.

[artificialsky]

i'd like to cause a girl to orgasm to death.

[Guest DUM]

i'd like to cause a girl to orgasm to death.

idea:

we call mythbusters and tell them this is a big myth that the internet is talking about. they love it. they call me to fuck kari to test theory.