Random Thoughts...

[NatseOklim]

I like his work (visually) but knowing that he traces every single illustration lowers my opinon on him.

Picture is unrelated

[evisu 2000]

[evisu 2000]

im wearing a cope2 sirt

i've never worn it in public but i love it

[NatseOklim]

I love the titles on porn clips

"Blackie meets whitie"

"Fucking some good cat"

"Lasses licking asses"

All on the same page.

[ojjairus]

just over drafted, im going to go in tommoro to see if they can lift it. always a begging concept.

[6ixes&7evens]

im downloading that seinfield xxx parody.

[Lucas]

Edit: Never mind I found it. Yes!

[DüM]

dude it's too hot to jack off

fuck I need A/C..maybe I should live in my car for a few months

tell me if it's funny

[evisu 2000]

i'm too drnk to masturbate

[Oxy.]

never going fishing again... even if they beg me.

[6ixes&7evens]

http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/105592621/?tab=summary

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so horrible it might actually be good

[st. cloud]

swimming is so awesome when the water's this warm.

I can't believe I didn't do this for literally years why do people not swim like all the fucking time on sunny days in california it should be illegal almost

[sircheesecake]

^^ Because the ocean is usually fucking freezing.

lady at my local conbini:

I think you work full time at the damn place because I always see you working whenever I go in to buy some ocha and an obento or a snack. I think you need a real full time job.

[sawn-off chef]

i keep opening my fridge to get something to drink or eat throughout the day, and theres live lobster in there just chillin and i yell and throw myself back on the ground. fucking hate surprises, no idea how i forget them being there.

[willy cheesesteak]

^need to cook that fucker up with some melted butter dip and post in midnight snacks thrad!

[sawn-off chef]

man i never fuck with sea food, though my grandma does, ALL THE TIME. bitch is insane, gets a kick out of hearing them squeal when she drops them in the boiling water.

[Hendodo]

i tried to make myself a pb & j sandwich for snack... i dont have any peanut butter.. NOOOOO!!!!

[chantheman]

just bowled a new career high 241. too bad i couldnt combine the end of the 2nd games 5 strikes with the start of the 3rd games 6 strikes

[sawn-off chef]

Over The Line Chan, Over The Line, Mark It Zero!

[samsikle]

sup superfuture! fucking finally connected to the internet after delays on my flight to narita, and a delay to my flight to manila. got in at 10 last night, woke up early, and just got back from the pool. doooope as fuck, drinking martinis and toasting about. who's in manila? we're gonna party at embassy tonight, hopefully bottle service, wassuuuuuuuup.

[Osmosis Jones]

partyfuckingtonight

[6ixes&7evens]

i dont know which one of me im going to be in the end

[haptronic]

i dont know which one of me im going to be in the end

there is no end only constant change.

why split yourself in half like that?

[6ixes&7evens]

there is no end only constant change.

why split yourself in half like that?

they want to live different lives and do different things so i do a bit of each so i am never able to fully grasp or complete anything

[haptronic]

they want to live different lives and do different things so i do a bit of each so i am never able to fully grasp or complete anything

you talk about yourself like it is invasion of the body snatchers.

any division of yourself into different parts is of your creating, by talking and thinking about yourself like that.

perhaps the best thing to do is to stop thinking so much about yourself, this can seem like it is hard, as everything around us seems to encourage more self involvement and introspection.

the legacy of advertising and consumerism, that we think getting more things will make us better.

the legacy of education is that we think learning more things will make us better.

the legacy of the fitness craze is that we think getting is better shape will make us better.

the legacy of romantic art is that we think we cab find that certain someone who will make us better.

the way out of the trap is to live in the moment you are in right now, do things because you enjoy doing them, without any thought of self improvement.

have fun.

[inaya]

^

"Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth. Look at the dying man's struggle at his last extremity, and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus could be intended for enjoyment.”

[skiniks]

man i never fuck with sea food, though my grandma does, ALL THE TIME. bitch is insane, gets a kick out of hearing them squeal when she drops them in the boiling water.

it's actually impossible for lobsters to squeal, they have no vocal chords. what you're hearing is trapped air escaping from the body cavities. common misconception.

[sawn-off chef]

sokay anyway, i just talked to her and apparently she likes to stab them and drag the knife through their chest cavity while they're still alive, much cooler.

[skiniks]

i usually just throw them in the water but apparently the most humane way is to stab them directly in between the eyes quite deep. i don't think i'd be able to do that, though .

[sawn-off chef]

they just stare, deeply into your eyes, you see a tear roll down their crustaceous cheek as you say, "good night sweet prince" and stab them right between the eyes. i cried and puked.