Random Thoughts...

[ojjairus]

she said checkmate jeepster...

[jeepster]

yeah, shit's checkmated. I always try to peep the names or pics of the hot girls in the gym when I put my card on the check-in desk. Seen this girl like 20-some odd times, always eye each other in passing. She's not bad looking, great body (really sporty). Probably a couple years my senior, but that's never stopped me.

[blm14]

question for da laydayz of sufu:

if your friend found a nekkie picture of you online, would you want to know or not? and why? (this is not a hypothetical, btdubs...and no, dudes, i'm not sharing. she's a sweet girl and doesn't deserve it).

One word: Blackmail.

[zoylxide]

[crissyw]

HAY GUYSSS

i need help

mom's bday in a week or so.... what should i get her

[Hendodo]

^^ a card with some deep stuff inside and a homemade birthday cake.

[sawn-off chef]

HAY GUYSSS

i need help

mom's bday in a week or so.... what should i get her

pair of samurai geishas

[crissyw]

she hates raw denim

she hates my denim she thinks im crazy for washing them so precisely or sum shit

i might just get her some corny disney couture stuff. idk

[sawn-off chef]

Ew Gross You Wash Ur Rawz?

[crissyw]

i wash when need be

[sawn-off chef]

better watch all that sass or i'll be washing your mouth out with soap crissy!

[crissyw]

sorry ... mommy.....

(7)

anyway i'm thinking of some sort of necklace but she wears holilster and shit so she wont appreciate nice stuff .

[samsikle]

i've decided to not wreck my brain over what to get my parents. everything i buy for them they end up exchanging. this is a case where gift cards are always going to be the best solution. macy's for my mom and tommy bahama's for my pops.

[crissyw]

yeah thats my fallback plan, prolly a gift card to UO

[ojjairus]

how old be yo mom lol?

[sawn-off chef]

seriously is your mom 14 crissy? wtf. all my mom wears are camo bdu's and doc martens (0) my mom is so butch

[dy616]

i dont have to worry about birthday presents for my mom. we dont really celebrate anything, and that includes birthdays.

[Osmosis Jones]

i got a book on penal codes for my christmas some years ago.

that's about the only gift in my house.

[w00tah]

get her those korean moisturizing sets from isa knox or whatever

[crissyw]

unwed teenage mothers man!!! theyre the best

let you stay out all day and spend 300$ on a pair of jawns

shes like 30somethin. i'm 18.

[crissyw]

she fuckin works at burke williams so she's got all the facial/beauty supplies she can dream for, or else i'd be all over that shit.

fuck man. well i should do some legit searchign. thanks for all your help guys <3

[ojjairus]

is her pic in the kag threak?

[Osmosis Jones]

i wanna meet your mom now.

[NatseOklim]

I've just woken up with no pain in my teeths, fingers crossed this continues. Tequila is wonderful.

[lenn]

oh hi at first

then sex her up

then be all like fuck off

i'm too involved in my shit atm

[NatseOklim]

Depends if I was attracted to her and whether I was attached now.

[longrun]

just moved back to my hometown two weeks ago, already sick of this place and need to get the fuck out

[Lab]

bag broke on the way to narita, decided fuck it, turned round, kopped porter duffle lmao, walkin round in dis jawn

[samsikle]

maybe my bag will break in narita and i'll have to kop a porter duffle

[NatseOklim]

I spent an uncomfortable night in Narita once after missing my flight.