Random Thoughts...

[High Monika]

Any of you white boys want to explain to me why 3 beers makes white du's want to pour their hearts out to me about how they "used to be racist" and their greatest experiences with azn people? This can go down 2-3 times a month depending on how often I go out. (0)

This does NOT happen with black people, does it? Paging DUM and jkissi. And C0C0. Why the hell not?

[azn8oi]

haha hasnt happened to me yet. i usually get into some kind of drinking competition with white people and we're too busy drinking each other to death before it can happen (0)

[azn8oi]

HEY. WAIT. NO.

i remember outside the selfedge party last year, DUM came out drunk out of his mind and called me his favorite asian.

WASSUP

[High Monika]

So. Now DUM will find another azn brah. When he does he will describe the awesome time he had with you, and how much he would still hate asians except that he had an awesome time with you and he saw Game of Death.

[landho]

So. Now DUM will find another azn brah. When he does he will describe the awesome time he had with you, and how much he would still hate asians except that he had an awesome time with you and he saw Game of Death.

But Game of Death featured (warning: spoilers!) Bruce Lee killing Kareem Abdul-Jabbar--wouldn't that just incite DÜM into a blind, Asian-killing rage?

[High Monika]

You'd think so but it's all about exposure, man. This is the new black man. He can work past his baser assumptions (read: he knows the movie isn't real so Kareem isn't dead). He saw Kareem interacting with Bruce - he saw beauty. Plus, c'mon. With Kareem's fighting skills it looks like Bruce could've killed him with his chi alone.

Just so everyone knows, I'm DUM's unofficial biographer. All facts stated are truth.

[dismalfuture]

Any of you white boys want to explain to me why 3 beers makes white du's want to pour their hearts out to me about how they "used to be racist" and their greatest experiences with azn people? This can go down 2-3 times a month depending on how often I go out. (0)

This does NOT happen with black people, does it? Paging DUM and jkissi. And C0C0. Why the hell not?

What kind of white people are doing this? I occasionally go to a bro bar and all I get is that quick side glance and the nonchalant 'i wasn't looking at you but now I am' look from white people. Occasionally there will be some small kid in double polos and those huge stacked rubber soled KC's, maybe 5'5" or 5'6" who points out my skinny jeans and will try to pick a fight. That's about the extent of an evening out for me.

[High Monika]

The problem is that even the small, great bars end up with at least a few bros. The bigger bro bars I might catch someone talking shit about my jeans. The guys at the smaller bars seem to have this "I'm a bro but still belong" mentality so I want to hear their white guilt racial babble. The last time it happened to me (2 weeks ago) was at a dimly lit basement bar. And it was a bro.

[dismalfuture]

bro, as in awkward rice queen?

[m1sterko]

pizza hut employee tells me every 2.50 they get thru tip they get 75 cents.

damn that sucks.

[ken shinoda]

marufukaz 'forgot' to send me an invi to his fcukin weddin when my dream gurl is there. fuckin cockblokaz.

damnz...

[bouwnt]

pizza hut employee tells me every 2.50 they get thru tip they get 75 cents.

damn that sucks.

that's some fucking robbery! i think pizza hut automatically tacks on a delivery charge in addition to that... what a bullshit job

[High Monika]

^ Uhhh... Pretty sure that's illegal. I suppose it really does depend on where you live. And I kinda doubt your friend is motivated enough to start a massive lawsuit. But here's the case I'm thinking of.

http://www.forbes.com/markets/currencies/2008/03/21/starbucks-barista-tip-markets-equity-cx_mlm_0321markets08.html

I swear I heard that most states have a similar laws that essentially say that if a restaurant doesn't tell you it's taking money off of tips, they can't do it.

bro, as in awkward rice queen?

SNITCH.

[m1sterko]

hmm...

well i'll retract my comment about the .75 cents per 2.50

but those were the figures the pizza hut delivery man gave me.

(i was only gonna give him a few cents, cause i was cash strapped but i felt bad so just coughed up 2 bucks)

[julzkind]

kens palm reading thread reminded me of when i used to tell ppl their future...

i would pretend to read ppls palms and say the best things. them going to marry, be rich, have kids and tennis courts. and at the end i would say: "oh and in your backyard, you will have a huge pool..."

and then i would spit in their palm.

[azn8oi]

all the pretty chicks with the crimson lips go cleveland rocks cleveland rocks. ohioooooooo

[azn8oi]

is that a random thought? maybe

[ROYALEFATALE]

i was just thinking, i sidewalk tango'd more times this past weekend in nyc than i have in my entire life elsewhere, fuck

[azn8oi]

the view outside of my room is gorgeous:

and there was a rainbow today after it rained.

[mrip]

why oh why do i do all you can eat

eat till you are sick

dats rite

[Spaghettini]

smokin on trees at 100 degrees

[timber]

Doesn't this girl look like me making a sour face?!!!!

[dismalfuture]

yeah, she does. or beautiful stranger.

[timber]

So creepy. I was writing an e-mail to Diamonds and then I saw her.

[dismalfuture]

plus you've got the R. Kelly microphone on!

[m1sterko]

i bought the pizza hut pasta, it is okay but you can get more for your money if you go out to eat. dinner for two/three is okay if you dont wanna cook.

anyways i wont be able to eat for another 5 hours (still at school)

i have to bike 10 miles home

bah

[timber]

I'm stuck at school. I've been on the library computer about half an hour longer then I'm supposed to...I have to stick around until 6:30 for an usher orientation...so many hours.

[Guest Phrost]

i was just thinking, i sidewalk tango'd more times this past weekend in nyc than i have in my entire life elsewhere, fuck

quoted for truth.

[e0d9n0b5]

my friend borrowed my DVD copy of Trapped in the Closer 1-12 (real version, cover art and all) and i'm not sure i'll ever see it again

i cry

[.max]

Froot Beer.

Froot Loops + Root Beer.

It's gooood.