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No, not anymore, but I have a really good story. And I'm working on telling through the pen, and not the voice. Give me a bit. It's the most romantic story I've ever been told.

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No, not anymore, but I have a really good story. And I'm working on telling through the pen, and not the voice. Give me a bit. It's the most romantic story I've ever been told.

Can your mom help me get weed??

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i was once at a friends house for the first time and he was sifting through the cuboards and suddenly yelled out "MOM where do we keep the good weed?!"

LOL

moms.

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yeah well :( the parents i have smoked with have out-smoked me... mad cool... once smoked with a friend and her dad and he straight up said he knew how to roll the best joints so we should shuttup and pay attention

so cool.. and free...

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totally just got off work from some joke of a 3 hour shift. although this cute, super funny guy came in and hung around a while so i was dressing him up in random stuff. he was on his day off and had nothing to do, i shoulda asked him to go to the movies or something :( rats! pretty steezy too. oh well, he'll come back sometime. hopefully.

get it! ;) ;) ;)

What Does A Bean Mean??

WORTHLESS.

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just took the best nap of my liiiiiife :D:o:D:o:D
I never enjoy the after affects of naps. For some reason I always wake up sweaty and sticky. The only time i'm glad I nap is if I just did some really rigorous activity.
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neither do i! that usually happens to me too, but only when i fall asleep with clothes on, which i did today, wtf??? i guess it's because my windows been open lately!

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I was changing the trash bags in the bathrooms at work and in the bottom of the can, not even in the bag was a pair of boxers smeared with fucking yellow/brown, runny shit.

and one wet tube sock.

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I was changing the trash bags in the bathrooms at work and in the bottom of the can, not even in the bag was a pair of boxers smeared with fucking yellow/brown, runny shit.

That might be freecat's...

And 24 hours, is that even possible?

Party/work for 2, 3, 4 days straight, then crash for 24 hours. Can't do that shit no mo tho.

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yo i dont care whos it is thats just plain naaaaaaaaaaaastayyyy

i would ask for a raise

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PHOENIX -- A new book by a former employee of Alcor, the company that froze Ted Williams' remains, alleges the baseball Hall of Famer's body was mistreated by the company.

Larry Johnson says in the book "Frozen: My Journey Into the World of Cryonics, Deception and Death" that he watched an Alcor official swing a monkey wrench at Williams' frozen severed head to try to remove a tuna can stuck to it. The first swing accidentally struck the head, Johnson contends, and the second knocked the tuna can loose.

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If anyone has an extra invite code for lookbook.nu, it would be greatly appreciated if you shared it with me..

:)

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