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anyone hiring? i need a job around SJ, downtown or somethin...

u slang that Pussy but it ain't fo god, huh bitch?

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anyone hiring? i need a job around SJ, downtown or somethin...

drop your resume off at Y-3, bbgurl. you and kerni can fight out for the position the shoppings style

5clqhvcMl3Q

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did a photo shoot today, hope you guys enjoy the n00dz

And a tiny voice uttered "skittles, taste the rainbow"

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:( i'm not a hooker...............
i want to be the thread that runs along the underside of your panties so i can smell and see the flower or love

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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i walked through the macy's men's department today and i saw a table of jeans with the leg cuffed an inch. hella poppin that Original Penguin selvedge denimz lol

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met a 14 year old girl today who wanted me to buy her a pack of smokes. i didn't really know what to do.

you should have her suck your cock and write superfuture next to it and take a video, wait....

hahahaha oh yeah forgot about that

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motherfucker.

just went to dinner with my brother and mother at a local deli. we were just kicking it, eating doing the usual thing, and there's this guy next to us just sitting there. We ignore him for the vast majority of us stuffing our mouths with food, thinking he's just some dude who lost his job or whatever, as he's got his head in his hands, and seems sad/distracted/lost-in-thought.

anyways. The instant I get up to go, that guy gets up too. I think nothing of it, getting some weird vibes, but just thinking its a coincidence.

We go out into the parking lot, and as we're walking, the guy is IN his car, whipping his head around, WATCHING us get into my brother's car. The instant my brother starts the automobile engine, the guy reverses, as if waiting for my brother to leave first. At this point, we're all sketched the fuck out. My bro waits, the guy finally goes, but my brother doesn't move the car. The fucker gets out, turns right, and CIRCLES the fuck back into the parking lot. At this point, my brother's like fuck this, we're out of here. Guns the car out of the lot and does some hilarious evasive driving, losing said motherfucker far back somewhere in traffic.

anyways – possibly the weirdest/trippiest thing that's happened to me. To be honest, I was more sketched than scared, but still, one of those weeiiiiiiiiiiiird ass things that happens that makes you realize there are some sketchy-ass people out there.

ALL YA'ALL BE CAREFUL

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everyone want that a-rab money

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you should have her suck your cock and write superfuture next to it and take a video, wait....

zing!

that however was one of the worst moments in sufu history :( eww

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Less talking, more hyperlinking.

you should have her suck your cock and write superfuture next to it and take a video, wait....
zing!

that however was one of the worst moments in sufu history :( eww

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srsly, what? ^

today my ppls and i were in a grocery store parking lot walking to the car when some lady passes us and yells to get the fuck out of the way.

1 we werent even in the way

2 wtf did she just say?

so we start cursing, basically being assholes and she stops the car, reverses and thinks shes gna scares us.

no dice. we were laughing and yelling at the same time.

does anyone else do asshole things on purpose?

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hm a while ago evilcrayon posted some semiporno of a girl and him and.... yeah.

i dunno where the vid is i was horrified enough by it the first time, scott prolly knows

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