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Got my shoes back after lending them to a friend for a day. Wore them to the shops and now my feet smell baad. First and last time I lend someone my shoes.

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jeep, my urge to kick a woman in her chest has never been greater than this very moment

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I keep getting told by family that I'm going to keep growing because my cousin shot up after high school but part of me doesn't want that because that would mean that a number of my clothes wouldn't fit anymore and that would be a tragedy

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^^that would be awful

my neighbor's dog harasses me everyday as i walk to the bus stop...

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So... bored.... hour before my next class and I don't want to leave because I'd lose my amazing parking spot and I have nothing to do right now. Gah, think I'll even resort to browsing sz

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is it really necessary to call parents because their child was ready a comic book in class. smh.

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Agreed. Dunst has bad teeth and her eyes are too far apart. gyllenhaal has a huge nose and looks all schoolmarmish.

Bad teeth can actually be endearing if they aren't stained and obnoxious, and eyes should be far apart. Would you rather them be close together?

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I presume you're talking about that scene in which one of the antagonists lays out the rules/conventions of a horror movie - but that still didn't stop the victims being idiots before they died really.

yeah I think that was in the second one yeah. but then in the third one they play a tape he made that lays down even more rules specific to a trilogy.

the whole series is really meta with the filming of Stab about the happenings in the first movie.

I looooooove the series though fuck I might need to watch it all again soon.

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Then Little Red Riding Hood said, ``But Grandma,

what a lovely great big furry coat you have on.''

``That's wrong!'' cried Wolf. ``Have you forgot

To tell me what BIG TEETH I've got?

Ah well, no matter what you say,

I'm going to eat you anyway.''

The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.

She whips a pistol from her knickers.

She aims it at the creature's head

And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.

A few weeks later, in the wood,

I came across Miss Riding Hood.

But what a change! No cloak of red,

No silly hood upon her head.

She said, ``Hello, and do please note

My lovely furry wolfskin coat.''

that makes me think of the arctic wolves we saw the other day; they looked so innocent with their little rosy cheeks, almost didn't notice it was blood in their fur :eek:

what an inspiration :D

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fuck you hulu!!!

i wanted to see what was posted and i get this

hulu.jpg

download a VPN like hotspot shield to watch hulu from outside the US, same with sites like adult swim etc.

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ew, eyes close together and not level is the worst.

i never trust people with close eyes

would you say that you regret trusting them, or

having prefer never met them, at all.

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i think i got a parking ticket for being in a lot 30 minutes after it converted from resident to faculty. also the rest of the lot was empty.

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I think crispy bacon is a US ting, always have it soft when I have it.

Sat opposite a blackanese girl on the train earlier with bleached platinum blonde hair in braided pig tails. <3

My dad has been out of hospital for 2 days now after the first of 2 scheduled bypasses on his legs and he's already smoking again. Idiot.

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