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what are some good eyedrops that they sell at like albertsons?

i have contacts and that shit dries out, but i also want some that i can use when i smoke to get rid of the redness

thx

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pitbull has by far the sexiest women in any hiphop music videos

so sad the girls i went to his concert with last time arent down again. to be fair, one girls' due date is soon...

but jasmine, ugh. just lame. i wanted to be front row again. :(

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lengua burritos

so underrated

there's a "taqueria" here that's best thing is a pulled pork burrito that i like a lot so that's helping mexican food cravings but fuuuuuuuck

i'd pay like $30 for a plate of tacos 1 cabeza 1 al pastor 1 carne asada

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added her on fb.

stalked out the pics.

sent a couple to onemancult.

noticed a cedar crest shirt.

texted my ex.

confirmed.

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Why did your grandpa do that? :(

he's nearing 80-90 and he acts like a kid sometimes. he just wanted to see what she'd do i guess haha. he spun her around too hahaa

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he's nearing 80-90 and he acts like a kid sometimes. he just wanted to see what she'd do i guess haha. he spun her around too hahaa
awww, how cute
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if one is watching a scary movie, are the people (in the movie they are watching) living their lives in an altered universe where scary movies are non-existent?

i ask because if that is the case, that sure would explain why the saps never see the monster coming... what i mean to say is i, a person living in a world with scary movies, after having watched many of these scary movies, know better than to go looking for the bad guy around the corner in the big scary house with no electricity. s'all im sayin'....

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Also confusing why cops in shows never turn on the lights, as if it's going to help them stay discreet when their flashlights can be seen a mile away

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there's a "taqueria" here that's best thing is a pulled pork burrito that i like a lot so that's helping mexican food cravings but fuuuuuuuck

i'd pay like $30 for a plate of tacos 1 cabeza 1 al pastor 1 carne asada

you talking about the joint at the as-220 next to amazing?

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why do girls get such bigger nipples than guys? to make it more proportional?

It has to do with lactation. They need to be bigger so they can accommodate these things called sebaceous glands, which essentially make the nipple oily, which makes things easier for a breast-feeding rugrat. I know this because I had "full-disclosure philosophy" parents.

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Ate Mexican food was good , but immediately ran to the bathroom right after. Cant fuck with it.

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added her on fb.

stalked out the pics.

sent a couple to onemancult.

noticed a cedar crest shirt.

texted my ex.

confirmed.

fuck you hulu!!!

i wanted to see what was posted and i get this

hulu.jpg

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if one is watching a scary movie, are the people (in the movie they are watching) living their lives in an altered universe where scary movies are non-existent?

i ask because if that is not the case, that sure would explain why the saps never see the monster coming... what i mean to say is i, a person living in a world with scary movies, after having watched many of these scary movies, know better than to go looking for the bad guy around the corner in the big scary house with no electricity. s'all im sayin'....

Scream sort of got at this. so meta.

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ellen pompeo, kirsten dunst, and maggie gyllenhaal are all fugly

Agreed. Dunst has bad teeth and her eyes are too far apart. gyllenhaal has a huge nose and looks all schoolmarmish.

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