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i went to the doc for a physical and he told me i was underweight. i told him my weight was sufu-approved and he was like oh yeah ok i feel u.

also i saw a girl crossing the street get hit by a car. she got knocked back a few feet but stood up so i assume she was aight.

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not very slutty and not very porn

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did i get my dick out for nothing :confused:

retro porn is my favorite shit is so cheesy + i like the way dem girls look

its not classified under porn but i almost would though. you might wanna ask your parents' permission :eek:

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i suck at girls. I dont have a problem getting them, i have a problem getting them.

I met this one chick, texted her for a bit and then stopped. A week later she texts me saying that shes having a bonfire at her house before she leaves the state for 10 days. She said bring beer and such.

Me and my homie roll over to her house and its literally 8 dudes (family, friends, her dad, her friend, her friends bf and what appeared to be some guy shes also talking to) and me. It was the fucking most awkward thing ever especially since i didnt even know the chick too well.

We bounced 12 minutes after arrival.

as a side note: my buddy is asian and im persian and we walked into a HICKASS bonfire. Imagine HArold and Kumar 2, cuz thats exactly how awkward it was

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