Random Thoughts...

[ProfMonnitoff]

just checked NHS' symptoms guide, i think i have swine flu

cop some tamiflu, problem solved

[azn8oi]

I was trapped in an air-conditioned room all day in Taiwan.

I am trapped in an air-conditioned room all day in LA.

[Guest Phrost]

is there a way to search user post infractions

[NatseOklim]

^ I love her so much. Best character on True Blood.

Fuck yes, she better get naked, but I bet she doesn't. That program is starting to be a real prick tease though, thank god for Sookie!

[MissingNo.]

just checked NHS' symptoms guide, i think i have swine flu

i believe you have a 0.7% chance of dying.

good luck

[ProfMonnitoff]

i believe you have a 0.7% chance of dying.

good luck

lol you dont know anything about swine flu

i mean go to a doctor if youre paranoid but the only person who has died of it in the first world had just gotten off a plane from mexico

i'm not saying that its nothing to worry about (in fact i believe theres a significant chance that the swine flu strain will mutate and become much more brutal) but for now, at least in the first world, lives aren't really in danger. just keep some tamiflu at home in case things go bad and supply runs low.

[roflobster]

[ProfMonnitoff]

i havent eaten in 24 hours (fell asleep before dinner, skipped breakfast to get to work in time, didnt have time for lunch cause i was busy with work)

im stuck in the office for another 2 hours

i cant eat in the office

im literally trembling

[azn8oi]

That's a really strict office.

[High Monika]

Washing raw denim, still kinda sorta exciting even though they only APC and getting the wash 'cause I'm not hardcore enough to deal with gross smelling denim like when I was a young buck.

Also, is it considered rude to take someone's clothes out of the machine and put them on the dryer when you've got a communal machine and the fucker left them in there for over 4-5 hours?

[NatseOklim]

Only if you smell them when you take them out.

[Oxy.]

It's funny watching my dad when he tries to exercise. He thinks he's doing sit-ups but his back isn't even coming off the ground. Only thing he manages to bring up is his head [iI].

[ProfMonnitoff]

That's a really strict office.

pharma 12345

[jeepster]

money, see if there's like a granola bar or something super sugary. Your blood sugar is probably really low and you need carbs/protein on the realz.

don't want no semi-diabetic episode.

[willy cheesesteak]

lol @ this interview

[please underestimate]

i rocked out too hard in the car, that the cops pulled me over thinking i had a seizure ...

[evisu 2000]

People describe you as a fashion legend.

Yeah. I'm gonna keep doing it.

lol@this

he does sound like a rapper

interview would definitely be more funny if he were a rapper

[bchhun]

just got a job at kumon, grading kids papers... great....

[lawless]

"i'm pretty good at the sex"

lol dupid

[sushijerk]

Du sounds like a prick. And from what I hear is a prick.

[evisu 2000]

damn yo kipton just got robbed

[evisu 2000]

hunter just loaded them bases

i'm fucked

[evisu 2000]

k he bailled himself out

[Le Buttsecks]

What camera do you use?

I use a Canon EOS 5D Mark II. It shoots high-definition video even though I haven't figured out how to do that. But I'm still really good in bed.

well said.

[Vampyrvargfesten]

kombucha drinkers,

what is the best bottled kombucha brand//flava

i usually do a

high country "wild root" (tastes like root beer)

GT's "multi-green" (chorella n supergreens health concept)

[Lab]

"why u starin at me" smh

[Leonard Leroy]

I love writing stories so much

[Vampyrvargfesten]

I love writing stories so much

yo are they short stores with illustrations

you should write a children's book... of an asian motorcycle junkie who rumbles in a street nerd gang, enters the motorcycle race and brings home the trophy. with his prize winnings, he acts in indie movies and kops jawnz n shit.

gets a big mac. THE END

[sawn-off chef]

no seriously, who the fuck is this kid?

i found out who he is >: )

[mrchariybrown]

me last night