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My little nephew likes to add lyrics to songs:

"I kissed a girl and I liked it. Then I pulled down her pants and then her underwear and then I kissed her butt!"

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I don't want to go to the store to get ingredients for cupcakes in this shitty muggy sweaty fog diaper weather.

I need new sneakers, because ALL of mine have holes in them.

I need a bike.

Tomorrow is going to suck, big time.

Mark Mothersbaugh was that guy that did the Rugrats theme song right?

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yeah he also did the Royal Tenenbaums soundtrack

heard you're @ Uniqlo now? Maybe we'll have an awkward run-in one day. That would be "cool"

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yeah he's on all of those films; life aquatic, rushmore, that first one they did where luke wilson fell in love with a maid.... brainstorm, i think?

Yes, I am at Uniqlo. Not today though, thankfully.

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today sucks

300 kids running around a very small YMCA cause it was raining.

dropped the F-bomb like 40 times

each time a child was in earshot

totally diminishing my employee of the month status amongst the children.

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if you guys paying full price at barneys..you're doing it all wrong ;)

http://www.barneys.com/Barneys%20New%20York%20Warehouse%20Sale/WAREHOUSE_SALE,default,pg.html

I've gotten $3200 Boss suits for $375, $400 etro shirts for $18, gilded age denim marked down from $400 to $80, etc etc etc

The key is to go the first or second day and then again during like the 2nd or 3rd to last day.

Also there's another trick with the suits that I will tell you through PM but not here. ;)

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i just found my id that i thought was lost in a short i've never worn. so relieved.

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those trojan ecstacy condoms work wonders.

So does the pill.

On the subject of condoms though, FUCK those crazy twisted ones. Felt like I was using a plastic bag and rubberbands.

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lol

if you need a condom to do the work then you're not doing it right, or maybe you just can't do it well at all.

co-sign on the pill though, no condom is the best kinda condom

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best thing to have at a party. a coffin/bathtub.

"where am i? is this a giant toilet?"

"nah man, it's cool, you're just really drunk"

"oh god, what if i have to throw up? where am i?"

"don't worry. you're in a bathtub. you can throw up"

"what? *throws up*"

"success!"

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My toe hurts, I think I sprained it?

Can u sprain a toe?

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^ teach me

(other than hitting up the sales racks of course... there wasnt much good stuff on them)

they did have THE margiela leather jacket in an MJ red. about 2.5 G's though.

haha, was joking for most part

just get some du to hold whatever item you want until the sales hit, then buy. perfectly legit.

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There's a streaming video of a concert I want to rip for mp3's but I have absolutely no idea how to. Any help?

I think that recording the sound with audacity would be one of the easiest way...

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got my first windburn today.. not too fun

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Just applied for a new job this fall, definitely qualified and have good references so I hope I get it.... wish me luck!

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Stoked for the Dead Weather show tomorrow!

im going to c them on aug 22

stoked, as well!

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