Random Thoughts...

[american_hearts]

I think only asians used xanga.

[Analog]

I'd mind-meld

[DrMoBueno]

LOL Spocker!!

if the shocker don't rocker, spocker

[duck sauce]

after watching 3 seasons of the office, i realized that my math teacher is highly unstable.

[samsikle]

some asshole is standing in front of the doors to the shop. i want to take the broom and sweep him away. SCRAM!

[Knugget]

give him the evil eye

should i remove my tonsils to stop snoring?

[ojjairus]

i told tiger not to mess with dem white wimminz!

and that sounds nothing like tiger...

[Le Buttsecks]

i work dat lumba big cucumbaaaa

[Mr Waffles]

i want to fuck that trekkie up there.

[lotek01]

i like nice stuff, but i'm getting real gd sick of fashunz

[Guest on-display]

if the shocker don't rocker, spocker

i saw a girl driving a scion with a shocker sticker on the window. i looked over at her during a red light. she knows why

[Stacks]

just got back inside from surfing down in seaside - it's cold as fuck outside but worth it. nice 3/4 foot swells

[haploid]

Oatmeal and fresh ground coffee made in the french press for breakfast. YES!

[cyberPUNK]

ncUsYo8vSNQ

[Magsåvningsreserven]

it's so cold

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

YIPPPPeeeee

[whitney]

[Magsåvningsreserven]

lucky .

[samsikle]

my coworker and i were looking through some ghetto people's myspaces and came across this hispanic beauty. THE CHOLABILLY

[amardeep]

OEkomaBTppY

[cyberPUNK]

what i don't get is that some people are all surprised and shit that he banged some good looking bitches. for fucks sake, he's rich as shit, he could have two lazy eyes, and no legs, and he'd still be bangin' dime pieces. jesus.

[sushijerk]

I think I'm more surprised at how relatively average the chicks he banged were. I'm not saying they're ugly but he could def be pulling 9/10s nonstop. His wife is hotter than all of them by far.

[jayrock]

that bitch kobe raped was not attractive, either

[Jimbo69]

People cheat on their wives with unattractive women because they are seeking a sense of danger. Sex with the wife becomes boring because there is no element of danger.

[bouwnt]

u gotta keep it fresh. some people put on donkey masks...

some people read the bible. *shrug*

my wife put a razor to my gills, AND we stopped using a safe word

[whitney]

u buy the nachos & icee!!

[chantheman]

nachos and an icee are the perfect date?

[whitney]

yupp

alternating icee with rootbeer float

hot tea for those chilly nights.

[doctorworm]

found out today that my friend's sister, who is ranked among the top thirty female models on models.com, was apparently "enamored with me" when i met her the other week. was good and much needed boost to self confidence.

other random thought/question: does anyone out there use open office? the other day i had this presentation to do which i had prepared in open office and saved as a ppt file and when i opened it all of the images in it did not show up and it said something like "linked images could not be found." how to prevent this from happening? have bigger more important ppt thing due tomorrow and need the images to actually show up when i email the file.

[evisu 2000]

guessing you need to emed the images. see if there's an option.