Random Thoughts...

[duck sauce]

"it feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears. At the same time somebody else is hitting my soul in the crouch with a frozrn sledgehammer. And then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone and I'm crying and nobody can hear me because I'm terribly, terribly, terribly, alone."

15seconds.

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[Caps Lock]

That girl will be someone's mother one day.

I feel sorry for that child.

[duck sauce]

i want to be that child

i would have a sick Oedipus complex

[evisu 2000]

[DrMoBueno]

guess the mixed ethnicity girl appreciation thread, now

[branespload]

mass, that GIF doesn't look right.. like there's a delay in du's head cocking back after his branespload

[Leonard Leroy]

Arkham Asylum totally fucking up my writing.

[bfan]

a lot of my new friends have some deep seated conservative political views, which disturbs me. they're intelligent and nice people but I guess the background you come from is really important in shaping what you believe.

[Sayword]

I'm gonna be really pissed if anyone here uses the N word and gets away with it.

[Sayword]

DAAAAAAAAAAMN @ kirsten stewart on jimmy fallon! besides her jamie lee curtis cut, she's making my mouth water in that dress.

[Servo2000]

I'm gonna be really pissed if anyone here uses the N word and gets away with it.

what does getting away with it entail

they make it across the border?

[Sayword]

saying it and not getting an infraction.

[Sayword]

kirsten got a little fattie.

*goes and watch adventureland panty scene*

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

freedom of speech

ni....

[duck sauce]

geria, prince of

[snozepp147]

try too hard, get shit

don't try hard enough, get shit

satisfactorily meeting expectations=too normal, get shit

try to NOT try, get shit

embrace the shit, shit slung at shit only makes more shit.

you should want that.

everyone hates everyone

ego > all

them < you

skeptical criticism prevails

debate=standard

why not debate the standard?

stroke your dick

if you don't have one, stroke it anyways.

rely on the imposing thoughts of others

they will change you

before you change yourself.

kill them, they meanNOTHING

senseless nothingness oozes from the nothing

reject the ooze. make your own.

if it feels good you're doing it wrong.

hate draws hate

shit draws shit.

[DrMoBueno]

Constitution-era conservative or new-right conservative? I'm a conservative and I'm no Bible-beating, war-causing, tax-raising bastard. It's a shame how blemished the conservative name has become.

i wish i could neg you again

[wild style]

kirsten got a little fattie.

*goes and watch adventureland panty scene*

Movie fucking honked so bad. She looked good tho.

[lovelysteve]

Movie fucking honked so bad. She looked good tho.

It's going to get better though

With New Moon likely to make yet another metric fuckload of money this weekend we need to find the bright side to the entire Twilight mania. There must be something good that comes from this awful Mormon fantasy that seems to have invaded our culture on every front. That something is the eventual movie version of Breaking Dawn.

Even though New Moon has made a bazillion dollars and even though the third Twilight book, Eclipse, is already filming, Summit has declined to announce the fourth and final Twilight book as a movie. There's a good reason for this: Breaking Dawn is completely fucking insane, and it is probably totally unfilmable. But if they do film it... man, we are in for a treat.

Breaking Dawn opens with Bella Swan, the lacteal heroine of the series, finally getting married to Edward Cullen, the mopey vampire hero. They go off to honeymoon on Isle Esme, a Brazilian island the Cullen clan owns (this is already ridiculous beyond belief. Imagine a vampire going snorkeling; it basically happens in this book), and Edward is afraid to fuck his new bride. The reason: he's super strong and she's just a human - Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex type of situation here. But Bella wears him down and Edward throws it in her - and knocks her the fuck out, leaving her badly bruised.

Let's go over that again: Edward fucks Bella into unconsciousness. This alone should have you running to Fandango to pre-order your tickets, but it only gets better.

Despite being knocked out cold by his sexual style (and having the headboard destroyed), Bella goes back to Edward for seconds. This time he knocks her up. Yes, an undead vampire apparently has enough viable sperm to impregnate a human woman while fucking her off the coast of Rio de Janero. Stephenie Meyer, you fabulous idiot!

http://chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

That girl will be someone's mother one day.

I feel sorry for that child.

fuck, those tattoos are stupid.

[wild style]

Was talking about Adventureland, lol. That bitch is in Twilight too? Man, where the fuck have I been?

[Hendodo]

^^LOL

get outta that edc thread once inna while!

makin me jealous

[wild style]

Hahaha, so true. Subscribed threads, all day.

[Mr Waffles]

does anyone know of a good german to english translator? All of them I have found suck

[Mr Waffles]

Dick Cheney is such a fucking moron.

[azn8oi]

hey duck sauce, did you get grilled in class for sending offensive email yesterday?

[yannickl]

what do you need it for? some school work or just to understand some random stuff?

i am german.

[Mr Waffles]

nvermind, i got what I needed. just needed something quick and simple for when i got stuck.

[NatseOklim]

[geekbonchic]

I hope you actually took this photo and it was not lifted off some random webstersite.