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a lot of my new friends have some deep seated conservative political views, which disturbs me. they're intelligent and nice people but I guess the background you come from is really important in shaping what you believe.

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try too hard, get shit

don't try hard enough, get shit

satisfactorily meeting expectations=too normal, get shit

try to NOT try, get shit

embrace the shit, shit slung at shit only makes more shit.

you should want that.

everyone hates everyone

ego > all

them < you

skeptical criticism prevails

debate=standard

why not debate the standard?

stroke your dick

if you don't have one, stroke it anyways.

rely on the imposing thoughts of others

they will change you

before you change yourself.

kill them, they meanNOTHING

senseless nothingness oozes from the nothing

reject the ooze. make your own.

if it feels good you're doing it wrong.

hate draws hate

shit draws shit.

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Movie fucking honked so bad. She looked good tho.

It's going to get better though

With New Moon likely to make yet another metric fuckload of money this weekend we need to find the bright side to the entire Twilight mania. There must be something good that comes from this awful Mormon fantasy that seems to have invaded our culture on every front. That something is the eventual movie version of Breaking Dawn.

Even though New Moon has made a bazillion dollars and even though the third Twilight book, Eclipse, is already filming, Summit has declined to announce the fourth and final Twilight book as a movie. There's a good reason for this: Breaking Dawn is completely fucking insane, and it is probably totally unfilmable. But if they do film it... man, we are in for a treat.

Breaking Dawn opens with Bella Swan, the lacteal heroine of the series, finally getting married to Edward Cullen, the mopey vampire hero. They go off to honeymoon on Isle Esme, a Brazilian island the Cullen clan owns (this is already ridiculous beyond belief. Imagine a vampire going snorkeling; it basically happens in this book), and Edward is afraid to fuck his new bride. The reason: he's super strong and she's just a human - Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex type of situation here. But Bella wears him down and Edward throws it in her - and knocks her the fuck out, leaving her badly bruised.

Let's go over that again: Edward fucks Bella into unconsciousness. This alone should have you running to Fandango to pre-order your tickets, but it only gets better.

Despite being knocked out cold by his sexual style (and having the headboard destroyed), Bella goes back to Edward for seconds. This time he knocks her up. Yes, an undead vampire apparently has enough viable sperm to impregnate a human woman while fucking her off the coast of Rio de Janero. Stephenie Meyer, you fabulous idiot!

http://chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html

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