Random Thoughts...

[sushijerk]

When Twilight broke that first day box office record I felt like how rednecks in the south must have felt when Obama won the election; that something in the world had shifted and it made me really uncomfortable.

[samsikle]

during lecture the class is doing presentations. after everyone presents there's a question/answer portion, and it's awkward when people can't handle being put on the spot.

[chchchip]

^ haha. i dont understand the obsession. a girl told me that i should read the books because they can show me how to be a good man. i dont think so.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

oh man, i used to think i was a good public speaker (made semifinals in school! ) but then last semester during a presentation, I couldn't remember a thing and froze like a bitch and had to read off the slide.

nightmaaaresssss, argh

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

that movie/book has taken the dignity of both males and females. the men have no balls and the women have no brains...

the girls are good looking though. i think youre getting mixed up or somethin =x

[suicide]

^^

oh god

They should start making Edward Cullen Real Dolls, would make so much $$$ off of these weird-ass fangirl bitches

this reminds me of the time when my loaded buddy stripped naked and started making sex with a betty boop cut out.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

making sex.

[freecat]

having love

[White Teeth]

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[whitney]

oh man, i used to think i was a good public speaker (made semifinals in school! ) but then last semester during a presentation, I couldn't remember a thing and froze like a bitch and had to read off the slide.

nightmaaaresssss, argh

I had to make short speeches/presentations in hs and in the auditorium I did just fine cos all the lights shining on me were superbright so I couldn't see the audience really.

but in class it sucked, freshman year I made a presentation by myself and I went up, talked really fast for like a minute before I ran back to my seat :/

I've gotten much better since but boy that was embarassing/sucked

[samsikle]

Yeah when I presented I just tried to talk slow so I didn't sound nervous and because I had to fill up 5 mintues with babbling

[azn8oi]

Cowbell keys on the balls: not a good look.

nohomo.

[NatseOklim]

I sound like the teacher on The Wonder Years when I have to speak in public, gotta get over that if I'm gonna be a teacher.

[azn8oi]

You really consume tonnes and tonnes of American media don't you? Shit son.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

everyone saw teh wonder years

shit son

[azn8oi]

WAAAT WUD U DO, IF l SANG OUTTA TOON???????????????

[sybaritical]

Yeah but look how Kevin ended up once Winnie ditched him for that lifeguard. Even Dawson thinks he's a loser.

scRIysIOG5U

[crissyw]

the girls are good looking though. i think youre getting mixed up or somethin =x

hay i never said anything about them being ugly boy! just that i'd never date em way too stoops and needy? fragile?

[Guest]

this psychology class

...is taught by a retard

plus a kid just asked why you can't just tell people with disassociative personality syndrome that the other personalities aren't real

[NatseOklim]

everyone saw teh wonder years

shit son

Damn straight.

I <3 Winnie

[whitney]

I've never seen the wonder years.

[sybaritical]

I could neg you or buy you a box set.

I don't know which is worse.

[whitney]

my english nickname is Winnie too and my fifth grade teacher mr. dunn (who lived in a sailboat (0)) used to tease me by calling me Winifred

edit/boxed set is a nice gift!!

[CUTUP]

How is it cats always know where you are going to step, and then proceed to launch themselves under your foot so you almost kill yourself on the way down the stairs?

This shit happens like clockwork at my place

[Hendodo]

hahaha rappers are geniuses . they come up with new words like every other song

[TransparentCranium]

Best birthday I can remember. First birthday with her.

[freecat]

happy birthday.

but

if you can remember it it'i ain't goodo just sayin

[evisu 2000]

happy brithday

kinda obsessed with these

[freecat]

seems like some very obbscure ithigns but tasty nonetheless.

[evisu 2000]

this black du i work with is straight up dookie from the wire. he sits beside me and fucking smells and now my desk smells and all he does is talk about how big his dick is.