TECHWEAR.fail

[danii]

FAILED TECHWEAR DESIGNS / FUN WITH TECHWEAR

 

Edited June 15, 2016 by danii

[danii]

BREEZY CAP [kickstarter campaign]

 

[danii]

NOMAD HOODIE [kickstarter campaign]

 

 

Nomad Hoodie - A luxurious Travel Hoodie with features designed to help you sleep while travelling. The comfortable way to travel!

 

 

 

Edited June 15, 2016 by danii

[akuma no uta]

^^ not gonna lie would use nomad hoodie.

[danii]

looks familiar...

 

[danii]

HIDDEN POCKETS FTW!

[capnpyro]

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/597538543/the-worlds-best-travel-jacket-with-15-features-bau/description

 

[jbob24]

HIDDEN POCKETS FTW!

I can't think of a much worse place to shove my wallet :/

[capnpyro]

I can't think of a much worse place to shove my wallet :/

Ha, trying to pay an attractive barista could land you in jail.

[danii]

WHEN FLIPPED IT GIVES YOU THE OPTION TO FROM FULL LENGTH TO CAPRIS - NEW ERA IF QUALITY, FUNCTION AND STYLE!

 

[Dolphinski]

You can just imagine them brainstorming the product name...

 

"Hmmm so what shall we call our revolutionary new Innovative brace?"

 

"Hmmm....."

[danii]

The facebook groups for ACRONYM and UTW are huge fail, kinda funny but also sad in the end:/

 

S01E01: THANKS TO OUR BELOVED PRESTOS

 

S01E02: THE JOKE

[jbob24]

Nice recovery Ethan

:/

[danii]

HIJAB LAB!

 

This sleek Hijab design has ear ports. Get quick access for your glasses, sunglasses, earphones, and even stethoscopes! 

 

[danii]

The world's finest city cycling apparel with lights

 

cotton canvas exterior with waterproof lining sounds like a perfect thing to get soaked, but it's good your bag looks like from 18th century vintage-heritage-union-madeinusa-retro-artisan (with LEDs) and you don't look like those where-is-my-future kids with bags under their jacktetz)

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Edited September 25, 2016 by danii

[Xu Jianfeng]

SS-CP100   

 

 

 

[Yoshiii]

[branespload]

project KOVR security/privacy coat

[t-a]

Heard of tinfoil hats??

Yeah, great right?

Well here's a tinfoil coat!

[danii]

[Dellamore]

Went into town today looking for some cool ass techwear today. Found this awesome design, whaddya think?

Cop now!!

https://webstore.northsails.com/se/en/men/clothing/jackets-coats/jacket-barker-602231.html?dwvar_602231_color=0099

[bencap]

I've spilled beer many times while walking around the city with an open beer in a jacket pocket, so I'm kinda into that koozie jacket...

[danii]

THE WORLD'S MOST VERSATILE ALL WEATHER JACKET

[danii]

nike, please explain why would anyone do this

[scamster]

would say more an errolson feature than nike; similarly daft pockets seen on a/w2017/18 sisp

[pompadork]

Not even sure what's going on there. A near-ear hole so you can access an earbud or iem from outside the hood instead of inside?

[synapse]

I doubt this would even work, the hood would pop out your headphones unless it stayed almost perfectly still... what if you turned your head lol

[the-intern]

From the manufacturer... re the fabric Acronym uses for it's foil silver and black products:

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The shiny silver is called TXG2, and the Black is our WX20 (normally in stock).

We only make the TXG2 once a year, and it is designed for radar reflective panels on life-rafts, not packs.

It is not very durable, so we do not recommend for packs.

[AvantSol]

-facepalm-

[danii]

"SHIT"