You know you're addicted...

[suicide]

when you cancel plans because self edge is releasing another collab and you have to get it in your shopping cart at 12:01 pst.

[aho]

when you're "right click and save" is more likely to be applied to pictures of jeans than porn...

(3.92 gigs and counting...)

[selaviso]

I dont know if someone has said this one but when you take off your jeans before you go to bed and you look at them for at least 5 minutes looking to see if your fadeZ are better

haha yeah i always do that then shine my light on it just to see if anything happened. and when you are faded i just look at the stacking on my jeans.

[KETCH.]

when every pair of white socks you have now has a blue die on the rim.

[JohnnyRed]

haha yeah and when you actually use your coin pocket to hold coins and anything else that fits so it wont create any unwanted fades.

My coin pocket has my pocket watch. I love how different each pair comes out, sometimes you can see the half circle of the watch, sometimes it'll fade through part of the pocket. fuckin love it

[Guest]

when you check your jeans for new fades every night before bed...

[almostnice]

when you have them shipped to your work instead of your homeadress,to avoid trouble with your wife and than explain to your workmates "ordered them for a friend,who doesnt have a creditcard".

[cheep]

when your legs look like they havent seen the sun in years... because they havent

[denimdestroyedmylife]

when you haven't seen your legs in years...

[almostnice]

and your thighs and calfs are bald..

[Bigyen]

...watch tv on your couch, on your back holding your knees to your chest.

[Sho]

When you spend more time on the internet reading about denim instead of porn.

lol.

one time i was at lunch reading up on the threads with alot of photos on jeans fits on guys, and when someone came up to me i minimized the window, they joked "hey you watchin porn?" and i was like confessing, no, look it is a site on jeans and japanese denim. and they were like, huh??

[almostnice]

Try the lotus seat- more comfortable and better combs

[sixsixtie]

When you take the stairs down from you 10th floor office because elevators don't work on your fadez.

[cheep]

...watch tv on your couch, on your back holding your knees to your chest.

sounds like hemorrhoids more than denim obsession

[jmayhew]

selvage and cleavage are equal factors when deciding on a girl

[selaviso]

when you put in a lot more effort to home and garden projects because you want to get your jeans nice and dirty.

[sigma]

when you urinate on your denim to get yellow fades

[almostnice]

Do you mean this serious ?

[intermission69]

when you pass by mirrors and spend a good 5 mins checking out the fades, folds and fit of your jeans.

[daveo]

when you put in a lot more effort to home and garden projects because you want to get your jeans nice and dirty.

Just bought a house and I can say I am guilty of this...working on my car, replacing light fixtures, etc.

[B-Dawg]

...when you can meet a fellow denim nerd and clear an entire porch of people in about 1 minute (this just happened to me a few days ago).

[selaviso]

when you prefer to sleep in your jeans

[theswarm]

when you have to buy new furniture because your denim collection is getting out of hand!!

[Seething Tortoise]

When you sleep in your jeans and wake up to find you have whiskers and honeycombs all over your naked lower body when you go for a shit.

[selaviso]

haha comedy lol

[nifu]

when you're crawling around in the rubble from the earthquake that just hit and all you can think about is the sick fades you will get... if you make it out alive.

[Osmosis Jones]

at work today, i saw a customer with an awesome vintage levi's button up shirt. red tab and all. i had an intense conversation with him about denim before my manager asked me to help other people.

[RyanF]

you know what a copper rivet is

hidden arcuates make you jizzum

[Charlie Delta]

When you come up with a tshirt made out of raw denim.

And seriously think its a good idea.

And that there are enough others out there who agree for it to be almost sold out within a few weeks after it being released...