You know you're addicted...

[midnight]

when i girl says' nice levis' and you decide to give her a hour-long lecture about your sams are nothing like levis, and some how her wanting to see your hidden rivets ends up getting you some head.

What the fuck planet were these girls from?

[exhausted]

When you take out your belt each night and put it back on the next morning for extra fading...

[tappy]

Addicted...

-when you enjoy waiting at the bus stop cause it means you can check out your fades

-when you wash only because your legs are starting to get a rash everytime you where your denim.

-when you spend, without hesitation, 2 mins sniffing your 11mth old denim before putting them on, looking for the smelliest part

[tappy]

when i girl says' nice levis' and you decide to give her a hour-long lecture about your sams are nothing like levis, and some how her wanting to see your hidden rivets ends up getting you some head.

wow...where did you find this girl?...are there more where she came from?

[domdomdomdom]

when you've read through this whole thread, amused

[Ahlvahroe]

when you feel like you are cheating on your old pair by starting early on a new pair, which fits better.

[Shankill Butcher]

When you finally admit to yourself you have a spending problem and spend several months chipping away at your $8000 credit card debt, barely even leaving the house in order to save money. You finally dump that last entire paycheck onto your visa and can officially say you're debt free, though you don't have a dime to your name. Then to celebrate the first thing you do is order some Sams from BiG that you'll rarely wear until your finished your current project sometime in winter.

Also, I read through this entire thread and it's the hardest I've laughed at the internet in months.

[grouse_allergy]

yeah, me too. that's definitely a sign alright..

[Tekrah70]

when you are not altogether that pissed off that the washing machine broke pissing water all over the floor when yo took it outside and just had to get on your hands AND KNEES in order to get rid of the water with a cloth and sponge, heaven forbid that it might cause a little more wear on the jeans that you've been wearing every day for the last 3 months.

....i wonder how long that new machine will last.

[ashashash]

when you have more jeans then tee - shirts or shirts!!!!!!!!!!

[ashashash]

No when you only have one pair of jeans and 30 shirts!

thats a true denim man!

True ture, and that's when your friends start saying hey don't you have another pair of jeans, it has been the same one for a year!!!!!

[thorough]

you are stoked to find out you can wear your denim at your new job and although everyone else wears cheap levis. you are wearing in your two hundred dollar japanese denim and you sometimes worry that some marinara or chocolate may get dumped on them but thats its worth the risk since they are bound to get some good fading working hard full time.

[enojy]

when i girl says' nice levis' and you decide to give her a hour-long lecture about your sams are nothing like levis, and some how her wanting to see your hidden rivets ends up getting you some head.

best post in the thread aside from cheep's on page 1 talking about fucking up creases trying to fuck with jeans around your ankles; that shit goes through my mind every single time but of course my girlfriend knows what's up and gives me a minute to de-pants.

[Mr Black]

When you bury your face in a brand new pair of raws, take a deep sniff and moan with pleasure at the smell.

Bliss!!!

[locallau]

when you're doing the butterfly stretch and find yourself genuinely pleased in the fact that you can punch your crotch as hard as you want, and it won't hurt because your jeans are nice and stiff/raw

[MindxMatters]

The hell... who does that?

[rastafarian]

LOL... awkward

[MonkeyFresh]

you know your addicted when...

-if possible, you take your jeans off when you take a dump so it doesnt get crumpled (I dont do this in public bathroom, only at work cuz its a private bathroom, or anywhere elese with a private bathroom)

-Get into a fight with your friends about spending $200 on jeans, and finally win them over and get them to agree only a connoissuer of fine denim pants would spend that much to wear them everyday and get them as messed up as possible (get your moneys worth!!)

-Like Enojy said, when ur gf knows to give you time to take of your pants and still want to have sex after you fall down trying to get off a new pair of SEXI04s becuase the leghole is so small and the inseam is so damn long (true story... happened yesterday haha )

-when you have denim pillow covers and a comforter (Tommy Hilfiger denim stuffs, got em on sale at macys awhile ago, non selvage/ not raw tho... feels extremely soft, super light denim, but i love it )

btw this is the best thread ever... i officially got only 2 hours of work/scanning done in a 7 hour work day, with periodic shuffling around of files and naming in the system, cuz 1) i was looking at denim on forums or on websites 2) Reading this whole thread and laffing your ass off and thanking God your boss wasnt here today so u could read this thread without having to stifle your laffter cuz your office is directly across for hers... and 3) going to the bathroom just to check out the fades on your jeans (i kill about an hour of time doing this about 2-3 times a day hahahaha)

[Shankill Butcher]

When your personal understanding of the phrase "a face only a mother could love" comes from your relationship with your jeans.

[LaiShin]

when you take a photo of someone and insists on using natural lighting to show their true colors

[jyoni]

Coworkers wrinkle their noses at your aroma, and you're like................."What."

Also the rubberneckerism, lawl

[Supawiwi]

When yesterday I Spread my Frapuccino on my shirt and the first thing I did is remove the little stain on my SDA's.

[salaami]

when you take the time to explain to your stepfather (during laundry, still wash clothes for free @ ma dukes crib) why you refuse to machine-wash your jeans( which are caked with mud after a long day of diggin a trench during a plumbing job) along with your other clothes because they arent 'dirty enough yet', and then you give them a hot soak. then you fuck em up some more the next day.

[mrpenguin354]

When your friends take pictures of you, you check out your jeans to see how everyone else views your sick fades.

[Supawiwi]

When your jeans get sticky but you persuade yourself they're not and can go a few more weeks before getting a soak.

[Shankill Butcher]

When your explanation for getting a fixie instead of a regular road bike is, "you don't get any wear from coasting."

[leeroy]

when you're upto date on the yen to dollar exchange rate on the daily

[The Marlin]

when you hear pbj you think pure-blue japan and not peanut butter and jelly

[Guest skull2]

when you go shopping and the girl that owns the place compliments the creases on your jeans and asks where did you get the jeans from. to which you reply "Homeboy.."

[leeroy]

were you trying to say honeycomb?

I think homeboy is the user he bought a pair off of in supermarket?