superconfessional

[JustHaja]

she says you're too much or shes too much? if shes saying she is its just an attack of conscience which will change when she feels like shes not getting any attention. Meaning "let me stop fking around with him im being a bitch." If shes saying that about you shes just reminding you its only a joke i might be saying i want to meet your parents but dont get ahead of yourself.

[Caps Lock]

I suppose so.

I made the situation all better by having apple pie and ice cream. ICE CREAM AND APPLE PIE ALWAYS MAKES THE SITUATION BETTER!

[travisio]

confession: sometimes i learn songs that i don't really like so i can sing them at karaoke with my friends. i feel like a dirty slut.

edit: yay 300 posts. i'm drunk goodnight

[kiya]

I really don't give a fuck.

[Knugget]

I feel sad. Jeans that I got don't fit. I have water stuck in my ear, feels permanent. It's not just for a while, it's been in there for a couple hours. Tried everything. It's not the first time either. I'm afraid I might go deaf in my left ear.

[Lab]

Knugget, your ear could be infected. Go check with your doctor.

GET ON DAT Z PACK AND FINISH DAT COURSE

[kiya]

Knugget, your ear could be infected. Go check with your doctor.

GET ON DAT Z PACK AND FINISH DAT COURSE

And exchange your fucking jeans.

[Knugget]

Knugget, your ear could be infected. Go check with your doctor.

GET ON DAT Z PACK AND FINISH DAT COURSE

I'm hoping it's not. Trying to wait it out. I feel no pain yet...it's more like blockage. I tend to get swimmer's ear a lot.

And exchange your fucking jeans.

Can't. Was shooting for the order and hope they fit.

[Lab]

Don't wait it out. I tried that. The swelling gets worse, trust me. Go to your doc tomorrow morning. DON'T SLEEP ON THAT EAR. Don't even think about it.

kkkkkk.

[spacemanvt]

Every chick that has broken up with me and come back ive banged once them dumped the very next day with every intention of doing so. I really enjoy that feeling of returning the pain. Its almost worth being on the other end of it.

I may have issues.

thats the plan, breaks my heart though

[keagan]

todaY i ate SAFEWAY sashimi KASHI serial (lots) SAFEWAY white chocolate ice

cream

in that ordar

[cheep]

DMT is amazing

[cheep]

more white people than jamaicans listen to bob marley.

yep... because he was a fucking pop singer who was out of touch with what was going on in reggae beyond 71. fuck bob marley.

[the Repeater]

Everyone go eff a four, you'll feel better and worse at the same time

[the Repeater]

yep... because he was a fucking pop singer who was out of touch with what was going on in reggae beyond 71. fuck bob marley.

He halfrican, he born rich. He taint down wit da streets.

[evisu 2000]

he no steppin razor that's for sure.

[flex0r]

i have a sudden urge to try yoohoo for the first time...

[2000dB]

i have a sudden urge to try yoohoo for the first time...

go ahead and treat yourself to one. we get commisson.

[mr fluffernutter]

i'm farting in the store when customers aren't in... smells so bad

[djonno]

today, i will try yoohoo.

[Astérix]

i'm farting in the store when customers aren't in... smells so bad

Gross

:eek:

[thorough]

i'm farting in the store when customers aren't in... smells so bad

at the restaurant i used to work at, we/i would fart as we walked by anothers table or a table that had been camping for a excessive amount of time or were just anoying. we called it "crop dusting" it might have affected thier enjoyment of food or wine at times.i was always pissed off when i didnt have any good farts stored up at the right moment. at bars i used to burp in peoples faces when my stomach contained something especially raunchy. only douches and cwg usually. they never knew where it came from. i have since reformed in my old age and have not cropdusted for some time, on purpose.

[Guest Phrost]

i wish someone would make a proper bunk smilie for me. sheeeeeeee-it

[Guest jmatsu]

yep... because he was a fucking pop singer who was out of touch with what was going on in reggae beyond 71. fuck bob marley.

me say: i never liked that jah island-nigga cause he always seemd so soft. i never like his ska either. (i think) he ain't even nver said "botty-boi killa" or "boombaklad!" either.

[dismalfuture]

at the restaurant i used to work at, we/i would fart as we walked by anothers table or a table that had been camping for a excessive amount of time or were just anoying. we called it "crop dusting" it might have affected thier enjoyment of food or wine at times.i was always pissed off when i didnt have any good farts stored up at the right moment. at bars i used to burp in peoples faces when my stomach contained something especially raunchy. only douches and cwg usually. they never knew where it came from. i have since reformed in my old age and have not cropdusted for some time, on purpose.

you are the corniest of corny white, I bet you were also that guy who had to piss/vomit in the communal bathroom sink at your freshman year dorms too?

[azn8oi]

someone shat in the urinal of my dorm bathroom my freshman year.

[dismalfuture]

that might've been either a CWG or an international student. Weekend or weekday?

[azn8oi]

it was actually one of the mexican (white-acting bro) frat boy of my hall.

btw, thursday night.

[seksu!]

i cut my hair like agyness

hmm

[mrip]

l AM WAY TOO LAZY

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