superconfessional

[azn8oi]

if my best friend wasnt the same way, i would probably speculate that i would hate you in real life.

at least as a co-worker, yes. :|

[Astérix]

I hate how I can always put effort into certain things but not other, more important shit.

[evisu 2000]

if my best friend wasnt the same way, i would probably speculate that i would hate you in real life.

at least as a co-worker, yes. :|

well i'm not like a deadbeat stoner type, i still do shit, but i'm kind of a bare minimum kind of du.

[mr fluffernutter]

if my best friend wasnt the same way, i would probably speculate that i would hate you in real life.

at least as a co-worker, yes. :|

i work with my lazy friend! it's HARD

[sistersuzie]

well i'm not like a deadbeat stoner type, i still do shit, but i'm kind of a bare minimum kind of du.

Same for me. I guess I actually do a lot of things compare to some others, but I feel like it's not enough, like I'm not using all my potential, or something like that...

And I procrastinate a lot on "important" things. Like my health insurrance card has been expired for something like 6 months... And all I have to do is go take a picture at the drugstore and bring the papers to the office next to my hourse...

[Guest]

tell her this series of jokes -

how do you fix a woman's watch?

doesn't matter, there's a clock on the stove.

why do women have smaller feet than men?

so they can stand closer to the stove.

why did the woman cross the road?

doesn't matter, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?

why shouldn't women play hockey?

there's no ice between the kitchen in the bedroom.

want to hear a joke?

womens rights

[evisu 2000]

Same for me. I guess I actually do a lot of things compare to some others, but I feel like it's not enough, like I'm not using all my potential, or something like that...

And I procrastinate a lot on "important" things. Like my health insurrance card has been expired for something like 6 months... And all I have to do is go take a picture at the drugstore and bring the papers to the office next to my hourse...

yes exactly!

[Guest]

yes exactly!

I'm not good at anything

[dismalfuture]

well i'm not like a deadbeat stoner type, i still do shit, but i'm kind of a bare minimum kind of du.

mass, please describe your normal daily routine.

[evisu 2000]

I'm not good at anything

shit me neither (and i don't agree wit police either)

[evisu 2000]

mass, please describe your normal daily routine.

shit shave shower

[mrchariybrown]

I hate the fact that I'm asian.

[dismalfuture]

at which point do you first log into superfuture? and don't even fuckin lie to me about that shaving bit, you're asian.

[dismalfuture]

I hate the fact that I'm asian.

alright bro, we can help you bro, welcome to the house of alpha omega delta. please grab a can of keystone and unzip your pants bro.

[evisu 2000]

at which point do you first log into superfuture? and don't even fuckin lie to me about that shaving bit, you're asian.

pretty much right after i check my emails. ask fuuma i got more facial hair than he does.

[marie]

I'm not anything

fixed.

is now relevant for me.

[Astérix]

Mass...I feel you on the minimalism. I tend to do shit just to "get by"

BUT, it's a pain in the ass a year down the road when you realize that you should have done more instead of just "getting by"

[dismalfuture]

i haven't gotten any exciting personal emails for like a month now. I have not really talked to any of my corny real life friends on AIM for a long time either. I am doing the internet bare minimum really, this website, 2 fluff blogs i read, and I browse vintage car listings.

[mrchariybrown]

alright bro, we can help you bro, welcome to the house of alpha omega delta. please grab a can of keystone and unzip your pants bro.

that might make it worse.. way too many of them at my school are in the "asian frat".. they actually came up to me and asked me to join. seriously.

[dismalfuture]

lonely men doing the bare minimum in life, unite! I thought i was getting somewhere with my keystyle battle raps but that has died off i'm afraid.

[evisu 2000]

sometimes i wish i went to college

[dismalfuture]

mrchariybrown, what the fuck is your problem? if you don't like this incarnation, you can always buy a bottle of sleeping pills or something.

[dismalfuture]

I wish i went to college too. and I was enrolled for 5.5 years.

[evisu 2000]

i dropped out after one semester :( :(

[headcoat]

I hate the fact that I'm asian.

Why?

What would you rather be?

What aspects of your asianness do you hate?

You guys are a pretty sad bunch of tossers. I'm guessing you arent Korean so you have some of those inferior, washed-out asian genes.

[salaryman]

I wish i went to college too. and I was enrolled for 5.5 years.

Dismal, what kind of school did you go to? Lot of asians or no?

[dismalfuture]

you and Clopek are kindred spirits.

It was looking pretty bad for me after one semester, I'd already gotten and gotten rid of some girl, stayed pretty drunk, figured that classes were all going to be TA'ed by Ukranians who couldn't speak English and therefore did not attend, and I smoked a lot of bud with the son of one of Obama's possible Vice Presidential selections, because he had a Roor bong and a playstation with a projector, and BEAN BAGS.

[mrchariybrown]

Why?

What would you rather be?

What aspects of your asianness do you hate?

You guys are a pretty sad bunch of tossers. I'm guessing you arent Korean so you have some of those inferior, washed-out asian genes.

actually, I'm a full-blooded korean..

I'd rather be german or something along those lines

[dismalfuture]

Dismal, what kind of school did you go to? Lot of asians or no?

i went to a few different schools. in my senior year of HS i'd gotten a Martin 000-1 and was going to travel around, etc. I graduated and took a trip to Seoul the next day, drank a lot of beer and chased a lot of girls and decided I was gonna figure out a way to go to college there. So I enrolled in some wack ass night school on a US army base in the middle of Seoul, took a class there. I called my dad and said things were alright, i was gonna go to college, and I just needed about 20 grand to start me off right. He said to come home.

So I'm back home in August, I look at what I'd applied to that winter before, and it turns out not much. I'd gotten good test scores, walked with a good GPA, I just didn't really want to go to college. I got full rides to about 3 schools and then tuition only deals from the others, so i kind of turned it over to my mom. My mom dropped me off at the orientation for state school, one of those overnight campus tour jobs, I got down there and met some Korean girl, chinee girl, and a pinay who were all excited about going to college, so I was like 'fuck, me too, I'll see you in September' and that was that.

September rolls around, my dad packs all my stuff up and drives me to my dorm on the first day of the dorms opening, we leave at 7am and make it by 9am, which is right when they opened up the doors. My dad signs in and gets my keys, helps me take all my stuff upstairs, and then says 'bye' and walks off within 5 minutes, with my keys in his pocket. I'm running down College Ave. after my dad who has my keys, and he's not looking in his rearview mirror and gunning it down the street. I caught up with him at the next intersection. Yeah, that was my entrance to college.

blah blah blah, as i mentioned in my previous post, that all went on for about 4 semesters, I dabbled in various majors, various girls, hung out with various wanksters and made some friends, and decided I wanted to see more Korean girls, so I signed up to study abroad. Lo and behold, my school just set up an exchange for Ewha Women's University, the largest all-women's university in the world. No one else wanted to go, so it was all green lights for me.

I was supposed to do the women's college bit for a semester, just blow off some steam. Somehow that turned out to be 2.5 years and like 70 hours of passes given to me by my 25 year old korean girl lecturers on an all pass/fail system. It was like 10 guys and 25,000 girls, so it was tough to leave. Anyhow, I feel like that was really my college experience, the 2.5 years where I actually went to class and studied what I wanted to.

Came back eventually, went back to state school, got drunk some more and complained a lot, grabbed my degree, got back out of there. I walked with like 144 credits, so I'm thinking i will go back and get another degree in something else before my window closes. Maybe study abroad again, different women's college. I kept asking to go back to Ewha each year for the past 3 years, but they weren't gonna let me back in unless I was enrolled somewhere else, so I'll have to figure something new out.

I am essentially the Asian Van Wilder.

[bouwnt]

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