superconfessional

[2000dB]

do you now feel as though you never satisfied her, and that's why she has fucking frankendildo? i would, were i you.

nah, I don't at all. she likes vibrators too much.

[ExileOnMainSt]

^^ I wonder what that cornucopia shaped joint next to the weirdly skinny ribbed dildo is?

The Sailor moon character on the bottle of lube is kind of suspect too

Overall, all of those objects are non conventional masturbatory accessories, plz send me your exs msn info. thx

[2000dB]

^^ I wonder what that cornucopia shaped joint next to the weirdly skinny ribbed dildo is?

The Sailor moon character on the bottle of lube is kind of suspect too

Overall, all of those objects are non conventional masturbatory accessories, plz send me your exs msn info. thx

it's a horse dildo and the green giant dildo with a textured ballsack.

[Guest Phrost]

the anime lube is quite unsettling next to the alien tenctacle contraption(s)..........

moar?

[freecat]

considering the vagina depth, this dildo is 3/4 useless

[broneck]

you clearly haven't factored the anus into the equation.

[freecat]

in this case it's a bowel sweeper

[travisio]

i'm pretty sure the size is a bit of an illusion. unless that's a shampoo-sized bottle of lube with a business-card sized price tag, i don't think it's actually that big.

ok maybe i'm exaggerating a little bit but i don't think it's that grotesquely oversized.

[inaya]

I need a CWG to play with.

you're better than this.

[joey_formal]

cwg's are absurd i get a kick out of them, watching them in action at a bar is like going to the monkey house at the zoo, never know whats gonna happen but you know its gonna be entertaining.

[Guest Phrost]

fact: a world without cwgs would make happy hour much less entertaining

[evisu 2000]

cwgs are awesome (5).

[joey_formal]

lib and i observed a table of hollisters last night as always extremely entertaining. a wealth of stupidity at that table.

[Liberation1945]

always in packs...like wolves dude...

confession: no snitchin

[evisu 2000]

always in packs...like wolves dude...

confession: no snitchin

just like asian bitches.

[joey_formal]

hahaha no snitchin loose lips sink ships

[knucks]

I don't know what you guys have against cwgs...that's dating material here in the midwest

[skiniks]

wait... you date corny white girls?

[Liberation1945]

dont have anything against anything my dude, i'm just mad that i might have to cop some abercrombie soon feel me?

[ExileOnMainSt]

I don't know what you guys have against cwgs...that's dating material here in the midwest

fuck that

CWGs are dating material in your area (ann arbor, troy-ish) because that's all you got

Canadian bitches are way classier, but mind you, they don't put out nearly as much as the CWGs in Michigan

[knucks]

I'll take CWGs over long distance relationships, though.

[julzkind]

confession: my best friend is a corny white girl.

i've also told her this.

[evisu 2000]

i want to move to michigan.

[Liberation1945]

but yo if i were you id be happy with cwgs too you a muscular dude and they eat that shit up. you good my dude.

if i werent a nerdy skinny asian dude maybe id have some cwgs at my feet too. =*(

[knucks]

oh word word, gotta play the part playa

[skiniks]

knucks is as corny as they come.

[knucks]

yeah bra i don't need them abercrombie steez

[joey_formal]

ive got no problems with cwgs i love them but i get serious entertainment outta them. yo lib we should hit up ambercrombie and then go out again and see what kinda results come from it. its like a sociology experiment

[Liberation1945]

but yo if i were you id be happy with cwgs too you a muscular dude and they eat that shit up. you good my dude.

if i werent a nerdy skinny asian dude maybe id have some cwgs at my feet too. =*(

that self deprecation shit aint cool my nig, fucks wrong with you take that shit to fadetoblack land cmon.

[knucks]

joey how long you in nyc for? did you move, wtf did i miss