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you could buy a postage stamp and send me a picture...

I want to send you something good. I will set a deadline for this weekend. I need to be working on stuff anyway.

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i mean i want to fuck her but i dont want her thinking im gonna cuddle and shit

its only gay if you cuddle after... god, this whole story had me in stitches.

hammy, i thought she was panamanian or some shit, can you be panamanian and still be a cwg?

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Now you've got me cravin' a krystal burger to see how it compares to the whitecastle. Can't say ive had the opportunity to try. i love burgers. all burgers.

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can you rotate it in a circle motion without using your hands? that would be impressive.

even better...

cock push-ups

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I was talking masturbation with my ex last night on msn and she sent me this pic.... and Im unsettled by it a bit.

it's loooooooooong

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do you now feel as though you never satisfied her, and that's why she has fucking frankendildo? i would, were i you.

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do you now feel as though you never satisfied her, and that's why she has fucking frankendildo? i would, were i you.

nah, I don't at all. she likes vibrators too much.

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^^ I wonder what that cornucopia shaped joint next to the weirdly skinny ribbed dildo is?

The Sailor moon character on the bottle of lube is kind of suspect too

Overall, all of those objects are non conventional masturbatory accessories, plz send me your exs msn info. thx

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^^ I wonder what that cornucopia shaped joint next to the weirdly skinny ribbed dildo is?

The Sailor moon character on the bottle of lube is kind of suspect too

Overall, all of those objects are non conventional masturbatory accessories, plz send me your exs msn info. thx

it's a horse dildo and the green giant dildo with a textured ballsack.

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the anime lube is quite unsettling next to the alien tenctacle contraption(s)..........

moar?

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considering the vagina depth, this dildo is 3/4 useless

:D

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