superconfessional

[DüM]

does this mean that to every girl gargling them, they taste like cinnamon hearts? or better yet, cinnamon toast crunch??

the soap definitely does not taste like cinnamon. maybe I should use real cinnamon, or just sugar?

[Guest Phrost]

dolly i like the way your braining (нет homo)

[geekbonchic]

I'm going to go pick up my check. And then come home and try to make some layouts that don't look like I spent one day on them.

P.S. I'm only spending one day on them.

[gramps]

I have no money and I just copped those CeePeez. Whoops.

[bouwnt]

did you get them on the revolve sale at least?

today: i kind of miss calves girl.

clopek gimme an amen.

[broneck]

HAHAHAHA amen!!! find that jpeg!!

[High Monika]

I want to see calves girl.

Clopek: thanks for the advice.

DUM: really appreciate that video. Thanks for keeping it positive. Once I find something that owns my heart, it'll own my time and career. (must spread rep...)

[Guest chemi]

everyone should utilize my Omar smilie.

[hamburglar]

edited

i mean how can i make this any more clear to her. I AINT YO MAN!!!

[wesc]

^ damn we can make some ill ass porno flix with this called hamburglar's "adventures" f'serious.

costume from icon is a must.

[salaryman]

i mean how can i make this any more clear to her. I AINT YO MAN!!!

Maybe its just me, but I'd probably stary by not going to parties with her/sticking my penis inside her/lhaving threesomes with her friend/slapping her around like a wife/answering her texts.

[hamburglar]

i mean i want to fuck her but i dont want her thinking im gonna cuddle and shit

[geekbonchic]

Members of the fairer sex often are under the assumption that the former naturally leads to the latter.

[jeepster]

shit man, get yourself checked. If this girls loose and you got someone elses load on your tip, somethin aint right.

[bouwnt]

i doubt that was another boy's silly sauce; she probably just has a yeast infection.

[salaryman]

convo continued.

*********: and sorry about the other day in the shower, I got it checked out and the doctor said if I eat a lot of garlic it should help clear up the yeast infection

teamhamburglar: really? won't that make your box smell tho?

teamhamburlglar: are you even sure that wasn't you ex's juice leftover anyway?

*********: I told you I'm sure! I never let him cum inside like that., I wouldn't disrespect you like that.

teamhamburglar: good, because what did I tell you about that?

*********: *sighs* YOU'RE my man.

teamhamburglar: that's right baby, that's right.

*********: see you tonight.

[hamburglar]

lol.

im very glad that when i get drunk i still remember to put on a rubber

[bouwnt]

teamhamburglar: good, because what did I tell you about that?

*********: *sighs* YOU'RE my man.

teamhamburglar: that's right baby, that's right.

*********: see you tonight.

lul'd softly

[billy.]

i'm about 70%

put the threeway on youporn

[salaami]

i confess, i took a shit in an abandoned building today. its my mothers property, and we were gutting out/reframing the joint, but the plumbing isnt installed yet, so i had to go for what i know. 1 plastic bag, some mcdonalds napkins, and some leftover ice later, i was fine. now i appreciate modern plumbing.

[fadingblue]

I'm about 60%

[azn8oi]

well, shit. if you didnt mention the leftover ice, i wouldnt have even thought about the fact that you didnt wash your hands with soap. keep it detailed.

[gas prices kill]

I have recently recovered from acute tonsillitis (shit was not a good look:(). I had to cut out eating healthy for about 2 weeks, but I'm slowly getting back on the ball.

I've been drinking water like mad and eating nothing but homemade sandwiches and oatmeal though. That and running 2 miles/day.

I have realized that sufu is full of knowledge

[DüM]

well, shit. if you didnt mention the leftover ice, i wouldnt have even thought about the fact that you didnt wash your hands with soap. keep it detailed.

I thought this was referring to hamburglars confession. I laughed.

[flex0r]

lamprey nipples, both fake and real, are making me sick to the stomach. and it was hours ago that i looked at them.

[Lab]

i sure it was her exs cz she showed up at my house with hella weed and hes a dealer

update:

r*******: hey u wanna come to this party tonight

r*******: its gonna be hott

teamhamburglar: where

r*******: at kelseys again

teamhamburglar: ya sure whos going

r*******: just like 7 or 8 people

teamhamburglar: y so few

r*******: cz its a different kinda party

r*******:

teamhamburglar: ?

r*******: it will be like the other night but with more ppl

r*******: and we have hella blow

i thought it read "krystals" instead of "kelseys"

and i got excited

gosh that stuff gets me stiffer than a south side morgue

[inaya]

i thought it read "krystals" instead of "kelseys"

and i got excited

gosh that stuff gets me stiffer than a south side morgue

haha I knew it was you who made this post before I looked at the avatar. krystals drunk breakfasts ftfw

[broneck]

aite so ive been fucking this cwg for a little while now and shes starting to get clingy. i dont like her at all. we went to hang out one day and it was so akward that i pretended to be hungover to avoid talking about the tv shows. so i go to partys with this girl and we fuck thats basically it. but like 3 nights ago she drunk dials her ex and he comes to the party (shes my ticket back home btw) and she fucks him, im drunk and horny so i fuck her friend. the next night she get hyphy that i fucked her friend then she gets drunk and starts making out with her friend, then with me. so one thing lead to another and bam 3 sum. but after we are all laying in bed and she asks her friend "howd you like my man" at this point im drunk enough to slap her. which i did. only after saying "i aint yo man" i left the room to sleep down stairs. so today she texts me asking me what im doing and i text back saying im about to take a shower and she asks if she can join. so we fuck in the shower and i pull out to change possitions and i notice theres someone elses load all over my dick. so im fucking a dirty girl. then after we are watching tv and she has the nerve to ask "we are exclusive right?"

i mean how can i make this any more clear to her. I AINT YO MAN!!!

um. wat.

[inaya]

tl;dr

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[DüM]

I copped a credit card.

If I start buying lots of Bless someone please come to help me.