superconfessional

[mr fluffernutter]

I am sunburnt, exhausted, and I just got back from the emergency room for 2nd degree burns on my left hand from a lawnmower. Ah, the joys of a manual labor job..

you'll never model (hands) again ... horrible

[azn8oi]

you only need 1 hand to model an iphone.

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lately i've been thinking about leaving my job/company to do something totally undefined and unstructured (not working for a corporate company). i feel like most people around my age are "raised" thinking that they need to work in a real company to feel like they have financial/job security or to be on a career path. an oppurtunity was recently presented to me...

yeah that working up the corporate ladder thing is just a bunch of baloney in my eyes...i been there and i've never felt like more of a stranger than in that kind of place. Some people have the personality for it, but I don't think it's the only way to success. Especially if you're an individualist with a strong sense of self, it's a hard environment to be in as it forces you to compromise that for the greater good. Ever since I left I been doin some other gigs that are more up my alley...i like to write, come up with ideas/brainstorm and research stuff since its what ive been doing in college anyway as an anthro major, and i find i am still able to use my skills productively while making good contacts for future ventures. It's all about finding the right fit for your personality and what you're good at, and be open to new ideas/meeting people from anywhere because you never know when those connects will come into use in the event you wanna branch out further. No use toiling away at Goldman Sachs if you dread going to the office every morning...

[newaesthetic]

Big one:

My girl and I have been having a bit of a rough-patch lately, but it's mostly been down to stress (family-related for me, work for her). Things have been getting better the past month and a bit, except the past week which was a disaster. Anyways, last weekend my ex had invited me to go shopping with her in Toronto. I had told my girlfriend I didn't plan on going because we had plans for a concert later that evening, and a friend was coming from out of town, so I was planning on hanging with him. He was sick, so I decided that instead of being bored, I would go with the ex. I decided this after the gf was asleep, so I couldn't tell her of the changed plans.

Fast forward a week, we get into a major argument because she felt I had purposely mislead her so that I could see my ex. Absolutely untrue, but fair enough, I see it. There's been a douchey ex that has been constantly making advances on her, and sends her texts late at night. I've brought it up and it's always swept away as me being paranoid.

So... her job's draining, so I took care of her applications for school this year (she graduated from college and is looking at uni courses). I therefore have access to her email. There were some problems with it, so I had to do some things and email some schools. I logged in and saw an odd few emails. I looked into them... and it's comparing both of our ex's. In particular, how attractive she finds him (guido) and how she might just drop her current boyfriend for him. This has been after she's told me she could never, ever have a relationship with the guy...

Oh Sufu, what to do?

[mrip]

SUPAMAN DAT HOE.

[libel]

Big one:

My girl and I have been having a bit of a rough-patch lately, but it's mostly been down to stress (family-related for me, work for her). Things have been getting better the past month and a bit, except the past week which was a disaster. Anyways, last weekend my ex had invited me to go shopping with her in Toronto. I had told my girlfriend I didn't plan on going because we had plans for a concert later that evening, and a friend was coming from out of town, so I was planning on hanging with him. He was sick, so I decided that instead of being bored, I would go with the ex. I decided this after the gf was asleep, so I couldn't tell her of the changed plans.

Fast forward a week, we get into a major argument because she felt I had purposely mislead her so that I could see my ex. Absolutely untrue, but fair enough, I see it. There's been a douchey ex that has been constantly making advances on her, and sends her texts late at night. I've brought it up and it's always swept away as me being paranoid.

So... her job's draining, so I took care of her applications for school this year (she graduated from college and is looking at uni courses). I therefore have access to her email. There were some problems with it, so I had to do some things and email some schools. I logged in and saw an odd few emails. I looked into them... and it's comparing both of our ex's. In particular, how attractive she finds him (guido) and how she might just drop her current boyfriend for him. This has been after she's told me she could never, ever have a relationship with the guy...

Oh Sufu, what to do?

confront her! i mean, seriously- level headed-ly of course. that's not cool. sure, you probably shouldn't have looked at these e-mails but your suspicions came to be justified. just be blunt: "do you want to be with me or that guido mother fucker" because at this point, you guys are just wasting each others' time. my sympathies :/

[jeepster]

there was a student awards ceremony today at school. while i agree that most of the kids called should've received awards, i was disappointed that a few kids, notorious for bullshitting their way through everything, were receiving awards. i didn't get one because my GPA and grades throughout my four years have been less than stellar and i don't have much extracirricular credit going for me, but i felt i should've at least gotten the community service one (if not also the journalism one), considering it was handed out to a kid who only had that much community service under his belt from being arrested. my school is fucking dumb.

i'm so glad its almost over.

[bill]

only one more final...

[geekbonchic]

This has been such a terrible hangover. But I expect that tomorrow morning's will be even worse.

[cinderella]

Big one:

Oh Sufu, what to do?

Talk to her about it. She might have been mad at you when she wrote it or something, so it could end up being nothing, just some iffy judgment on her part.

It also isnt like you're hardcore snooping on her stuff, she must have given you access to her account if you are sending emails for her, so dont be to embarassed about reading them.

[Blicero]

My parents are staying in my apartment for a few days, so I haven't been able to even furtively fap since Monday.

I'm getting all weird and jittery.

[gotothebathroom]

thanks.

another user added to my ignore list.

This is the worst thing you can do to me because now I don't even have the opportunity to defend myself. You are like the cruel mother who punishes her children by being emotionally absent for weeks after even the slightest transgression. I would rather you openly hate on me than this, nothing could be worse, I cannot survive without your attention whether it be good or bad I need it.

At this point imagine me tugging at your skirt while you are doing the dishes asking you to braid my hair over and over and you do not even turn you head, minutes later you walk outside to do some gardening and as I attempt to follow you out you quickly shut the door behind you and I start crying and you garden angrily.

[inaya]

My parents are staying in my apartment for a few days, so I haven't been able to even furtively fap since Monday.

I'm getting all weird and jittery.

shower?

1234

[bill]

saw my ex today

she was with her b/f who cant dress for shit and he's horrible

she hugged me and kissed her b/f 5 seconds after

it was pretty awkward

edit: i love this thread

[Egpt]

saw my ex today

she was with her b/f who cant dress for shit and he's horrible

she hugged me and kissed her b/f 5 seconds after

it was pretty awkward

she is totally leaving him for you

[Guest what job]

Big one:

My girl and I have been having a bit of a rough-patch lately, but it's mostly been down to stress (family-related for me, work for her). Things have been getting better the past month and a bit, except the past week which was a disaster. Anyways, last weekend my ex had invited me to go shopping with her in Toronto. I had told my girlfriend I didn't plan on going because we had plans for a concert later that evening, and a friend was coming from out of town, so I was planning on hanging with him. He was sick, so I decided that instead of being bored, I would go with the ex. I decided this after the gf was asleep, so I couldn't tell her of the changed plans.

Fast forward a week, we get into a major argument because she felt I had purposely mislead her so that I could see my ex. Absolutely untrue, but fair enough, I see it. There's been a douchey ex that has been constantly making advances on her, and sends her texts late at night. I've brought it up and it's always swept away as me being paranoid.

So... her job's draining, so I took care of her applications for school this year (she graduated from college and is looking at uni courses). I therefore have access to her email. There were some problems with it, so I had to do some things and email some schools. I logged in and saw an odd few emails. I looked into them... and it's comparing both of our ex's. In particular, how attractive she finds him (guido) and how she might just drop her current boyfriend for him. This has been after she's told me she could never, ever have a relationship with the guy...

Oh Sufu, what to do?

get rid of her, b

you know your ex looks better anyways

[keagan]

This is the worst thing you can do to me because now I don't even have the opportunity to defend myself. You are like the cruel mother who punishes her children by being emotionally absent for weeks after even the slightest transgression. I would rather you openly hate on me than this, nothing could be worse, I cannot survive without your attention whether it be good or bad I need it.

At this point imagine me tugging at your skirt while you are doing the dishes asking you to braid my hair over and over and you do not even turn you head, minutes later you walk outside to do some gardening and as I attempt to follow you out you quickly shut the door behind you and I start crying and you garden angrily.

this was great. A+

[mr fluffernutter]

also intensely creepy

[Blicero]

shower?

1234

Terrible grip.

[bill]

she is totally leaving him for you

i think that she left me for him (back in jan.)

and your comment made me laugh

[mellowbonsai]

thanks.

another user added to my ignore list.

his first story about bears and fish was phenomenal, everyone dips into mediocrity at times

just wait, gotothebathroom will deliver another smash hit for the summer

[mr fluffernutter]

Hes a talented poster. I like his older stuff more

[jimmyc]

Thanks for all the Happy Birthdays!

I just now figured out how so many people knew.

[Servo2000]

I just now figured out how so many people knew.

Somebody snitched.

[junglejane]

happy Bday Jimmy!! hugs!

[salaryman]

there was a student awards ceremony today at school.

I won the reading award in second grade. I was so proud that after school I ran home to show the yellow certificate to my parents. They weren't there yet, so I waited all day in the kitchen with Rosario until they got home from work.

When they arrived I was unable to control my excitement and certificate in hand, I immediately jumped up and ran toward them to show them my achievement. Unfortunately Rosalinda had spilled flour all over the linoleum floor and everything went black as my face smashed first into the marble countertop and was them nearly impaled on my shiny new optimus prime.

From that day forward I stopped eating mexican food, reading books, and loving my parents.

[newaesthetic]

confront her! i mean, seriously- level headed-ly of course. that's not cool. sure, you probably shouldn't have looked at these e-mails but your suspicions came to be justified. just be blunt: "do you want to be with me or that guido mother fucker" because at this point, you guys are just wasting each others' time. my sympathies :/

...Unfortunately, couldn't today. Her family's house is pretty small, and everybody is all sitting in the living room. That and it was a group of us today. Not much to do until the weekend...

Talk to her about it. She might have been mad at you when she wrote it or something, so it could end up being nothing, just some iffy judgment on her part.

It also isnt like you're hardcore snooping on her stuff, she must have given you access to her account if you are sending emails for her, so dont be to embarassed about reading them.

That's nice to hear, because I felt guilty, especially given the recent "trust issue" about my ex. I do want to think it's just her being mad and it meaning nothing, but I feel like talking about it could just blow it up. So I'm kinda torn, and as mentioned, I've gotta wait a few days anyways...

get rid of her, b

you know your ex looks better anyways

Heh. Ex is a myspace-whore, dropped out of... I believe grade 9, maybe grade 10, and has pulled fake preggo scares. No high school in the city would even take her back. Batshit insane is an understatement. Claims to have cleaned up but is still bouncing between guys and unemployed.

Note to self: Must tell entertaining stories of crazy ex at some point.

[jpgm]

I won the reading award in second grade. I was so proud that after school I ran home to show the yellow certificate to my parents. They weren't there yet, so I waited all day in the kitchen with Rosario until they got home from work.

When they arrived I was unable to control my excitement and certificate in hand, I immediately jumped up and ran toward them to show them my achievement. Unfortunately Rosalinda had spilled flour all over the linoleum floor and everything went black as my face smashed first into the marble countertop and them was nearly impaled on my shiny new optimus prime.

From that day forward I stopped eating mexican food, reading books, and loving my parents.

if rosario was in the kitchen, and rosalinda was cleaning up the flour, where the hell was consuelo....?!? :eek:

[geekbonchic]

Dusting in the foyer.

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what happened to your knees?

i think you can get away with like a 2 inch heel...i've heard from foot doctors that it's good to wear shoes with a slight heel, but whether that's more for your overall posture/back/whatever or your knees i have no idea