superconfessional

[sawn-off chef]

that is a shitty excuse, wish i could plus rep.

hendodo, i was moonwalking last night but it was under a whole different set of circumstances.

[Guest on-display]

lol i know but she bought it

[sawn-off chef]

i wish i could neg rep her

[bouwnt]

i wish i could find a girl like her

still waters run deep.

[TransparentCranium]

Was in a position where I could have cheated on my girl last night. Absolutely drunk as hell. Didn't. I hate human nature and the instinct to spread the seed. I'd never act on it, but I'd rather not have it at all.

[eeriegardlessly]

i'm really starting hate old women teachers. young ones tend to be attractive and most of the male teachers in my school are pretty laid back, but this bitch is so damn uptight. she wouldn't let me get the jacket i left in class, because it would disrupt her 2 person class, and i had to wait outside for 20 minutes because the classroom was on the top floor and i wasn't going to go down to do something and then go back up.

[sistersuzie]

Was in a position where I could have cheated on my girl last night. Absolutely drunk as hell. Didn't. I hate human nature and the instinct to spread the seed. I'd never act on it, but I'd rather not have it at all.

"if i exorcise my devils, well my angels may leave too..."

instincts are indubitably human, but mind control makes you stronger, refine your essence.

bones always hurt when you're growing up

[TransparentCranium]

i'm really starting hate old women teachers. young ones tend to be attractive and most of the male teachers in my school are pretty laid back, but this bitch is so damn uptight. she wouldn't let me get the jacket i left in class, because it would disrupt her 2 person class, and i had to wait outside for 20 minutes because the classroom was on the top floor and i wasn't going to go down to do something and then go back up.

Walk in, take jacket, walk out. I assume she doesn't lock the door for a class. That would be weird.

[eeriegardlessly]

na i opened the door, the jacket was like pretty far into the class, i was like "excuse me" and she basically said "get the fuck out."

when she left the classroom she said don't disrupt people's classes, even other teachers don't disrupt people's classes (not true)

[suicide]

i'm sympathetic because i lose shit all the time, but that's your fuck up right there.

i'd never just walk into a class that was in progress unannounced.

[eeriegardlessly]

i knocked and opened the door...

[Sayword]

after 24 years I still don't understand my moms. she's so confusing.

[bouwnt]

bet u understand why daddy leff tho

[Sayword]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

[bouwnt]

she say she want sum maarvin Gaye, sum lutha vandross, a little

Anita.....will deffy set this party off right

[azn8oi]

R U GONNA B R U GONNA B R U GONNA B R U GONNA B????

WELL WELL WELL WELL WELLLLLLl

[billy.]

al green haaaaaaah

al green hooooooooh yeah

[billy.]

she got a light skinned friend look like michael jackson

she got a dark skinned friend look like michael jackson

fuuuuckkkk

[CUTUP]

I should really be finishing off some cadd plans, but I am here

The pull of steezy goods is too strong

[julzkind]

If and when their dad gets his shit together and his wife comes back, they are all going to live with him.

This is not selfish, is it? I want to live alone. Just once.

[neptunecitylocal]

This is not selfish, is it? I want to live alone. Just once.

Living in your own organized mess without domestic restraint and oppression and not having unwanted hands around to touch your shit shouldn't be selfish.

If that is selfish, I am the most selfish person in the world.

[my gym shorts]

Dude I've got this cat that's so needy too. Pisses me off so much. Eats food, whines for more food and doesn't give me anything in return.

Now my dog on the other hand... He's the posterchild for dogs all over the world. What a lovable guy.

dogs > cats

im sticking to reptiles, they stay in the box right where i can keep my eyes on them

[haploid]

What kinda reptile you got du?

[stayhandsome]

thinks thanksgiving should be called pranksgiving due to the true nature of the subject. the white man arrives, the natives show him how to live on the land, the white man tricks the red man to give up his land, the red man is left with his dick in his hands. being 1/8 red man myself i will be pulling pranks as opposed to providing thanks for this land of litter.

[Hendodo]

i really dont like turkey much. Thanksgiving is one of the only times i eat it (other than lunch meat turkey).

[azn8oi]

Alton Brown says that you don't like turkey because you didn't brine it.

[Hendodo]

^ hey, i still have a chance.. he says it only takes like 6-12 hrs to brine

[Leonard Leroy]

two things:

-When you said girlfriend, you actually meant your girlfriend... shit i'm sorry, girl!

-I'm a magnet for blondes with issues

[my gym shorts]

What kinda reptile you got du?

i have a leopard gecko and a corn snake..

i wish i had a ball python but my uncle breeds corn snakes so i just got hooked up for free. same with the gecko she was given to me by my cousin

[DrMoBueno]

super thanksgiving, superfuture

see you when i see you