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yes!!!!!!!1eleven11 pleasing internet douches like you is my #1 priority.

suce une graine.

jesus dude, you're a wanker beyond any shadow of a doubt.

serious business, this conversation has become.

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jesus dude, you're a wanker beyond any shadow of a doubt.

serious business, this conversation has become.

do you want me to take tagged pictures of me holding her tetas while wearing cloak jeans and DBSS shoes?

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do you want me to take tagged pictures of me holding her tetas while wearing cloak jeans and DBSS shoes?

are you really as offended as I am taking you to be? Honestly dude, I'm messing with you, please try to not be as offended as you seem to be, just fuckin witcha.

calm down killa

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You brag about getting blown by a girl on lookbook and get mad when your weak explanation gets called out. YOU'RE a moron.

if i wanted to brag to get props i would have posted pics dont you think?

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You brag about getting blown by a girl on lookbook and get mad when your weak explanation gets called out. YOU'RE a moron.

he wasn't even bragging though

du never got to hit it

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tomorrow i have to rub noses with about 50 people

at least there will be food after

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i'm in the same boat mass, i have plenty of one week hobbies and then just get bored after like a day. nothing really keeps my attention or interests me anymore. same problem, yes?

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i find i have a passing interest in about a million things, but am not really deeply interested in anything in particular.

Have you seen the simpsons episode about lisa having the same problem? Do what she did and go into astronomy

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i find i have a passing interest in about a million things, but am not really deeply interested in anything in particular.

You should become a consultant.

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feel bad:

all three of us got strippers numbers tonight but i know im the only one who will claim the prize.

i tried to tell those fucks.

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feel bad:

all three of us got strippers numbers tonight but i know im the only one who will claim the prize.

i tried to tell those fucks.

Ur an idiot.

Strippers give their number out all the time.

They just want you to spend money on them and then go back to their "work" so you can spend more money.

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Ur an idiot.

Strippers give their number out all the time.

They just want you to spend money on them and then go back to their "work" so you can spend more money.

what i like about this is that at least all cards are on the table

i guess this dude isn't good at reading cards though

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Is "claiming the prize" supposed to be a good thing with a girl who exposes herself for a living.

Higher your standards, sad...

i find i have a passing interest in about a million things, but am not really deeply interested in anything in particular.
Don't lie to yourself, you do go beneath the surface, and you know a shitload more than a lot of people I know thrown together in a room, so if you feel you're not interested enough in just one thing, start using the fact that you know so much about so many things, It's valuable to certain people, if you know what I'm saying...

edit: fuck, said the exact same thing as Rajio did a couple posts before, errrr....

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(since I cant access random thoughts)

woke up with blood on my sheets and scars on my back.

I think I missed something yesterday night..

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i'm in one of my goddamn brooding moods again and i don't know what to do to get out. fuck this shit. haven't been this moody since high school

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are you really as offended as I am taking you to be? Honestly dude, I'm messing with you, please try to not be as offended as you seem to be, just fuckin witcha.

calm down killa

youre just mad cause i one upped your 6''7' jew ass. lame niggas like you gets no love.

im in nyc in june, come talk shit to me in person so i can crack a 40 right where you should wear your kippah.

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Last night there was two hedgehogs doing this loud 'snuffling' noise outside my bedroom window? I went out and tried to do the, yaaahhh, yaaah, move along you little weirdos..but they balled up. Ended up rolling them down the garden with a stick so they could snuffle away out of earshot. Maybe they were shagging? My old flatmates dog used to attack them, he would come back inside with 4 or 5 hedgehog prongs stuck in his face like extra whiskers, haha.

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do you want me to take tagged pictures of me holding her tetas while wearing cloak jeans and DBSS shoes?

i want to see these pictures

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Ur an idiot.

Strippers give their number out all the time.

They just want you to spend money on them and then go back to their "work" so you can spend more money.

you must not be any good at it--

i've had mucho success taking strippers numbers and sealing the deal later.

actually if i think about it my number to nail ratio is highest with strippers

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