superconfessional

[nicotine]

my mom and i got into a fight after she punched me in the face for no good reason

p.s. she's bipolar and refuses to treat it

(and i guess a 72 is better than nothing but i smoke them in a minute)

[gfunkdocta]

here's a tissue, u got issues.

[nicotine]

eh, no tissues necessary

this shit's been going on for years

im used to it

[NatseOklim]

On the subject of dreams, I never remember mine but the only bad dream I CAN remember, was getting chased by werewolves when I was a kid, and when I tried to run it was like I was running in jelly.

[juliaN.]

here's a tissue, u got issues.

or do what Brando did

fuck the pain away

[dismalfuture]

Age 27, can't fuck more than 3 or 4 times a night anymore. Feeling oversexed lately anyway. Gonna sleep alone tonight and can't even bring myself to fap.

[cuddlysheep]

^^ maybe you need a cougar in your life

[dismalfuture]

I got one. WIth E cups and like a 22" waist. She makes J porn sounds in bed. I don't think I have a single sperm left in my body these days.

[suicide]

^^ maybe you need a cougar in your life

saw a girl with a "cuggar" vanity plate last night.

[wesc]

I got one. WIth E cups and like a 22" waist. She makes J porn sounds in bed. I don't think I have a single sperm left in my body these days.

pics or didnt happen. E cups 22" wut.

pm me dat shizz dismaa

[capa]

I'm having crazy anxiety right now cuz this guy just emailed me saying the boots I sold him on ebay have a flaw on them and they were brand new. I'm afraid he'll try to dispute it or some shit and I won't get my money...also fuck Gilt Groupe and impulse buying cuz now I have to ship back what I bought from them and have store fucking credit, sitting around until they get something worth buying.

godammit. and my roommates friend is staying in our room for two days which isn't that bad but on top of this, is putting me in a terrible mood. oh and they invited their other friend over who just referred to his mom as a "cunt". fuck thisssssss.

[capa]

godammit he just requested a refund. what kind of options do I have in this situation?

[ProfMonnitoff]

^ you're fucked

basically stop selling on ebay

sellers are so fucked

[Lab]

they invited their other friend over who just referred to his mom as a "cunt".

ayo, fuck that guy.

messsed up

back to h&m'in

[capa]

^ you're fucked

basically stop selling on ebay

sellers are so fucked

really? fuck, what is going to happen? The guy said there is a flaw on the boots I sold him but they are distressed leather boots. He did not request any additional pictures at all. what the fuck??!?!

[Billy.Barbados]

really? fuck, what is going to happen? The guy said there is a flaw on the boots I sold him but they are distressed leather boots. He did not request any additional pictures at all. what the fuck??!?!

Take the money and send him the song Life's A Bitch by Nas.

[icandunkonu]

i smiled a little bit when julz followed me on twitter cause i think she's cute

[redgrail]

I can't take a shit without my iphone.

It gets too boring.

[ProfMonnitoff]

i smiled a little bit when julz followed me on twitter cause i think she's cute

A2f3cuUXXRs

[AstroWolf]

My GF and i are fighting about the most stupid shit ever. over and over and over. its getting to be very lame and dominate our relationship. we went over a year and a half with no fights, and now were fighting all the time and its fucking lame.

I had asked her to meet me before five so i could go to the post office, she calls me at 420 and asks when she should be here, if she should leave in to the cold with wet hair or dry her hair. i say forget it, do whatever. now shes mad cause i seem "vauge" and shes over it. really i am the one whos over being seen as something im not, as a fuck tard whos in to controlling everything, if we make plans we made plans, what the fuck?! she hung up on me calling me a jerk.

[redgrail]

Du, if you're fighting over dumb shit like that, chances are there something more fundamentally wrong in the relationship dynamics. Sit her down, have a talk.

[whitney]

My GF and i are fighting about the most stupid shit ever. over and over and over. its getting to be very lame and dominate our relationship. we went over a year and a half with no fights, and now were fighting all the time and its fucking lame.

I had asked her to meet me before five so i could go to the post office, she calls me at 420 and asks when she should be here, if she should leave in to the cold with wet hair or dry her hair. i say forget it, do whatever. now shes mad cause i seem "vauge" and shes over it. really i am the one whos over being seen as something im not, as a fuck tard whos in to controlling everything, if we make plans we made plans, what the fuck?! she hung up on me calling me a jerk.

does she start the most of the fights? redq is probably right about something underlying that shit and she could just be trying to pick a fight in hopes that you somehow MAGICALLY can read her mind and figure out what you did wrong

or she could just be looking for a way out and there's no specific reason like you cheating on her so she's just nit picking on every little thing until you get tired and break it off.

[stayhandsome]

I'm thinking about using my $3,000 tax return to vanish from chicago and move to the west coast or hawaii cause I want to live where mans world and the ocean collide. Eventually buying a motorcycle and tearing ass through the desert on the regs, obviously.

[nicotine]

i approve.

i might go to cali for a couple weeks with my tax return.

it's obv not $3000 but it'll do for like 2 weeks in bev hills.

[6ixes&7evens]

I'm thinking about using my $3,000 tax return to vanish from chicago and move to the west coast or hawaii cause I want to live where mans world and the ocean collide. Eventually buying a motorcycle and tearing ass through the desert on the regs, obviously.

you can come work on the farm with me if you decide to move here. The pay sucks but the life is satisfying out here sometimes:)

[dino might]

i must be a horrible person

i just got my pants from the tailor so i could finally wear my suit.

i unrap my chicken gyro, thinking to myself "shit i hope i dont spill this, ima hold it out far".

a stray clump of lettuce and white sauce is blown onto my pants..

PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO GET WHITE SAUCE OUT OF FUZZY/SOFT WOOL PANTS WITHOUT HAVING TO TAKE IT TO THE DRY CLEANER PLEASE:(:(:(:(:(:

[jeepster]

oxy clean on that bish.

[dino might]

ferreal???????????

[wesc]

PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO GET WHITE SAUCE OUT OF FUZZY/SOFT WOOL PANTS WITHOUT HAVING TO TAKE IT TO THE DRY CLEANER PLEASE:(:(:(:(:

can i put this in my sig ?

[dino might]

ohhh you dick.

sure.

*as long as you tell me how first