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you must not be any good at it--

i've had mucho success taking strippers numbers and sealing the deal later.

actually if i think about it my number to nail ratio is highest with strippers

Why does this surprise you? They're strippers

Posted
youre just mad cause i one upped your 6''7' jew ass. lame niggas like you gets no love.

im in nyc in june, come talk shit to me in person so i can crack a 40 right where you should wear your kippah.

lolwut?

when sufu gets.......SERIOUS.

serious business is serious.

this guy's got me

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'ing pretty hard

u mad doggie?

U MAD?

he mad.

Posted
you must not be any good at it--

i've had mucho success taking strippers numbers and sealing the deal later.

actually if i think about it my number to nail ratio is highest with strippers

Niggah are you fucking dumb?

Great, you paid money to get a woman's number.

That's worse than paying for a prostitute since at least you know 100% you're getting pussy.

Now, you're proud you fuck women that take off their clothes for a living.

You stupid.

Posted
twice this year I have had a dream about a girl I've been trying to forget and then I remember her and it sucks.

twice in the past two months? trust me, that's not bad at all.

Posted
Niggah are you fucking dumb?

Great, you paid money to get a woman's number.

That's worse than paying for a prostitute since at least you know 100% you're getting pussy.

Now, you're proud you fuck women that take off their clothes for a living.

You stupid.

sonnnnnnnnnnnnn'd

Posted
twice this year I have had a dream about a girl I've been trying to forget and then I remember her and it sucks.

the amount of confessionals that contain bitchassness like this is astounding.

Posted
He neg'd me. Called me a peasant because I'm selling something in the Supermarket. Now I'm thinking about pulling it. :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(.

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Interestingly, he pos'd me right before I neg'd him. But I guess since he's got no rep power, it turned out grey. Oh well :\

Posted
Niggah are you fucking dumb?

Great, you paid money to get a woman's number.

That's worse than paying for a prostitute since at least you know 100% you're getting pussy.

Now, you're proud you fuck women that take off their clothes for a living.

You stupid.

wait wait wait

who said i paid anything?

you too serious

Posted
He neg'd me. Called me a peasant because I'm selling something in the Supermarket. Now I'm thinking about pulling it. :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(.

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I negged him when his rep power was 0, now his rep power is like 6 or something - someone has been pos repping him lol.

Posted
HOLY FUCK, it's real!?

it is real.

i don't know a single colorado kid who hasn't been to casa bonita at least once. its like a rite of passage.

Posted
u mad doggie?

U MAD?

he mad.

i love to see you and your boys hatin just like i love to see your favorite lookbook bitches naked.

youre just another jealous weak motherfucker with blue balls.

Posted
i love to see you and your boys hatin just like i love to see your favorite lookbook bitches naked.

youre just another jealous weak motherfucker with blue balls.

truly

oh wait

lolwut

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I am so

butte-hurt

:(

Posted

I didn't know it was still "cool" to get in pissing matches on internet forums. I thought they were considered passe and out of fashion these days.

but dang homie. You got me

with a picture of a baboon with blue balls, no less.

Posted
it is real.

i don't know a single colorado kid who hasn't been to casa bonita at least once. its like a rite of passage.

I haven't ever been, but hopefully I'll get time to go this summer.

Posted
I got my first "friend zone" of the year.

If this is because you've been talking to me recently, I sincerely apologize. I hope it wasn't who I think it is..

Posted

i'm completely wasted and i think i may have hooked up with the girlfriend or ex-girlfriend of a friend of mine, maybe i'll find out something later today when i wake up, this fucking sucks. i didn't have a blackout like this for almost two years.

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