superconfessional

[jeepster]

in all seriousness that was a dream I had at age 4 I wasn't trying to make shit up.

How the hell did you know who Joe Biden was @ 4? I know you're from Pennsylvania and all, but seriously. I didn't know who Biden was until maybe 2007/08

[6ixes&7evens]

How the hell did you know who Joe Biden was @ 4? I know you're from Pennsylvania and all, but seriously. I didn't know who Biden was until maybe 2007/08

you got called out soooooooooooooon

[pieiskewl]

How the hell did you know who Joe Biden was @ 4? I know you're from Pennsylvania and all, but seriously. I didn't know who Biden was until maybe 2007/08

Biden was like a month ago. McDonald was at age 4.

[jeepster]

damn. the only other time with me besides the joe biden one was getting chased by ronald mc donald who was driving the bat mobile and shooting rockets at me.

Biden was like a month ago. McDonald was at age 4.

I see now. Grammar: it is important.

Excuse the mistake.

[sawn-off chef]

no more relying on others to give me security in the future, i should've known better to put any hope into this, i'm starting to feel like all hopes and dreams of childhood are merely that, and will never come true, fuck a reality. i need to get off this fucking coast, i just need to get away.

[pieiskewl]

I see now. Grammar: it is important.

Excuse the mistake.

apology accepted jeepster.

[bouwnt]

apology accepted jeepster.

...

n e g

[Baeyer-Drewson]

apology accepted jeepster.

hahahahaha lol.

chummmmm-pah.

[Melon Smuggler]

i just had a fairly painless, mutual breakup.

or maybe it hasn't hit me yet.

[juliaN.]

Sounds like you need to read some Cormac McCarthy or Steinbeck.

i'm not so sure about these choices as remedy for his ailment

try Burroughs, Kafka

[evisu 2000]

maybe some nicholas sparks

[jeepster]

or Dean Koontz.

[Baeyer-Drewson]

i'm not so sure about these choices as remedy for his ailment

try Burroughs, Kafka

No, you're right. I'd also throw in The Room by Hubert Selby Jr.

[nicotine]

im finally home after being kicked out for 2 weeks

it feels weird. . . .

i wish i had a cigarette

[Guest Phrost]

why were you kicked out

find some marlboro 72s. cutest things evaaaaaar

[Lab]

i walked down to the lobby to get soda (broke lent) and i forgot to put pants/shorts on

hakuna matata chillin in boxers in public concept

[nicotine]

my mom and i got into a fight after she punched me in the face for no good reason

p.s. she's bipolar and refuses to treat it

(and i guess a 72 is better than nothing but i smoke them in a minute)

[gfunkdocta]

here's a tissue, u got issues.

[nicotine]

eh, no tissues necessary

this shit's been going on for years

im used to it

[NatseOklim]

On the subject of dreams, I never remember mine but the only bad dream I CAN remember, was getting chased by werewolves when I was a kid, and when I tried to run it was like I was running in jelly.

[juliaN.]

here's a tissue, u got issues.

or do what Brando did

fuck the pain away

[dismalfuture]

Age 27, can't fuck more than 3 or 4 times a night anymore. Feeling oversexed lately anyway. Gonna sleep alone tonight and can't even bring myself to fap.

[cuddlysheep]

^^ maybe you need a cougar in your life

[dismalfuture]

I got one. WIth E cups and like a 22" waist. She makes J porn sounds in bed. I don't think I have a single sperm left in my body these days.

[suicide]

^^ maybe you need a cougar in your life

saw a girl with a "cuggar" vanity plate last night.

[wesc]

I got one. WIth E cups and like a 22" waist. She makes J porn sounds in bed. I don't think I have a single sperm left in my body these days.

pics or didnt happen. E cups 22" wut.

pm me dat shizz dismaa

[capa]

I'm having crazy anxiety right now cuz this guy just emailed me saying the boots I sold him on ebay have a flaw on them and they were brand new. I'm afraid he'll try to dispute it or some shit and I won't get my money...also fuck Gilt Groupe and impulse buying cuz now I have to ship back what I bought from them and have store fucking credit, sitting around until they get something worth buying.

godammit. and my roommates friend is staying in our room for two days which isn't that bad but on top of this, is putting me in a terrible mood. oh and they invited their other friend over who just referred to his mom as a "cunt". fuck thisssssss.

[capa]

godammit he just requested a refund. what kind of options do I have in this situation?

[ProfMonnitoff]

^ you're fucked

basically stop selling on ebay

sellers are so fucked

[Lab]

they invited their other friend over who just referred to his mom as a "cunt".

ayo, fuck that guy.

messsed up

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