superconfessional

[iralex]

after stitches

waiting at the hospital

[iralex]

oh and it's REALLY swollen

[NatseOklim]

I have a lump in my bottom lip from splitting it with my teeth.

[ProfMonnitoff]

is it bad that i get tired of music the second other people like it?

i kinda liked empire of the sun but 2 weeks or so they must have gotten a feature on the facebook front page or something because suddenly EVERYONE is listening to them just like they did with mgmt half a year ago

[villain]

is it bad that i get tired of music the second other people like it?

i kinda liked empire of the sun but 2 weeks or so they must have gotten a feature on the facebook front page or something because suddenly EVERYONE is listening to them just like they did with mgmt half a year ago

that may be acceptable for clothing but for music no!

[mr fluffernutter]

is it bad that i get tired of music the second other people like it?

i kinda liked empire of the sun but 2 weeks or so they must have gotten a feature on the facebook front page or something because suddenly EVERYONE is listening to them just like they did with mgmt half a year ago

stop listening to bad music to begin with

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

16 year-old you is better

err.. 14 year old. or whatever age you were when you posted those super-pedo pics

[Guest umhaha84]

This kid I know stole 1,300 leather jacket from. Barney's.

He told me he would steal one for me for a little bit of money.

What should I do,,,

[bill]

is it bad that i get tired of music the second other people like it?

i kinda liked empire of the sun but 2 weeks or so they must have gotten a feature on the facebook front page or something because suddenly EVERYONE is listening to them just like they did with mgmt half a year ago

its kinda normal

[junglejane]

This kid I know stole 1,300 leather jacket from. Barney's.

He told me he would steal one for me for a little bit of money.

What should I do,,,

woah how much he charge to nick an alaia dress?

[Lab]

im adblocking every image iralex posts

[Guest umhaha84]

woah how much he charge to nick an alaia dress?

I don't think he'll wear it inside his coat LOL

[iralex]

one of three stitches, dunno how to embed this.

five minutes, really dark/blurry whatever

[ProfMonnitoff]

made out with a hong kong girl suddenly her friends were all like WHAT ARE YOU DOING WE'RE TAKING YOU HOME

fuck getting cockblocked by ugly friends

fuck

[6ixes&7evens]

made out with a hong kong girl suddenly her friends were all like WHAT ARE YOU DOING WE'RE TAKING YOU HOME

fuck getting cockblocked by ugly friends

fuck

^they just mad cus they cant get a guy like u

[ProfMonnitoff]

i hooked up with a hong kong girl tonight

she had the mad hk accent going on that i hate so much but what was i gonna do

she wanted my tongue

got cockblocked by a stupid girl who apparently didnt manage to get a dude in a room full of horny britons

man i hate having to deal with a girls friends

fuck im drunk

edit: sp drunk taht i forgot the prevois post which says the exact smae thing

[Egpt]

This kid I know stole 1,300 leather jacket from. Barney's.

He told me he would steal one for me for a little bit of money.

What should I do,,,

cop dat rick owens

[Guest Phrost]

This kid I know stole 1,300 leather jacket from. Barney's.

He told me he would steal one for me for a little bit of money.

What should I do,,,

catch me if you can - the black version

agree to pay only if he comes through and tell him exact jacket you want. size, color, everything

[m1sterko]

i get suckered into buying warranty shits i dont want.

wahhh

[Lab]

catch me if you can - the black version

that was great lol

[sushijerk]

catch me if you can - the black version

First I loled at the kid, then I got pissed. Then I got pissed at all the idiot commenters. Although wait, Barney's has no alarms? Wtf?

And Frank Abignale was 10x classier than this kid. He was picking up bespoke suits and banging older CWGs on all the continents. This kid is going to Rikers for fucking Gucci monogram shoes and ugly shades.

[DaBestSpoona]

i hooked up with a hong kong girl tonight

she had the mad hk accent going on that i hate so much but what was i gonna do

she wanted my tongue

got cockblocked by a stupid girl who apparently didnt manage to get a dude in a room full of horny britons

man i hate having to deal with a girls friends

fuck im drunk

edit: sp drunk taht i forgot the prevois post which says the exact smae thing

Just bang them both

[nabhan]

I'm watching Skins. Cassie is totally batshit insane, but I gotta admit, she's fine.

[sawn-off chef]

First I loled at the kid, then I got pissed. Then I got pissed at all the idiot commenters. Although wait, Barney's has no alarms? Wtf?

And Frank Abignale was 10x classier than this kid. He was picking up bespoke suits and banging older CWGs on all the continents. This kid is going to Rikers for fucking Gucci monogram shoes and ugly shades.

the barneys i worked at certainly did have alarms, shoplifters are usually busted, shits fun watching them get humiliated. in fact i'm still laughing about it.

[M.O.A]

im fucking obsessed with twitter

what a useless yet totally addicting addition to my life...pretty much nullified any partiality i had to facebook.

[selaviso]

for real twitter is addicting and i cant figure out why

[ProfMonnitoff]

i just woke up

found in my room:

- 1 inflatable dolphin (i was wearing this around my neck the whole evening as a gimmick. i deflated it and hid it in my back pocket on the way out)

- 1 inflatable palm tree, about 1.50m tall (i have no fucking clue!)

[branespload]

hahaha i totally called this bs..

use the cliche it's not you, it's me thing, say there was nobody else, even tho i totally suspected..

then after the dust settles in comes the swoop

aiight.

EDIT: 33,000th post

[Gouf]

its 7 am. i dont think im gonna go to to sleep tonite

[juliaN.]

catch me if you can is awesome

one of Spielberg's finest, if not the.