superconfessional

[nicotine]

i really want a sales associate to ask me why im not going to buy this 7g dress just so i can punch them in the face with my fist covered in SILVER rings

they can prolly just tell because they have x ray vision and can see how empty my wallet is

[Guest umhaha84]

i like trying clothes on i cant afford

im going to do that tomorrow at barneys

womp

not a problem,

just put your coat over and walk out

btw, kid who told me he'd steal some shit from barneys for me got nervous and turned down my offer fucker.

I really wanted that $1400 helmut lang leather jacket.

[nicotine]

helmut lang leather jacket is wired so to try it on you need to ask a sales associate to unwire it and they watch you try it on and then reconnect it once youre done.

kid probably didnt know that.

[bouwnt]

need morning after pill nauu

.

[juliaN.]

the more i see, the more frustrated i get in realizing that there is nothing to which I relate. I don't think I'm a man of these times, probably arrived 40 years too late.

[samsikle]

took a day off from school today even though ive been chronically late to my 8 am class this whole semester.

ahh i was so tempted to skip my 12:40 class. i'm always at LEAST 10 minutes late. luckily i have a friend i knew since middle school in that class who signed me in today.

[034936]

just had an extremely disheartening driving lesson. was not on the ball and the instructor was getting quite angry (never gets angry). complete buzz/day killer.

[bill]

this is the flow of high to low of the past few hours

hi: i came

low: condom broke

hi: shes on the pill

low: shes on antibiotics which have a history of interfering with birth control

hi: studies show that the interference only occurs with rimfapin which shes not on.

need morning after pill nauu

get the pill or else you'll regret it

[junglejane]

hey nicotine

try on an alaia dress

steal it

and then sell it to me for cheapz

many thanks in advance,

jj

oh an jane please don't get those crystal balmain sandals, they look cheap as fuck

[juliaN.]

balmain menswear looks hideously tacky

[Corbin Law]

well im off to the cvs now...

[icandunkonu]

i buy nike sneakers for nostalgic purposes(i love 1996) knowing full well i'll only wear em 1-3 times the next few years, real waste of money

[Guest umhaha84]

helmut lang leather jacket is wired so to try it on you need to ask a sales associate to unwire it and they watch you try it on and then reconnect it once youre done.

kid probably didnt know that.

not in my barneys

[sawn-off chef]

you talking about the brown hammered mock neck leather? used to work at barneys and that thing teased me everyday looking at it.

[sawn-off chef]

also, could i get away with wearing a helmut lang suit to my girlfriends prom? never went to my own and now hers is approaching, i need to start coppin.

[bruised]

corbin law or who ever else: I have a extra pack of morning after pills that expire this month. Free to to dudes who bust in vajayjays. Just pay for overnight shipping.

Random: who else keeps mental Checklist of different kinds of girls to sex?

Need To do: cwg, hipster/scene bitch, jap, Brazilian, some sort of Asian hybrid.

All I know is my checked off list consists of way too many Koreans.

[junglejane]

corbin law or who ever else: I have a extra pack of morning after pills that expire this month. Free to to dudes who bust in vajayjays. Just pay for overnight shipping.

Random: who else keeps mental Checklist of different kinds of girls to sex?

Need To do: cwg, hipster/scene bitch, jap, Brazilian, some sort of Asian hybrid.

All I know is my checked off list consists of way too many Koreans.

if jesus loves you i bet you could find a girl with all the above characteristics. wait are cwg and scene/hipster bitches mutually exclusive?

[ProfMonnitoff]

i want to sex injun/pakistani girl

[Guest umhaha84]

lol I only fucked koreans so far,,,,,,kinda sux...it's like i'm wasting my youth

[Guest umhaha84]

you talking about the brown hammered mock neck leather? used to work at barneys and that thing teased me everyday looking at it.

something similar,

this season they used greenish tint greyish leather really thin and fine, plus neck is looser(?) wider

they have pic up on barneys.com but very shitty photo

[bruised]

if jesus loves you i bet you could find a girl with all the above characteristics. wait are cwg and scene/hipster bitches mutually exclusive?

Of course I would not pass that up but I'm looking for clear distinction of check marks. Jap hipster would work and would be tidy effcient but would still need to fullfil cwg. Not mutually exclusive. Please jesus!

I know half Persian half Japanese girl that I'm so trying to scheme.

[bruised]

And oh yes, add sophisticate non fat Latina to my wish list

[suicide]

lol I only fucked koreans so far,,,,,,kinda sux...it's like i'm wasting my youth

worst in bed.

find some white wiminz.

[redgrail]

Random: who else keeps mental Checklist of different kinds of girls to sex?

.

my list: slim, blonde, awkward, arty chicks with some booty.

could do only those for the rest of my life and i'd be fine.

[Guest umhaha84]

I bring the best out of'em

I'M THAT GOOD

[Mr Waffles]

i want to sex injun/pakistani girl

seconded. god damn. they are always with other indians though, hard to lure them away.

[suicide]

^

3rd

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[Corbin Law]

pharmacist at walgreens was like: need to see the girl this goes to

i was like : ffffuuuck

pharmacist at CVS: yeah nig i can hook you up

i was like : uhhh yeh

[Mr Waffles]

i made my ex girlfriend buy it one day. I run things

edit: she was my girlfriend at the time. them thin condoms aint no good if you trying to go to town when you're drunk

[jeepster]

My interview @ New School went swimmingly. I am very happy. Didn't even mind spending $15 on apples, cereal, and a muffin at Whole Foods afterwards. I am that happy.

Now the weather just needs to get warm and I'll be right as rain.