superconfessional

[iralex]

I skip school too much

oh wellll

[julzkind]

wuuuuuuuuuuuuut. He residing in US now, yes? What is your mom's opinion on this, does she have a say?

yeah, he lives here. but would probably get married in palestine. and only islamic law marriage, even if he somehow gets her a visa and brings her back. its like buying a goat.

my mom is against it, as we all are...but ultimately, he will do what he wants.

[samsikle]

i surprisingly get a lot of my aunts/family friends telling me that my brother and i are lucky that my parents are still together. they've seemed to work out some unspoken formula to happiness because say i would be at the dinner table and they'd be yelling about one thing or another, i'd step in and say "can you guys not be yelling while i'm eating dinner -_______-" then they'll look at each other and start laughing and i'll be completely lost.

i don't think they're actually yelling most of the time. they're just loud people

[wesc]

i'll hop on that i've got loud asian parents boat as well ; the mom always screams into the telephone as if she's on the megaphone to a crowd.

[shufon]

My parents have been together for 31 years next month but they have a weird relationship, it's more like a business relationship than a marriage. They both work a lot. They have never celebrated an anniversary that I know of (definitely not since I've been alive). I've only heard them argue once in my life, but they only see each other maybe 2-3 hours a day max, so maybe they just don't see each other enough to have time to argue. They seem happy? I don't know, I never really have understood their relationship at all.

[mr fluffernutter]

My parents have been together for 31 years next month but they have a weird relationship, it's more like a business relationship than a marriage. They both work a lot. They have never celebrated an anniversary that I know of (definitely not since I've been alive). I've only heard them argue once in my life, but they only see each other maybe 2-3 hours a day max, so maybe they just don't see each other enough to have time to argue. They seem happy? I don't know, I never really have understood their relationship at all.

HELLO AMERICAN VALUES

[Bona Drag]

true

i need to kick this fucking cold before mardi gras

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

I found out like a year ago, after being dead for like a decade, that my grandfather, on the Filipino side, had a whole separate family that he supported and kept on the down lo. Shit is bizarre.

are we related?!?! (3)

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

your name isnt anthony is it

[wesc]

LOL ! watch it be true that thoust be relatives ! sufu family reunion ? or maybe just he's on the other side of the family the secret side you dun know about and will never know ?

[suicide]

^

dont joke about that shit

was recently told about a cousin that i never knew about. girl went to the same high school as me and is one year younger.

was pissed that i was never told. shit could have gone dowwwwwwwwwwn

[Guest Phrost]

^ lol. kill yourself

[Bona Drag]

i got a new black motorola phone when i moved and reupped my contract in sept 07

that phone was aight until I lost it in aug 08

i always lose shit so i had the insurance on the phone, and i got it replaced right away, with an identical phone

that phone first broke a while back and became unusable last week so i filed a claim and got the replacement today

i open up the box and they sent me the right phone, but in this fuckin lame apple green color that looks hella frute swagz

no problem, i think, i'll just call the insurance company up and make everything right

i even said maybe i made the mistake when i filed the claim

nope, i asked for the right color but their records said i had a green phone to begin with

that's weird, i said, it was definitely black

ok, they said, just call tmobile and have them change their records to reflect that and we'll send you the right phone

so i do, but tmobile says they can't change it because their records are permanently linked to the phone serial number, and the one they have on file for me showed i had a green phone

it was black, i said

sorry, they said

so i call the insurace company back and they say there's nothing they can do without getting word from tmobile first

their records are wrong, i said

sorry, they said

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THAT SHIT

[Thorns]

Last couple girls I've dated have been really jaded about relationships and marriage at first. They all came out of rough parental divorces.

So, I force them to chill with my parents. It always clicks after a second. All you need to see if a fully functioning marriage and you'll start to believe again.

[sircheesecake]

Last couple girls I've dated have been really jaded about relationships and marriage at first. They all came out of rough parental divorces.

So, I force them to chill with my parents. It always clicks after a second. All you need to see if a fully functioning marriage and you'll start to believe again.

Can I borrow your parents?

[cash]

im scared sometimes that my dad might take a second wife and how it would fuck this family up so bad...worse than it is now, obv.

but i mean, my grandpas on both sides had 2 wives so he prob doesnt think anything of it. and divorce is super last option. ugh.

=/

My grandpa has three wives (It's Utah). And on that note:

^

dont joke about that shit

was recently told about a cousin that i never knew about. girl went to the same high school as me and is one year younger.

was pissed that i was never told. shit could have gone dowwwwwwwwwwn

I may or may not have an uncle that is just a few years younger than me. I have never had much contact with my grandpa even though we lived in the same town. He wasn't exactly welcome around the house due to the whole fundamentalist Mormon thing, beating the hell out of my maternal grandma and taking multiple wives after he divorced grams. However, I did spend a summer painting houses with my meth-addicted uncle and he said that grandpa had another kid. My mom says it isn't true (mom doesn't do drugs -- that I know of, anyway). I guess I'll find out at the funeral.

[nicotine]

i hit another car for the first time tonight.

my mother's a bitch.

all cops are bastards.

[please underestimate]

i hit another car for the first time tonight.

my mother's a bitch.

all cops are bastards.

it's alright. i crashed head-on into another car a few months ago on a left turn yield, shit is fucken traumatizing.

[ProfMonnitoff]

my aunt and my uncle hate each other over some stupid shit that happened like 10 years ago, and they keep on dragging my mom and her parents into it

my uncle has never held down a job in his life even though he has 2 college degrees, and claims that if he had about 10k to invest on stocks he could turn his life around

i've been urging my mom to not blow 10k on this idiot, she wants to give him his thousandth chance

sometimes you gotta give up on fam

[Billy.Barbados]

my aunt and my uncle hate each other over some stupid shit that happened like 10 years ago, and they keep on dragging my mom and her parents into it

my uncle has never held down a job in his life even though he has 2 college degrees, and claims that if he had about 10k to invest on stocks he could turn his life around

i've been urging my mom to not blow 10k on this idiot, she wants to give him his thousandth chance

sometimes you gotta give up on fam

lol

That's so ridiculous. If he could really turn his life around he'd do it with or without the charity of others.

[Ahlvahroe]

i got back from teh dentist a couple of hours ago. i hadnt been to a dentist in many many years so my teeth are kinda fucked up. i ve always had a fear doctors so i put it off for way too long. it wasnt as bad as i remember it being when i was a kid but now the anesthesia is wearing off so its staring to hurt

besides that im not sure if i can eat yet and im hella hungry, which is worse cause im watchin man vs. food right now.

[mrjuby]

i hit another car for the first time tonight.

holy shit my nose is bleeding now from trying to understand this sentence.

hope you're alright though.

[jl3969]

my parents work perfectly together. my mom flips out but my dad knows how to deal with it (ignore it and just apologize even if you dont know for what).

[lawless]

i got a new black motorola phone when i moved and reupped my contract in sept 07

that phone was aight until I lost it in aug 08

i always lose shit so i had the insurance on the phone, and i got it replaced right away, with an identical phone

that phone first broke a while back and became unusable last week so i filed a claim and got the replacement today

i open up the box and they sent me the right phone, but in this fuckin lame apple green color that looks hella frute swagz

no problem, i think, i'll just call the insurance company up and make everything right

i even said maybe i made the mistake when i filed the claim

nope, i asked for the right color but their records said i had a green phone to begin with

that's weird, i said, it was definitely black

ok, they said, just call tmobile and have them change their records to reflect that and we'll send you the right phone

so i do, but tmobile says they can't change it because their records are permanently linked to the phone serial number, and the one they have on file for me showed i had a green phone

it was black, i said

sorry, they said

so i call the insurace company back and they say there's nothing they can do without getting word from tmobile first

their records are wrong, i said

sorry, they said

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THAT SHIT

ayo sell it on craigslist and use the cash to get the phone you want.

[hellogoodbye]

i need to start practicing my signature. an insurance agent dropped by a while ago with some shit for me to sign, and as i was signing he was lolling under his breath that asshole

[Guest barbarian]

Sometimes when I see Baby Milo/Bape shit on supermarket, I get tempted. More so than most 'high fashion' shit on there nowadays.

[Baeyer-Drewson]

lolling under his breath

oxymoron? 10 char.

[hellogoodbye]

alright he was sniggering. fuck

[Le Buttsecks]

i got a new black motorola phone when i moved and reupped my contract in sept 07

that phone was aight until I lost it in aug 08

i always lose shit so i had the insurance on the phone, and i got it replaced right away, with an identical phone

that phone first broke a while back and became unusable last week so i filed a claim and got the replacement today

i open up the box and they sent me the right phone, but in this fuckin lame apple green color that looks hella frute swagz

no problem, i think, i'll just call the insurance company up and make everything right

i even said maybe i made the mistake when i filed the claim

nope, i asked for the right color but their records said i had a green phone to begin with

that's weird, i said, it was definitely black

ok, they said, just call tmobile and have them change their records to reflect that and we'll send you the right phone

so i do, but tmobile says they can't change it because their records are permanently linked to the phone serial number, and the one they have on file for me showed i had a green phone

it was black, i said

sorry, they said

so i call the insurace company back and they say there's nothing they can do without getting word from tmobile first

their records are wrong, i said

sorry, they said

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THAT SHIT

ay man atleast you got a replacement cell phone for free. some nigguhs cant even afford insurance. lose a phone got to hop on that 8290 with tha rainbow battery.

[freecat]

did coke tonight. fortunately it was free but i wouldn't pay for this shit. there was something else i wanted to confess but i can't ermember. oh yeah i'm listening to ayumi hamasaki trance remixes.