superconfessional

[broneck]

can someone let me in on what's happening at SZ?

[m_2]

My family continues to break stereotypes. Just found out the reason my uncles house and bakery went on fire was because of a falling out he had with the mafia. Worst part is that my cousin died in the house fire. How the fuck do you live with yourself knowing that your daughter is dead because of the people you did business with. I'm also sure he still does business with them. He spends an insane amount of time in Russia and they are very very well off.

[geekbonchic]

How the fuck do you live with yourself...blah blah blah...they are very very well off.

I think I solved your enigma for you.

[broneck]

also, they're russian? russians aren't people dude.

[m_2]

my fams not russian. The people he is dealing with are.

[onemancult]

I tried to ignore it but that place is going to hell in a hand basket. Self-ban in effect.

honestly, at first, i was so into it and i was on that same bandwagon that stated "oh i goes to sz for SERIOUS FASHUN CHATZ and i come to superfuture for FUN TIMES TO BE HAD WITH PEOPLE WITH SIMILAR INTERESTS" and then i came to realize that...

a. the serious fashion chat on sz was way too fucking serious, to the point where i showed the forum to suzy menkes and she says to me "these bitches need to lighten the fuck up."

b. there is plenty of serious discussion to be had here if you initiate it as such and can handle people mixing their sense of humor in with the serious bits. in my world, this is called BEING HUMAN.

c. suzy menkes also said, "i love this russian-emigre-finds-a-treasure-chest-and-spends-it-all-on-overpriced-deconstructed-nonsense-fashioned-out-of-far-too-expensive-leathers-and-fabrics look that they all adhere to, really i do sweetheart, but how many times can you write about the same scrap of animal skin that wraps and folds into a shirt?"

d. not sucking faust's dick is grounds for expulsion, and i don't like the beluga-like taste of his precum. i personally prefer something more in the osetra-ish flavor profile.

[LOLZ CAVIAR JOKE LOLZ]

e. the girls are not fun.

[geekbonchic]

a. awesome

b. awesome

c. awesome

d. awesome

e. awesome

Thanks, omc.

[Lab]

suzy menkes obviously is not a fan of expensive lame basix

[Liberation1945]

^^^ MY nigga...myyyyy nigga...

[Liberation1945]

wait why is it okay for some to buy lame expensive basics and not okay for others?

so person a can wear julius twisted shirt, but person b cant wear rick owens twisted shirt? wtf?

[Liberation1945]

all i hope is that there is a forum war with people choosing sides and the interweb fashion world being turned upside down...

[Lab]

my movie stopped working again, back to sufu lurking

wait why is it okay for some to buy lame expensive basics and not okay for others?

so person a can wear julius twisted shirt, but person b cant wear rick owens twisted shirt? wtf?

because of the caste system

[Liberation1945]

sz is a place you can discuss fashion in a very serious and intelligent manner...

sf is a place you can discuss how badly you want to fuck that underaged neighbor...

AM I RIGHT WE R SUPRFTR WE DUMB WE LIKE SUPRTRSH DUHHHDUHHDUHHH

[onemancult]

DURRRR UHHHH SPRFTR SO STUPID SO MANY PEOPLE ASKING SO MANY DUMB QUESTIONS NOT ENOUGH....

OH HAI MAYBE ITS CUZ WE HAVE 10 MILLION MEMBERS AND YOUVE GOT 10.

[Servo2000]

I want to fuck my underaged neighbor in very serious and intelligient fashions.

I CHOOSE YOU SUPERFUTURE

[Liberation1945]

if lobsters were a fashion designer itd be rick owens...

why?

cuz it goes well with butter

[dismalfuture]

The self-proclaimed Faustian in the green overdyed kangaroo leather sweatpants with overlock stitch and cheetah skin house slippers is smashing his Apple Extended keyboard into a thousand wee shards in anger at this very moment. Lemurs and sea turtles are cowering in fear, for they may be next.

[Liberation1945]

i took a vacation to superfuture and all i got was this stupid

i took a vacation to stylezeitgeist and all i got was this stupid black kangaroo skin jacket

[salaryman]

My 12 year old neighbor told me RO is played. This is the future.

[Pandemonium]

wait why is it okay for some to buy lame expensive basics and not okay for others?

so person a can wear julius twisted shirt, but person b cant wear rick owens twisted shirt? wtf?

obviously they have a case of brand synergy.

[Pandemonium]

DURRRR UHHHH SPRFTR SO STUPID SO MANY PEOPLE ASKING SO MANY DUMB QUESTIONS NOT ENOUGH....

OH HAI MAYBE ITS CUZ WE HAVE 10 MILLION MEMBERS AND YOUVE GOT 10.

there is something that sucks with symmetrical knife fighting.

[Liberation1945]

i've been thinking of my ex girlfriends and two really stood out to me...

one girl was so diverse and openminded, had such a great sense of humor, and our sex with her was always a pleasant and interesting experience.

the other girl was always so serious, but usually meant well and was very helpful. she was beautiful, intelligent and to top it all off, she was RICH as a motherfucker.

ahhh whatever i dont give a fuck im just gonna jerk off to some porn and save me the trouble of contacting an ex.

[Liberation1945]

r u talkin abowt styleforum and fedoralounge? i dun get it i think you makin a connecshion there but im too stoop i frm the FUTURE

[Lab]

when i was twelve, i hit up that aussie

with my new-delhi-fob-lookin-posse

crept around melbourne, lookin for swag

ain't nothin around, not even american rag

missed the zoo and all the kangaroo

don't care about pandas and their common bamboo

want some fur for my skin, stay doe boy fresh

make bitches moan for my man-missle (throbbing flesh)

no overlock, no dye, no intricate stitching

I want the real wild shit, with chiggers to keep me itching

had a connect in poaching, his name was mr. croc

used to eat gorilla meat, he ran that savannah block

now he gave up that life, and runs a dairy queen

but amongst the feds, he remains to be seen

called up for a favor, a quick slice n dice

make that lame basic look RAF SEMENZ nice

took a baby roo - out for a slaughter

came back the next day, made my wardrobe hotter

Rockin' the latest endangered on my frame

puttin' RO leathercumbuddys off their game

I don't care about your 2k MOTOrola vests

lemme show you some real shit: my kanga coated chest

[mrip]

yesterday i was drunk and sufu lurker came up to me and said

SOOFOO LAVINZ

i was wearing my dbss

i was like, who are you?

- oh, i just lurk

do you know who i am?

-no

THEN GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

then i went to play ddr drunk again

[salaryman]

Someone rep Lab now because I can't.

[chris]

doesnt faust seem like a character you'd see in a todd solondz movie? or am i just superrrrr high

i can see it now.. bitter fashionista that beats his kids and berates internet foes in his spare time. shit im already laughing

[geekbonchic]

yesterday i was drunk and sufu lurker came up to me and said

SOOFOO LAVINZ

i was wearing my dbss

i was like, who are you?

- oh, i just lurk

do you know who i am?

-no

THEN GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

then i went to play ddr drunk again

Alright, lurker, own up to this. Grow a pair and take the shame.

[onemancult]

word on the streets here in new york is that one time, he was wearing a chunky belt OVER his jacket, the way girls do.

but faust is not a girl, he is a man and he is somewhat stocky.

word on the street is that it was the funniest thing anyone had ever seen.

[chris]

ooh maybe they can get philip seymour hoffman to play him in the movie!