superconfessional

[ojjairus]

god gave you two hands...but you only need one for that^

[newaesthetic]

just yelled out "GODDAMNIT" as a spider came down from the ceiling directly between my face and the monitor. Little bastard could've picked anywhere else to do that in the room and I wouldn't have noticed.

Of course he just hung around chillin after he got to eye level. It like he knew.

[whitney]

now that i think about it, i don't mind spiders as much as i do ants. cos spiders crawl around, but ants steal your food. as long as the spiders don't try to bite me its all good.

[newaesthetic]

yeah they're not a bother or nearly as frustrating as ants, but it was still a shock. almost too perfectly set up.

now flying ants, those are on a whole other level. they receive full rage, no mercy.

[whitney]

lol. did u smush him after?

i never even heard of flying ants. aw damn. had to google that.. i hope i never encounter one!

[newaesthetic]

that i did. was going to let him go, but he hung out for a while, didn't retreat or continue the descent. so he had to go.

they are terrible. when we lived in the country they would randomly spawn one giant dark patch beside our garage every few summers. probably a few thousand or so. disgusting little bastards.

only 2 more hours until i leave for toronto, still wide awake. excellent. where are the rest of the apparent insomniacs?

[eean]

sup! 530am!

[icandunkonu]

when i was a kid i used to put sugar with a dab of water on the floor to watch ants work

[dunkin deeznuts]

i liek spiders, they kill other more crappier bugs..........

[Quinnskimo]

i never even heard of flying ants. aw damn. had to google that.. i hope i never encounter one!

When I was little, I knew there was a Queen Ant, but somehow I manifested in my mind that the ones with wings were the Princes. I still believe that to this day and I refuse to look up the truth.

[duck sauce]

theres this girl in my biochem class right now standing with her legs wide open with the nicest ass ever and i can't stop looking. eyes darting back and forth from screen

ahh

[jeepster]

I just started using my FFFFound account.

and I've had it for like 2 years.

[Billy.Barbados]

I'm going on a date tonight with a girl who's 6'2". I'm still taller than her, but damn. 6'2"? She seemed kind of anxious to go out too, I think shorter guys are too intimidated to talk to her. She must be waiting on us tall, dark, and handsome brothers.

[DrMoBueno]

6'2. in heels she must be 6'5.

i would be talking to her boobs

[sawn-off chef]

i'd be talking to her kneecaps

[jeepster]

I'd be talking to her face 2 face

sup.

[DrMoBueno]

sup, boobs

[Spaghettini]

I'm going on a date tonight with a girl who's 6'2". I'm still taller than her, but damn. 6'2"? She seemed kind of anxious to go out too, I think shorter guys are too intimidated to talk to her. She must be waiting on us tall, dark, and handsome brothers.

godspeed billy... unless they are legitimate models, the only tall chicks i have ever meet look like cat food.... let us know how it goes.

[bouwnt]

the aliens in district 9 liked cat food and they were smart as heck......

[whitney]

reminds me of your old avatar

which i miss

[azn8oi]

trade me your cat food for my weapons

[wesc]

^ f'n prawn...

[Leonard Leroy]

ugggh can't write so preoccupied with the fight tomorrow.

It will either make me or break me, no joke.

[freecat]

catfood can taste good in some situation...

[samsikle]

^^ beggars can't be choosers

[DrMoBueno]

dog and rabbit food is horrible

but

i'll never try cat food

that's just wrong

[billy.]

don't rabbit's just eat pellets?

i'll take some fancy feast over that

[DrMoBueno]

the pellets taste like cardboard

the poo my ass turned that cardboard into looked like fancy feast

[sawn-off chef]

i lfet the girl i am head over heels crayz about a drunk voicemail confsessing it,shit sorry i am worst ever want to sleep so bad at being charming lol

[Scais]

dont worry scott, some girls think that shit is cute. If not, please consult the djrajio dating thread. (5)