superconfessional

[samsikle]

julien, i'll trade you reeses and redcups for cookies and mustardmayo

[Caps Lock]

i'm gonna open a grocery store in the us with stuff imported from france. cereals, sauce, microwaveable stuff... and create a hude buzz around it.

It already exists in certain cities that have alot of french people in them.

[freecat]

yeah i guess. there has been french people in america for a while...

sam, why not. i'll get back at you when i can afford the shipping!

[bouwnt]

french people ??? in the americas? ??

[bouwnt]

[duck sauce]

was this fan subbed

[HBlack]

ex has new boyfriend

not into the girls that are into me that much at all

i want a girlfriend security blanket

or a kitten

[whitney]

what does that mean^ not into the girls that are into me..

awhile back (no idea why now) I liked this guy and basically got screwed. so I stopped talking to him because he knew I liked him but he only wanted me when it was on his schedule.

now he won't stop bugging me, saying hella shit that wouldve been worth something ages ago.

[sawn-off chef]

he means fat girls lol

[newaesthetic]

heh, my ex was telling me she loved me and wanted me the past month, while with her bf. told me she would leave him if she had a good reason, i wouldn't bite. they split up this weekend and the very next day she has a new one.

i'm only mildly disappointed to know that now she's giving up the school pursuit and going to the well-paying job her dad was trying to hand her years ago. it was only a temporary job when i was dating her, and it encouraged a bad spending habit she couldn't curb during the school year, but i tended to benefit from it. hah.

there's the chance to be really mean and vengeful over some shit, but it takes effort. girl has issues and now i know for sure i'll never have to deal with them anymore. if she's happy, awesome, and good luck to the next guy(s).

[sistersuzie]

[034936]

i had two of mine leave in the past year. really sucks ass..

[jeepster]

he means fat girls lol

lol you mean fat girls

what?

"plump dumplings"

[sawn-off chef]

fap fap fap fap fap waaaaaah

[sawn-off chef]

serious face.serious face.serious face.serious face.serious face.serious face.serious face.serious face.serious face.

[HBlack]

what does that mean^ not into the girls that are into me..

awhile back (no idea why now) I liked this guy and basically got screwed. so I stopped talking to him because he knew I liked him but he only wanted me when it was on his schedule.

yeah i'm sorta afraid i'm doing that/being an asshole. might cut it off completely..

he means fat girls lol

lol oh scott.m no not fat girls theyre cool enough i just want to find some spectacular girl thats way out of my league you know. fucking depressed and bored lately

[Leonard Leroy]

She's distractingly pretty and bright

I wish she was single

or i didn't have morals

[jeepster]

serious face.serious face.serious face.serious face.serious face.serious face.serious face.serious face.serious face.

[Leonard Leroy]

the girls at the juice bar on mott shall be my comfort!

[Leonard Leroy]

[sawn-off chef]

[Leonard Leroy]

Woooah wrong picture

[sawn-off chef]

jeepster was kind enough to compliment me tonight:

"scott is more than capable of hooking up with cute chubby girls he just needs confidence"

thanks jeep <3

i do love em thick

[jeepster]

[sawn-off chef]

Bwahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahhaa

[Leonard Leroy]

i want in on the joke

[sawn-off chef]

:|

[jeepster]

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[sawn-off chef]

this is getting so meta the second leon asked hahahaha

[samsikle]

so I stopped talking to him because he knew I liked him but he only wanted me when it was on his schedule.

THIS. I FUCKING HATE THIS.