superconfessional

[samsikle]

shit, i totally made an ass out of myself last night chatting with someone while drunk. i didn't remember a thing until i'd asked the same question i'd asked last night and he told me that i'd already asked. damnit!

[Guest on-display]

sam you should've showed him a boob to relieve the akwardness

[the Repeater]

I was making excuses for taking flix of CWGs, CAGs, CMGs hams all out on Halloween, but really those tramps were out to get it and to turn it down is almost a shame sometimes...

[freecat]

of the things i like the most, there's probably, between homemade pizzas and chilling in the park on a sunny day, being told what i did last night.

[Orion]

And too all the haters.

Can I getta fuck you?

Sadly whatever I spend on you guys won't properly be able to appreciate it.

It's ok though cuz I buy it for myself.

I have no problem with someone being successful, and I have absolutely no problem with people spending their money on whatever they want, I was just raised with the belief that bragging about one's personal finances is really tacky. I don't know if you are looking for the recognition, or the applause for allegedly spending money, so I guess if that's what you need... I'm sure you have "friends" who will help you with that part.

[pieiskewl]

My brother just called me asking for advice on his friend who has now become a dick and an overall mooch shithead. any tips on how to convert him? thinking a sit down intervention. or something. how to save him?

EDIT: this is someone that he's been friends with since elementary school if that changes the situation at all

[CUTUP]

I got a nice patch of razor burn on my nuts

I should have more carefully followed the " grab and spread" technique, but I was tired.

And now the lower quadrant of my nuts must pay the price for my laziness

[Orion]

You should definitely never be too tired when shaving your balls. Maybe the worst combination ever.

[redX]

or in a hurry - fffffffffuuuuuuuuu

[Akira]

Should have joined the beard contest.... that is the kind of beard we're talking about right?

[AstroWolf]

You should definitely never be too tired when shaving your balls. Maybe the worst combination ever.

one of the posts of the year to me.

[azn8oi]

I am really bad at accounting and statistics in terms of solving for answers, but I can analyze the data and make optimal decisions from the results just fine.

I've gotten 3 Cs in all my college education thus far:

Accounting A

Accounting B

Managerial Accounting

Those bitchass Cs and my bitchassness towards the subjects lowered my GPA by too much... out of the next tier of graduating with honors by just that much.

[azn8oi]

I have a feeling that my future job will involve me dealing with statistics and probabilities all night, every night.

[the Repeater]

I had no idea you got so 'real,' hap...

[chrishilton]

i just fucking dreamt i was edward cullen

[julzkind]

shit, i totally made an ass out of myself last night chatting with someone while drunk. i didn't remember a thing until i'd asked the same question i'd asked last night and he told me that i'd already asked. damnit!

we should be kept away from ppl when drunk. on halloween i had a discussion with someone about politics and why dont american schools teach the kids about other countries' history. why only american history!?

the kid was a history teacher which is why i brought it up. then i got pulled away and was made to go home.

wtf

[kiya]

In some strange twisted fucked up way i want a pair of these:

[chrishilton]

In some strange twisted fucked up way i want a pair of these:

shit are you for real?

[willy cheesesteak]

no lie i'd wear the red or the grey ones if someone gave em to me

[kiya]

shit are you for real?

I'm totally serious.

The red or gray ones only though, the black/white ones are booty.

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

i spent most of today staring at a screen while surrounded by gorgeousness.

i think my priorities are all messed up.

[Guest on-display]

im impressed how long i held that fart in class today

[lawless]

dude, just clinch ur cheeks and let it ride out

[duck sauce]

or open ur cheeks and let it all out

[Guest on-display]

its cool i let it out in increments

[nameness]

I delete every email I get from my in-laws without reading them. I don't care, I really don't.

[suremanok]

or open ur cheeks and let it all out

i do 'the lean over to one side' maneuver and just let it out.

shit is sbd for sure.

[chrishilton]

no lie i'd wear the red or the grey ones if someone gave em to me

i suppose the grey ones are aight. the sole just makes me puke, somehow i just instantly thought of crocs when i saw those.

[Akira]

In some strange twisted fucked up way i want a pair of these:

Why I no can see?!? I want to seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[034936]

i wanna see them... they sound FUCKED UP