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just yelled out "GODDAMNIT" as a spider came down from the ceiling directly between my face and the monitor. Little bastard could've picked anywhere else to do that in the room and I wouldn't have noticed.

Of course he just hung around chillin after he got to eye level. It like he knew.

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now that i think about it, i don't mind spiders as much as i do ants. cos spiders crawl around, but ants steal your food. as long as the spiders don't try to bite me its all good.

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yeah they're not a bother or nearly as frustrating as ants, but it was still a shock. almost too perfectly set up.

now flying ants, those are on a whole other level. they receive full rage, no mercy.

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lol. did u smush him after?

i never even heard of flying ants. aw damn. had to google that.. i hope i never encounter one!

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that i did. was going to let him go, but he hung out for a while, didn't retreat or continue the descent. so he had to go.

they are terrible. when we lived in the country they would randomly spawn one giant dark patch beside our garage every few summers. probably a few thousand or so. disgusting little bastards.

only 2 more hours until i leave for toronto, still wide awake. excellent. where are the rest of the apparent insomniacs?

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when i was a kid i used to put sugar with a dab of water on the floor to watch ants work

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i never even heard of flying ants. aw damn. had to google that.. i hope i never encounter one!

When I was little, I knew there was a Queen Ant, but somehow I manifested in my mind that the ones with wings were the Princes. I still believe that to this day and I refuse to look up the truth.

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theres this girl in my biochem class right now standing with her legs wide open with the nicest ass ever and i can't stop looking. eyes darting back and forth from screen

ahh

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I'm going on a date tonight with a girl who's 6'2". I'm still taller than her, but damn. 6'2"? She seemed kind of anxious to go out too, I think shorter guys are too intimidated to talk to her. She must be waiting on us tall, dark, and handsome brothers.

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I'm going on a date tonight with a girl who's 6'2". I'm still taller than her, but damn. 6'2"? She seemed kind of anxious to go out too, I think shorter guys are too intimidated to talk to her. She must be waiting on us tall, dark, and handsome brothers.

godspeed billy... unless they are legitimate models, the only tall chicks i have ever meet look like cat food.... let us know how it goes.

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the aliens in district 9 liked cat food and they were smart as heck......

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catfood can taste good in some situation...

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