superconfessional

[DrMoBueno]

dog and rabbit food is horrible

but

i'll never try cat food

that's just wrong

[billy.]

don't rabbit's just eat pellets?

i'll take some fancy feast over that

[DrMoBueno]

the pellets taste like cardboard

the poo my ass turned that cardboard into looked like fancy feast

[sawn-off chef]

i lfet the girl i am head over heels crayz about a drunk voicemail confsessing it,shit sorry i am worst ever want to sleep so bad at being charming lol

[Scais]

dont worry scott, some girls think that shit is cute. If not, please consult the djrajio dating thread. (5)

[sawn-off chef]

i will never go in that fucking thread again.

[Caps Lock]

I will never buy a windows mobile device.

[Analog]

I will never eat green eggs and ham.

[larssss]

i've been having too much luck with ladies lately

karma got me last night

spent the evening defending a gorgeous and inexplicably drunk friend of a friend

only to get completely shut down at the end of the evening on the complete opposite side of town.

fucking hell

i wonder how bad my hangover will be?

[Scais]

i waste so much company time.

[eean]

i now work for Aritzia (sup@all you canadians!)....

expect CWG posts...

[pieiskewl]

i experienced synesthesia sober for the first time a few days ago. the smell of really rank b.o looked like a close of up yellow stucco

[Jimbo69]

The only things i got for my bday were weed, cigarettes, and alcohol

[branespload]

i am the only filipino in existence who isn't watching the pacquaio fight

[samsikle]

i got suckered into watching it. i worked from 10-4, and went to a family party at my aunts. i got lured in by artery-clogging heart-stopping food. crispy pata & lechon kawali

[sawn-off chef]

i hate sharing my bed with others, i like sleeping alone.

[samsikle]

not even cuddle time?

[sawn-off chef]

only with you sam

[ejm285]

i am the only filipino in existence who isn't watching the pacquaio fight

i didn't watch that shit either, self hating filipino

[azn8oi]

ugh, it'd be like me saying that i used to watch every fucking rockets game just cus yao ming was the only chink with exposure.

get over that shit yall.

[broken_dubz]

excuse the length, but its eating away at me.

life has been bumming me out lately. I managed to find some cheap tickets back to HK to see my parents and residual friends living here. I couldn't stop thinking about coming back the week leading up.

The day before I left i went out drinking with some of my friends. shit night, got a bit too drunk. My friend left with his GF so I ended up going back into the club myself to catch some tunes before passing out and flying back the next day.

As i was walking back i dunno how but i ended up talking to this gorgeous blonde french girl on the street. We hit it off instantly, spent several hours speaking broken french/english to each other using her dictionary to translate things we wanted to say to each other (sounds cheesy as fuck but true). End of the night we went our separate ways, she said she'd call i didnt care that much at the time cos i was wasted.

So i fly back the next day. The whole flight i'm thinking about her. I get back to HK, plug in my phone and low and behold find about 5 messages from her asking to meet up with me again (i didnt tell her i was leaving). But now i'm 5000 miles away.

[whitney]

if you really like her and wanna see her again I'd call today or within the next few days latest (calling card!) and just tell her that you were a bit drunk and too mesmorized by her, talking and getting to know her, that your trip to hk to see family didn't come up and then ask and talk about her a little before hanging up. then call her like in a day or two and then once more before you go home to let her know you'll be back and see if she wanna hang out, etc

bring back something small, inexpensive and thoughtful if you really wanna suckerpunch that home

it's 6:22am my brains a bit fuzzy and I have to go to a stupid meeting on Sunday.

I don't think you really did anything wrong

if you wait two weeks (guessing that's how long you're going for) before calling her that would be a bit messed up.

also calling > texting

[wesc]

^ do what whit says.... srly that shizz that happend looks to be a movie fairy tale, plus azn w/ white french hottie ? that aint easy to come by sonnn.... you best do your best to keep the game aliveeeeee

[ojjairus]

oh dang i forsee a WHITNEY dating advice column threak in the near future. giving djrajio a run for his money concept...or furniture.

[broken_dubz]

^ do what whit says.... srly that shizz that happend looks to be a movie fairy tale, plus azn w/ white french hottie ? that aint easy to come by sonnn.... you best do your best to keep the game aliveeeeee

yeh none of my friends believed me when i told them what happened.

i'm following the advice . this kind of shit doesn't happen very often.

[azn8oi]

^ do what whit says.... srly that shizz that happend looks to be a movie fairy tale, plus azn w/ white french hottie ? that aint easy to come by sonnn.... you best do your best to keep the game aliveeeeee

Don't know how great grandfather managed this,

but he (Asian) bagged a French white lady in like the early 1900s and had my paternal grandpa.

ha

[jl3969]

are white chicks considered the minority man's version of 'great white hope' or do i have it all wrong?

[sybaritical]

oh dang i forsee a WHITNEY dating advice column threak in the near future. giving djrajio a run for his money concept...or furniture.

Whitney > Rajio. For sure.

Cutenuss and cupcakes > power and money. ( mostly )

Broken: Call her from HK randomly walking down the street. You have a connection like you say, she'll love it.

[tac0tron]

also calling > texting

Yes.

I don't understand why some people prefer to text rather than call.

[jl3969]

cause its easier and most people are lazy. less actual human contact = less intimidation, regardless of whether one should be intimidated in the first place.